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	Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants" By Anonymous
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Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 186 I find your lack of pants disturbing. Login To Vote 2 159 You are unwise to lower your pants. Login To Vote 3 124 Your pants, you will not need them. Login To Vote 4 122 Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. Login To Vote 5 112 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. Login To Vote 6 111 The Force is strong in my pants. Login To Vote 7 110 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. Login To Vote 8 104 In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering Login To Vote 9 83 Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. Login To Vote 10 83 I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. Login To Vote 11 78 A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master... Login To Vote 12 74 Pull up! All pants pull up! Login To Vote 13 70 He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials Login To Vote 14 70 That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! Login To Vote 15 67 I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants! Login To Vote 16 63 I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever Login To Vote 17 61 Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants! Login To Vote 18 61 The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing Login To Vote 19 60 These aren't the pants you're looking for. Login To Vote 20 57 Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants. Login To Vote 21 54 "I want them alive. No pants." -Vader Login To Vote 22 53 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. Login To Vote 23 47 I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further Login To Vote 24 45 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. Login To Vote 25 44 Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them Login To Vote 26 41 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. Login To Vote 27 41 Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader Login To Vote 28 39 Away with your pants, I mean you no harm! Login To Vote 29 39 "Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too." Login To Vote 30 36 Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants! Login To Vote 31 35 I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants Login To Vote 32 34 Search your pants, you know it to be true. Login To Vote 33 34 The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power Login To Vote 34 31 Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time! Login To Vote 35 31 He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants Login To Vote 36 29 You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants! Login To Vote 37 27 Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants. Login To Vote 38 24 There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants Login To Vote 39 23 It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants Login To Vote 40 22 Curse my metal pants. Login To Vote 41 22 I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants Login To Vote 42 22 Look at the size of those pants! Login To Vote 43 22 So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants. Login To Vote 44 22 We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down. Login To Vote 45 20 I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants Login To Vote 46 20 See through pants, we can. Login To Vote 47 20 The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants. Login To Vote 48 19 And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh! Login To Vote 49 19 General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants... Login To Vote 50 19 Judge me by my pants, do you? Login To Vote 51 18 I felt a great disturbance in the Pants. Login To Vote 52 17 Have you been in many pants? Login To Vote 53 16 I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found Login To Vote 54 16 The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds Login To Vote 55 15 Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants! Login To Vote 56 15 We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude. Login To Vote 57 14 I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants Login To Vote 58 14 Only now...in my pants...do you understand. Login To Vote 59 13 Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true. Login To Vote 60 13 You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done. Login To Vote 61 12 Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship Login To Vote 62 12 The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through... Login To Vote 63 12 Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose! Login To Vote 64 11 Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader. Login To Vote 65 11 Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants. Login To Vote 66 11 Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. Login To Vote 67 11 Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants. Login To Vote 68 11 Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough Login To Vote 69 11 "I happen to like nice pants." Login To Vote 70 10 A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was n the presence of myoldmaster Login To Vote 71 10 Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants! Login To Vote 72 10 Luke help me take my pants off... Login To Vote 73 9 Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants. Login To Vote 74 9 "Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda Login To Vote 75 8 "You know of the rebellion?" "That's how we came to be in your pants sir" Login To Vote 76 8 The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. Login To Vote 77 8 Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home! Login To Vote 78 8 Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again. Login To Vote 79 7 "Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!" Login To Vote 80 7 Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you. Login To Vote 81 6 15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that! Login To Vote 82 6 Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans. Login To Vote 83 6 I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further. Login To Vote 84 6 I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie! Login To Vote 85 6 Rear pants down... Argh!!! Login To Vote 86 6 Remember your failure in the pants. Login To Vote 87 5 "Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?" Login To Vote 88 5 "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours!" Login To Vote 89 5 Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants Login To Vote 90 5 Chewie, pants won't help me! Login To Vote 91 5 Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants. Login To Vote 92 5 In my experience, there is no such thing as pants. Login To Vote 93 5 We have no time for pants, Commander. Login To Vote 94 4 I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home. Login To Vote 95 4 Leia: I love pants. Han: I know. Login To Vote 96 4 That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here. Login To Vote 97 4 The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master. Login To Vote 98 4 You don't believe in pants, do you? Login To Vote 99 4 You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants. Login To Vote 100 3 I am a Toydarian! Pants do not work on me! Login To Vote 101 3 I sense a great disturbance in the pants. Login To Vote 102 3 I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this. Login To Vote 103 3 Search your pants luke Login To Vote 104 3 The pants go off in this direction Login To Vote 105 3 Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants. Login To Vote 106 2 At Last, we will have our pants. Login To Vote 107 2 No I don't think he likes pants at all. No I don't like pants either Login To Vote 108 1 Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor. Login To Vote 109 1 She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod Login To Vote 110 1 Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants Login To Vote 111 1 Your pants can decieve you, Luke. Login To Vote 112 1 "Pants, Luke, Pants!" Login To Vote 113 0 Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad... on ... the outside...! Login To Vote 114 -1 It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants... Login To Vote 115 -1 Sir, my first job was programming binary pants lifters. Login To Vote 116 -1 Someone WAS in the pants Login To Vote 117 -1 These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself Login To Vote 118 -1 You have taken your first step into larger pants Login To Vote 119 -2 "But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants! Login To Vote 120 -2 For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants Login To Vote 121 -2 I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete. Login To Vote 122 -2 It's over, Anakin. I have the high pants. Login To Vote 123 -2 This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants. Login To Vote 124 -3 No more pants. I'm not going that way Login To Vote 125 -3 Pants not make one great. Login To Vote 126 -3 Use the Pants, Luke! Login To Vote 127 -3 You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the pants Login To Vote 128 -4 “Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering” Login To Vote 129 -4 Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder! Login To Vote 130 -4 You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time. Login To Vote 131 -5 Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will... Login To Vote 132 -5 Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants. Login To Vote 133 -5 Don't pants me again, Admiral. Login To Vote 134 -5 If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll receive. Login To Vote 135 -6 Chewie, shes hurt, get pants! Login To Vote 136 -6 I don't know where you get your delusions, laser pants. Login To Vote 137 -6 I have pants now! -Darth Vader Login To Vote 138 -6 Much anger in him, like his pants Login To Vote 139 -7 Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New Hope) Login To Vote 140 -7 Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants. Login To Vote 141 -7 We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this. Login To Vote 142 -7 Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO Login To Vote 143 -8 A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once. Login To Vote 144 -8 Chewie, jam his pants! Login To Vote 145 -8 If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large... Login To Vote 146 -8 In my experience, there are no such thing as pants Login To Vote 147 -8 Look sir, pants! Login To Vote 148 -8 So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too. Login To Vote 149 -8 This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants. Login To Vote 150 -8 What kind of pants are you trying to sell us! Login To Vote 151 -8 "WHAT" "Luke has pants now" Login To Vote 152 -9 “No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.” Login To Vote 153 -9 How will the emperor maintain control without the pants? Login To Vote 154 -9 I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants Login To Vote 155 -9 i will teach you to master the pants Login To Vote 156 -9 Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants Login To Vote 157 -9 The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants. Login To Vote 158 -9 You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them. Login To Vote 159 -9 You know, sometimes pants amaze even myself Login To Vote 160 -9 Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside Login To Vote 161 -9 "We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants" Login To Vote 162 -9 "You knew my pants?" Login To Vote 163 -10 "It's not my pants!!" Login To Vote 164 -10 Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those pants! Login To Vote 165 -10 Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants Login To Vote 166 -10 It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Login To Vote 167 -10 Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die. Login To Vote 168 -10 Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds! Login To Vote 169 -10 Oh yeah? Pants this!!! Login To Vote 170 -10 Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last line from Episode 3) Login To Vote 171 -10 Pants turned her against me!!!! Login To Vote 172 -10 This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants. Login To Vote 173 -10 Through the pants, things you will see! Login To Vote 174 -11 dont worry kid i got your pants Login To Vote 175 -11 I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board. Login To Vote 176 -11 I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2 Login To Vote 177 -11 I take pants from just one person: Me! Login To Vote 178 -11 Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base! Login To Vote 179 -11 Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them. Login To Vote 180 -11 The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants Login To Vote 181 -11 The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands Login To Vote 182 -11 The shield is still up ... all pants pull up! Login To Vote 183 -11 This station is now the ultimate power in the pants. I suggest we use it. Login To Vote 184 -12 i blew a hole in there pants Login To Vote 185 -12 Oh, I wish I had your pants... Login To Vote 186 -12 Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold Login To Vote 187 -12 You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo! Login To Vote 188 -12 Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks Login To Vote 189 -13 "They pants from..behind" (Gold Five) Login To Vote 190 -13 Aim it at the pants! Login To Vote 191 -13 Hay what kind of pants are you trying to pull! Login To Vote 192 -13 Just for once let me look at you with my own pants Login To Vote 193 -13 Long ago in pants far away Login To Vote 194 -13 Remember you failre in the pants. Login To Vote 195 -13 These pants are getting worse all the time Login To Vote 196 -14 Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants Login To Vote 197 -14 He was seduced by the dark pants of the force Login To Vote 198 -14 May the pants be with you Login To Vote 199 -14 Short pants is better than no pants Login To Vote 200 -14 The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants Login To Vote 201 -15 Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time. Login To Vote 202 -15 Jabbas through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants at th Login To Vote 203 -15 Pants matters not. Login To Vote 204 -15 robinson, duncan Login To Vote 205 -15 She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants! Login To Vote 206 -16 I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab Login To Vote 207 -16 I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am. Login To Vote 208 -16 pants, you seek pants Login To Vote 209 -16 Vader - Now I am the Pants. Obi Wan - Only the Pants of evil. Login To Vote 210 -16 You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants Login To Vote 211 -17 Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects) Login To Vote 212 -17 Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants! Login To Vote 213 -17 I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain Login To Vote 214 -17 Obi-Wan has pantsed you well. Login To Vote 215 -17 Sorry about the pants. Login To Vote 216 -17 The pants will be with you, always. Login To Vote 217 -17 Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy! Login To Vote 218 -18 its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks Login To Vote 219 -18 There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die. Login To Vote 220 -18 "Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants" Login To Vote 221 -19 Han, my pants, you disappoint me Login To Vote 222 -19 Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side Login To Vote 223 -19 It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants Login To Vote 224 -19 I'm looking forward to completing your pants Login To Vote 225 -19 The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ... Login To Vote 226 -20 Han, old buddy, do you read pants? Login To Vote 227 -21 I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants. Login To Vote 228 -21 Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants Login To Vote 229 -21 Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke Login To Vote 230 -21 That's not pants...That's a space station! Login To Vote 231 -21 "They're speaking in pants." Login To Vote 232 -22 ..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3) Login To Vote 233 -22 I've got a bad feeling about pants. Login To Vote 234 -22 Luke, I am your pants Login To Vote 235 -22 Where are the pants for the rebel base? Login To Vote 236 -23 As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced. Login To Vote 237 -23 pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me Login To Vote 238 -23 TK421, why aren't you at your pants? Login To Vote 239 -23 Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him Login To Vote 240 -23 "Pants not make one great." -Yoda Login To Vote 241 -24 In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first. Login To Vote 242 -24 You'll find I'm full of pants Login To Vote 243 -25 -Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!! Login To Vote 244 -25 I don't care what you smell get in pants. Login To Vote 245 -25 Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope. Login To Vote 246 -25 these pants will do Login To Vote 247 -25 We shall double our pants! Login To Vote 248 -26 He was seduced by the dark side of the pants Login To Vote 249 -26 yes let the pants flow through you Login To Vote 250 -27 Great kid! Don't get pants. Login To Vote 251 -27 How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda Login To Vote 252 -27 I want that ship, not pants! Login To Vote 253 -28 ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will Login To Vote 254 -29 I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains! Login To Vote 255 -29 in a pair of pants a long long time ago Login To Vote 256 -30 This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade. Login To Vote 257 -31 ...I got my own pants Login To Vote 258 -31 Pants! Pants is my sister! Login To Vote 259 -32 "Luke, we're gonna have pants." Login To Vote 260 -32 "We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base" Login To Vote 261 -33 ...I got my own pants (problems) Login To Vote 262 -35 ..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV) Login To Vote 263 -35 dont go to the pants side Login To Vote 264 -35 "Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants" Login To Vote 265 -36 We have engaged the pants, General! Login To Vote 266 -37 Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went) Login To Vote 267 -37 That anit a small moon, thems are pants! Login To Vote 268 -38 Lock the pants, R2 Login To Vote 269 -39 Pants transfer from cell block 1138... Login To Vote 270 -41 Panty pants pants Login To Vote 271 -42 Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view Login To Vote 272 -45 That's no pants. It's a space station. Login To Vote 273 -47 Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants! Login To Vote 274 -49 Pants, I am your father! Login To Vote 275 -49 This battle station will keep the pants in line now. Login To Vote 276 -54 Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure Login To Vote 277 -56 I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants Login To Vote 278 -65 See you look this good. 300 years your pants be. Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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