| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 114 | Counts from zero |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 96 | Hacked fisher-price.com, can now place orders online free of charge |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 93 | asks things like "how can space be both fininte and unbounded,daddy" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 88 | Your babysitter doesn't charge b/c your child helps her with her math homework |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 84 | Writes her name in 1's and 0's because she doensn't know her letters yet. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 82 | Telnets into your bank when you withhold her allowance |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 77 | Her Lego creations are just a little *too* functional |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 76 | Names her pet kitty "Felis Domesticus" |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 76 | Rewires Disney See'n'Say to run all your kitchen appliances |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 69 | Favorite authors include Tolkien, Gary Larson, and Douglas Adams |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 67 | Runs around the house in a cape pretending to be Linus Torvalds |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 63 | During play time, fixes teacher's "dead" VCR |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 57 | Instead of saying "Mine!", paraphrases "All your ___ are belong to me" |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 53 | Invisible friends are named Spock, Kirk, and Sulu |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 50 | Wants you to read extreme programming to her, again. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 49 | Suddenly your DVD plays any region |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 48 | knows pi to the 500th decimal place |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 44 | Asks Santa Clause for a GeForce 3 video card |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 42 | Has written a Palm-OS port of "Candyland" for her PDA |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 42 | Stephen Hawkings lists her as a colleague in his newest paper. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 40 | Has higher slashdot karma than everyone you know, combined |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 39 | Points out the bogus science in "Star Trek" and "Dexter's Lab" |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 38 | Favorite book is "Elmo Learns Quantum Physics" |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 37 | Compiles a Linux Kernel for Tickle me Elmo. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 35 | Prefers Jolt to juice |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 32 | Not only understands this list, posts another list enumerating the typos in it. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 30 | Favourite numbers are '0' and '1' |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 25 | Insists you put your bowling trophy behind her nobel prize for particle physics |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 23 | Debates the advantages of using a Reverse Polish Notation speak-and-spell. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 19 | Bedtime story requests look a lot like your motherboard user manual |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 18 | Uses complex equasions to determine whether to get a plush dog or a plush kitty |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 17 | You carry a dictionary with you so you can understand what he is saying |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 16 | calculates the amount of jelly beans in a jar instantly in his head |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 16 | does your taxes |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 15 | helped you build your webpage |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 15 | quotes gandi in every day situations |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 12 | Has already memorized the Constitution and the Bill of Rights word for word |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 12 | She begins tutoring her older brother in Physics, Chemestry, and Computer Sci. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 11 | you dont know her IQ because numbers dont go that high yet |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 10 | Calls you 'Grasshopper'. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 10 | only two, and is fluent in more languages than you knew existed |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 10 | S/he make up his/her own geometry formulas during recess. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 9 | can read the ingredients of nail polish remover better than you can |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 9 | Can tell you which magic item in the AD&D DM's guide has the price typo. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 9 | Counts 0,1 then says "All the other numbers are irrelevent daddy" |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 9 | Rates baby food for Consumer Reports |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 7 | breaks the speed limit using only his erector-set |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 7 | He WiFi enables his LeapPad |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 5 | Can beat games that you can't |
| Login To Vote | 50 | 5 | He shaves his head and starts denying the existence of spoons. |
| Login To Vote | 51 | 4 | Found Holy Grail, under the Lourve |
| Login To Vote | 52 | 3 | He beat every Mario game 10 times without using guides |
| Login To Vote | 53 | 3 | his first word was "googleplex" |
| Login To Vote | 54 | 3 | If she's only interested in reading and doesn't like sports or dolls. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | 2 | Did a biography on William Shatner for fun |
| Login To Vote | 56 | 2 | knows all the presidents in alphabetical order by last name. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | 1 | Competing Scholarship offers from CalTech and MIT |
| Login To Vote | 58 | 1 | Favorite toy is a suffed Mr.Tux |
| Login To Vote | 59 | 1 | His first word was "pwned" |
| Login To Vote | 60 | 1 | Really mad when he learns pocket protectors just aren't made that small |
| Login To Vote | 61 | 1 | Your child memorizes this list and makes sure to do everything on it. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | 0 | bill gates poster on his wall |
| Login To Vote | 63 | 0 | reads the newspaper and complains about "the society these days" |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -1 | He keeps talking about his small large intestine. |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -1 | his first word was "spock" |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -1 | petitions Seasame Street to add a robot muppet to the cast |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -2 | uses your credit cards |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -2 | Worships Albert Einstein. |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -3 | Wields her screwdriver better than her fork |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -4 | Can beat games you can't |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -4 | Insists on counting in Fibbonaci numbers |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -5 | can name and spell all the countrys in Europe |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -5 | Her bedroom looks like a Rube Goldberg project. |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -6 | Makes up words to the Dell tune |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -6 | Thinks tape on glasses is a fashion statement |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -8 | admin's the home network, even if you dont own a computer. |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -8 | Keeps saying "All your base are belong to us" over and over and over... |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -8 | number of Languages she is fluent in is equal to age |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -9 | Can make small cars out of ice-cream tubs |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -12 | Doesn't play well with others |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -12 | Her kindergarden class requires she have a laptop with wireless card |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -13 | Her first Linux distro released yesterday. |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -18 | Requires you to run ./configure before she makes anything |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -19 | Doesn't throw food on the floor, just the Windows. |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -21 | Asks if she can trade in her Haloween candy for penguin mints |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -26 | If she is just like me... |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -27 | Has nightmares aboutfFirst post lamers. |
| Login To Vote | 88 | -29 | knows the difference between a Monster Manual with 'squids' and without. |
| Login To Vote | 89 | -33 | Reads The Keepers every day |
| Login To Vote | 90 | -42 | You Preschooler has more posts than you on HardOCP.com |
| Login To Vote | 91 | -46 | Asks for a Bawls lunchbox |
List of July 17, 2001
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