| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 14 | A decent haircut |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 3 | Buy a soul |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 2 | Developing the next version... Windows FU |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 1 | Pay a fairy to turn him into a real boy. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 1 | Pay windows users 5 cents for every lockup |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 0 | create a version of windows that actually works |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 0 | See how many 20 dollar hookers can fit in the Rose Bowl. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | -1 | Buy motorcycles and fast cars for Linux developers--problem #1 solved! |
| Login To Vote | 9 | -1 | Free AOL disks for everyone! |
| Login To Vote | 10 | -1 | Give it to Linus Torvalds |
| Login To Vote | 11 | -1 | Pay Linux developers to design next Windows. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | -2 | Buy the world a Coke |
| Login To Vote | 13 | -3 | Distribute it among everyone who posted to this list. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -3 | Pay off the National debt |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -4 | Buy his way out of hell |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -4 | Commit seppeku by climbin mount everest and staying for a year |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -4 | Train 10 Million Dogs to deliver hot soup to all the starving kids in Africa. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -5 | Build a 5000 square foot sand castle before high tide comes in. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -5 | buy back john lennon's soul from the Devil; finance new Beatles' world tour |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -5 | Buy some of the worlds smaller countries & then make them fight each other. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -5 | Make a deal with upn so on " enterprise " the ship is controlled by winxp. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -5 | New infrastructure for Afghanistan |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -6 | A crack habit |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -6 | Idiots guide : debugging code $21.99 from amazon |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -6 | Like Jacko, Rebuild face, skin and hair to look like Diana Ross. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -6 | personally finance rest ot star wars trilogy; that should about dry him up |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -6 | Valium for Steve Ballmer. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -7 | Fund that Lazer Light on the moon guy. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -7 | give it to Eddie Murphy; watch him triple it by being an @$$; |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -7 | Roll it all into the worlds largest Money Roll. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -8 | Bump off Ben Stein. Win Bill Gate's Money. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -8 | buy earth's orbit; tax everyone on planet for riding earth around sun |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -8 | buy new ozone layer; convert old ozone layer into blacktop; repave NYC |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -8 | buy some new eyes, longer legs, and a smaller nose :) |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -8 | buy Ural Mtns.; tell bin Laden 2 get out b4 you start debugging process |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -8 | Swim in it like that Disney Duck Guy. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | Buy a few more judges in case Microsoft gets in another antitrust case. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -9 | buy all the video spots of 98 crashing on nat'l tv; convince us it never happened |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -9 | buy australia; attach motors; rent out for the wknd; "tour world on australia" |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -9 | buy canada; turn into golf course; force all canadians to be his caddies |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -9 | buy fidelity from his wife; you know she ain't gettin' what she needs |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -9 | buy singapore, copy and paste all over U.S.; no more gum on the sidewalk :) |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -9 | Buy the sun. Rename it MicroSol. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -9 | Buy WinRG to sell as the next Windows |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -9 | Over stuff a few chairs. Plant them at various IKEA's across the nation. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -9 | Pave over one of the great lakes. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -9 | pay 4 'puter training for all 'puter-illiterate ppl in world; even the score |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -9 | Stop using it for toilet paper & use it to line the inside of winxp boxes. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -10 | After BSA investigation, buying licenses for all computers at Microsoft |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -10 | Buy out the Keepers |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -10 | Lottery tickets |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | Officially Sponsor the U.S. government. U.S.A. now known as "Microsoftland" |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -10 | Tiddy Bowl for every public restroom. |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -10 | Try to see lowest price to off a Columbian Politician. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -10 | UNFEXP - The United Nations' Fund to Eliminate XP |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -11 | Buy more senators. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -11 | Buy New Cambell's Chunky Homestyle Soup(TM) |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -11 | Buy Osama bin Laden, sell him to the Israelis for one shekel |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -12 | An autobiographer for his book: "You will do it myyyyy way" |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -12 | buy Michael Jackson a girlfriend; |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -12 | Buy the rights to the bible & rewrite it replacing jesus with himself. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -12 | Buying Viagra -- the wife prefers Macrohard over Microsoft |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -13 | Buy up the world's supply of nuclear arms |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -13 | Convert the Space Needle into a lifesize "Quake" game |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -13 | Donate to the Electronic Frontier Foundation |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -14 | Geek to Chic Foundation For Better Hygene and Fashion |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -14 | With gay abandon |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -15 | Buying me a Dodge Viper for every day of the week |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -15 | Donate to the Wine development team |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -15 | invest in osx or VA Linux |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -15 | WTF? It's my money, and I'll spend it how I want. Now stop picking on me! |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -16 | Buy Maury Povich some male anatomy |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -16 | Buying Sun workstations |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -16 | Cars. And electronics. |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -16 | Give it to me |
List of November 11, 2001
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