List of September 12, 1996

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	Top 102 Signs You Are Going Bald By the Keeper
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	Total List Votes: 1 Overall List Rank: 5.0000 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 4 Top of your head gets cold in winter Login To Vote 2 4 Your part keeps getting wider...and wider. Login To Vote 3 3 Eh, ........ HELLO! YOUR HAIR IS FALLING OUT!!!!!!!! Login To Vote 4 2 "I'm not bald, it's the top of my head getting bigger!!!!!" Login To Vote 5 2 Boss says "lets send one of the younger guys on the recruiting trip this year" Login To Vote 6 2 Can't conceal the horns anymore... Login To Vote 7 2 I think we just found out why the Keepers have hoods! Login To Vote 8 2 It's been years since anyone asked, "Have you changed your hair?" Login To Vote 9 2 People start calling you "Mr.Clean". Login To Vote 10 2 The barber starts charging you less for hair-cuts Login To Vote 11 2 The sun seems to be getting hotter Login To Vote 12 2 When David Letterman starts making bald jokes about YOU Login To Vote 13 2 You develop a habit of sucking on lollipops and saying "Who loves ya', baby" Login To Vote 14 2 You get more coupons for Rogaine than you get America On-Line disks. Login To Vote 15 2 You have no hair Login To Vote 16 2 You no longer have a dandruff problem Login To Vote 17 2 You refer to it as a "Haircut with a hole in it". Login To Vote 18 2 you start putting suntan oil on your scalp Login To Vote 19 2 You're still using the same bottle of shampoo after two years... Login To Vote 20 2 Your forhead seems to be growing Login To Vote 21 0 Hairs keep falling into your breakfast every morning Login To Vote 22 0 Handcream cures dandruff.. Login To Vote 23 0 It's not a bald spot, it's a solar energy panel for a sex machine! Login To Vote 24 0 Less Hair Login To Vote 25 0 No one asks to borrow a comb anymore. Login To Vote 26 0 People keep referring to you as "Captain Picard" Login To Vote 27 0 People mistaking you for *any* NBA star. Login To Vote 28 0 People put shades on when talking to you in a well lit room. Login To Vote 29 0 Tired housewives expect you to leave their kitchens sparkling clean and ask where that cute gold earring went. Login To Vote 30 0 When people can see your thoughts Login To Vote 31 0 When you can wear a toilet plunger as a hat. Login To Vote 32 0 You actually wear that "solar panel for a sex machine" t-shirt Login To Vote 33 0 You find yourself a faster runner do to better aerodynamics. Login To Vote 34 0 You find yourself going to the barbershop for contributions Login To Vote 35 0 You start trying on hats Login To Vote 36 0 You stop finding hair in the sink Login To Vote 37 0 You think William Shatner's hair piece looks pretty good. Login To Vote 38 0 You wear a T-Shirt that says - The more hair I lose, the more head I get! Login To Vote 39 0 You wear a turbin and you're a non Arab. Login To Vote 40 0 You're not just the President of the Hair Club for Men, you're now a member. Login To Vote 41 0 Your dog is irritated by how much you are shedding. Login To Vote 42 0 Your name is MICHAEL BOLTON! Login To Vote 43 -2 Aliens came down and burnt it off Login To Vote 44 -2 Dog makes herself a playmate from your shedding Login To Vote 45 -2 Each day takes longer to wash your face Login To Vote 46 -2 Friends stop calling you 'homey' and start calling you 'chromey'. Login To Vote 47 -2 Hair restorer ads dom't seem so naff after all Login To Vote 48 -2 If you play volleyball and people keep swinging at your head. Login To Vote 49 -2 In the morning, the sun rises twice Login To Vote 50 -2 Movie producers call you to star in a remake of Kojac. Login To Vote 51 -2 People cover their eyes from the glare Login To Vote 52 -2 People repeatedly poking you in the back of the head with a cue stick. Login To Vote 53 -2 People squint at you on sunny days because of glare. Login To Vote 54 -2 People start calling you Captian. Login To Vote 55 -2 People start looking for their sunglasses when they realize that you are coming toward them. Login To Vote 56 -2 People talk about the glare when you're around Login To Vote 57 -2 Santa wants you to guide his sleigh Login To Vote 58 -2 Teenagers pop thier zits in the reflection off your forehead!! Login To Vote 59 -2 The hair carpet in the bathroom keeps getting thicker. Login To Vote 60 -2 The nuclear safety officer makes an appointment. Login To Vote 61 -2 The thought of growing your eyebrows to preposterous lengths and combing them straight back actually crosses your mind. Login To Vote 62 -2 When an 100 year old geezer woman gives you nair leg lotion for your head Login To Vote 63 -2 When some obsessed balding moron makes it a list topic. Login To Vote 64 -2 When you forget the words to ALL the bald jokes you've ever told. Login To Vote 65 -2 You actually can pull off the "three strand comb-over" and still look bald. Login To Vote 66 -2 You are on the U.S. list of Endangered Animals (Bald EAgle). Login To Vote 67 -2 You find a chia wig anonomously left on your desk Login To Vote 68 -2 You start believing the testosterone-fairytale Login To Vote 69 -2 You start receiving Social Security Assistance Checks because qualify as a disadvantaged minority classified as "folically challanged". Login To Vote 70 -2 You think hard boiled eggs are cool Login To Vote 71 -2 You think pigtails are real cool on baldies Login To Vote 72 -2 You're buying stock in Ron Popeills spray-on hair product. Login To Vote 73 -2 Your hair is actually 5 feet long because you use it to cover the bald part! Login To Vote 74 -2 Yul Brynner's laughing at you behind your back. Login To Vote 75 -4 A Login To Vote 76 -4 A handsome face's never long enough! Login To Vote 77 -4 Fugazi gives a backstage pass Login To Vote 78 -4 More back hair appears. Login To Vote 79 -4 People affectionately call you Butt Head Login To Vote 80 -4 People always chasing you with billiard sticks Login To Vote 81 -4 People say "but your face suits it" Login To Vote 82 -4 People say "nice face, it goes all the way to the back of your head !" Login To Vote 83 -4 Pilots mistake you for a runway beacon Login To Vote 84 -4 Teenagers use you as a spare mirror for their make-up Login To Vote 85 -4 That nasty ear hair doesn't seem so bad after all Login To Vote 86 -4 The chemist want you to advertise protection Login To Vote 87 -4 What's really bad is when people joke about you being double-chinned on top. (just a thought) Login To Vote 88 -4 when Bambi gets jealous?!? Login To Vote 89 -4 When you can't keep the orange dye out of your eyes. Login To Vote 90 -4 When you decide to see how many people you can fool by growing a beard and walking on your hands. Login To Vote 91 -4 When you go to work, your pet ostrich chases you thinking her precious egg is trying to run away. Login To Vote 92 -4 When you insist that it's a graze on top of your head.... Login To Vote 93 -4 When you kneel in front of your wife,she asks you to wear a hat. Login To Vote 94 -4 You ask me out. Login To Vote 95 -4 You change your name to Aristotle Ytterbium Login To Vote 96 -4 You get a "Toupees are Us" catalog Login To Vote 97 -4 You know when you wash your face. Where do you stop ??? Login To Vote 98 -4 You marry (the delightful) Debbie McGee Login To Vote 99 -4 You need sunglasses to look at your reflection in the mirror first thing in the morning Login To Vote 100 -4 You're pretty sure you shouldn't need to buy 5 gallons of Drano each and every week! Login To Vote 101 -4 Your plutonium fedora comes down over your eyes Login To Vote 102 -4 Your wife applies her makeup from the reflection on your head Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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