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	Top 75 Bad Habits That You Need To Get Rid Of By Tirade
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	Total List Votes: 18 Overall List Rank: 6.6111 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 22 Forgetting to finish my Login To Vote 2 14 Taking apart appliances without unplugging them first. Login To Vote 3 14 Voting down every keepers item that isn't yours Login To Vote 4 11 Burning everything that looks flammable Login To Vote 5 10 Assuming that you'll be able to pull out in time Login To Vote 6 10 Reading the keepers lists when you should be doing homework Login To Vote 7 8 Hmmm? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Login To Vote 8 8 sleeping with my ex.. Login To Vote 9 7 Clicking your pen at meetings over and over and over again Login To Vote 10 7 Talking about Dungeons and Dragons at a singles bar Login To Vote 11 6 Oinking at the police when they pass by Login To Vote 12 5 Surfing the web when you should be working Login To Vote 13 4 Calling your friends at 2:30am every time you're drunk Login To Vote 14 3 Downloading porno every chance you get Login To Vote 15 3 farting in enclosed spaces Login To Vote 16 3 Voting Republican Login To Vote 17 1 chronic masturbation Login To Vote 18 1 Getting into staring contests with your cat Login To Vote 19 0 Catholicism Login To Vote 20 0 Having enthrawling riveting conversations with myself in public! Login To Vote 21 -1 Quoting from movies when you know somebody there hasn't seen it yet Login To Vote 22 -1 Squeezin into that outfit,then not bein able to bend over,sit,or breath all day Login To Vote 23 -2 Belting out "JUGS!" every time you see a nice rack Login To Vote 24 -2 telling yourself "just one more time and i will stop" Login To Vote 25 -3 sleep Login To Vote 26 -4 Not watiting to bite the candy center of a tootsie pop Login To Vote 27 -4 working for soulless corporations Login To Vote 28 -5 6 of those 7 habits of highly effective people Login To Vote 29 -6 Checking keepers every five minutes Login To Vote 30 -6 Only wearing underwear out to get the mail Login To Vote 31 -6 Picking your nose while wearing your Captain Hook costume Login To Vote 32 -6 Taking your security blanket with you all the time Login To Vote 33 -7 Sleeping while driving Login To Vote 34 -7 Stealing organs from your spouse. Login To Vote 35 -8 Putting everythign on the floor, then never cleaning your room Login To Vote 36 -8 self-loathing Login To Vote 37 -8 Toe-nail biteing Login To Vote 38 -8 trying to get with the hot gay guy next door Login To Vote 39 -9 asking for anal on the second date Login To Vote 40 -9 belching into someone's mouth when tongue-wrestling with them Login To Vote 41 -9 Biting off fingertips and chewing on them...in public. Login To Vote 42 -9 Buying top 40 music Login To Vote 43 -9 Crushing dwarfs under your heel. Login To Vote 44 -9 Nervous twitch Login To Vote 45 -9 playing marco polo in Wal-Mart Login To Vote 46 -9 Scab Sratching Login To Vote 47 -9 Scratching... down there in public Login To Vote 48 -9 smiling for no reason, people think I'm demented Login To Vote 49 -9 Submitting bad ideas for keepers lists and getting rejected Login To Vote 50 -9 That hot fourteen-year-old who keeps calling you. Login To Vote 51 -10 Blowing my nose while smoking a cigar Login To Vote 52 -10 Eating snacks rather than meals. Login To Vote 53 -10 making sure the plumbing still works...3 times a day. Login To Vote 54 -10 Picking at your butt when your nervous Login To Vote 55 -10 Picking your nose when you think nobody's looking Login To Vote 56 -11 Answering phonecalls from annoying customers Login To Vote 57 -11 Forgetting that you left something on the stove Login To Vote 58 -11 Ordering pizza instead of actually cooking your own food Login To Vote 59 -11 Shooting foreigners in Florida Login To Vote 60 -11 Trying to memorize every Beatles song ever. Login To Vote 61 -12 Killing things Login To Vote 62 -12 not smoking, this gum is @#*(! expensive Login To Vote 63 -12 Sun bathing in a speedo in 40 degree weather Login To Vote 64 -12 Teeth Grinding Login To Vote 65 -13 Cussing Login To Vote 66 -13 Getting an erection every time you see Bob Dole Login To Vote 67 -13 hanging out in the monkey house with a box of diapers Login To Vote 68 -13 Keepers addiction Login To Vote 69 -13 Leaving the toilet seat up, drinking from the carton... men things Login To Vote 70 -13 remembering to plan ahead Login To Vote 71 -14 Picking your nose with a light saber Login To Vote 72 -15 Choking the chicken every time you're alone Login To Vote 73 -15 Giving Your Honey A Headache Just Before You Get Lucky. Login To Vote 74 -16 Neck crackin-popping makes joints swell, so your head will look like a raisin Login To Vote 75 -16 spanking the monkey Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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