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Total List Votes: 18 Overall List Rank: 6.6111 out of 10
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Login To Vote122Forgetting to finish my
Login To Vote214Taking apart appliances without unplugging them first.
Login To Vote314Voting down every keepers item that isn't yours
Login To Vote411Burning everything that looks flammable
Login To Vote510Assuming that you'll be able to pull out in time
Login To Vote610Reading the keepers lists when you should be doing homework
Login To Vote78Hmmm? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Login To Vote88sleeping with my ex..
Login To Vote97Clicking your pen at meetings over and over and over again
Login To Vote107Talking about Dungeons and Dragons at a singles bar
Login To Vote116Oinking at the police when they pass by
Login To Vote125Surfing the web when you should be working
Login To Vote134Calling your friends at 2:30am every time you're drunk
Login To Vote143Downloading porno every chance you get
Login To Vote153farting in enclosed spaces
Login To Vote163Voting Republican
Login To Vote171chronic masturbation
Login To Vote181Getting into staring contests with your cat
Login To Vote190Catholicism
Login To Vote200Having enthrawling riveting conversations with myself in public!
Login To Vote21-1Quoting from movies when you know somebody there hasn't seen it yet
Login To Vote22-1Squeezin into that outfit,then not bein able to bend over,sit,or breath all day
Login To Vote23-2Belting out "JUGS!" every time you see a nice rack
Login To Vote24-2telling yourself "just one more time and i will stop"
Login To Vote25-3sleep
Login To Vote26-4Not watiting to bite the candy center of a tootsie pop
Login To Vote27-4working for soulless corporations
Login To Vote28-56 of those 7 habits of highly effective people
Login To Vote29-6Checking keepers every five minutes
Login To Vote30-6Only wearing underwear out to get the mail
Login To Vote31-6Picking your nose while wearing your Captain Hook costume
Login To Vote32-6Taking your security blanket with you all the time
Login To Vote33-7Sleeping while driving
Login To Vote34-7Stealing organs from your spouse.
Login To Vote35-8Putting everythign on the floor, then never cleaning your room
Login To Vote36-8self-loathing
Login To Vote37-8Toe-nail biteing
Login To Vote38-8trying to get with the hot gay guy next door
Login To Vote39-9asking for anal on the second date
Login To Vote40-9belching into someone's mouth when tongue-wrestling with them
Login To Vote41-9Biting off fingertips and chewing on them...in public.
Login To Vote42-9Buying top 40 music
Login To Vote43-9Crushing dwarfs under your heel.
Login To Vote44-9Nervous twitch
Login To Vote45-9playing marco polo in Wal-Mart
Login To Vote46-9Scab Sratching
Login To Vote47-9Scratching... down there in public
Login To Vote48-9smiling for no reason, people think I'm demented
Login To Vote49-9Submitting bad ideas for keepers lists and getting rejected
Login To Vote50-9That hot fourteen-year-old who keeps calling you.
Login To Vote51-10Blowing my nose while smoking a cigar
Login To Vote52-10Eating snacks rather than meals.
Login To Vote53-10making sure the plumbing still works...3 times a day.
Login To Vote54-10Picking at your butt when your nervous
Login To Vote55-10Picking your nose when you think nobody's looking
Login To Vote56-11Answering phonecalls from annoying customers
Login To Vote57-11Forgetting that you left something on the stove
Login To Vote58-11Ordering pizza instead of actually cooking your own food
Login To Vote59-11Shooting foreigners in Florida
Login To Vote60-11Trying to memorize every Beatles song ever.
Login To Vote61-12Killing things
Login To Vote62-12not smoking, this gum is @#*(! expensive
Login To Vote63-12Sun bathing in a speedo in 40 degree weather
Login To Vote64-12Teeth Grinding
Login To Vote65-13Cussing
Login To Vote66-13Getting an erection every time you see Bob Dole
Login To Vote67-13hanging out in the monkey house with a box of diapers
Login To Vote68-13Keepers addiction
Login To Vote69-13Leaving the toilet seat up, drinking from the carton... men things
Login To Vote70-13remembering to plan ahead
Login To Vote71-14Picking your nose with a light saber
Login To Vote72-15Choking the chicken every time you're alone
Login To Vote73-15Giving Your Honey A Headache Just Before You Get Lucky.
Login To Vote74-16Neck crackin-popping makes joints swell, so your head will look like a raisin
Login To Vote75-16spanking the monkey


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