| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 12 | "I'll do ANYTHING to make sure my mommy doesn't find out!" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 7 | "Ever since I was a boy, I had this thing for older men..." |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 7 | "I don't believe in all this crap" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 7 | I hit your car on the way here. Can I "Hail Mary" may way out? |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 7 | I've been a very bad girl... |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 3 | But I thought the collection plates were for the needy. I was really needy. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 3 | I didn't mean to kill him... so quickly. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 3 | I'm with Dateline NBC |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 2 | "I'm carrying your child." |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | I didn't get his name... I was really drunk |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 2 | I peed in the Holy water |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 1 | Father, I told the police what we did last summer. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 1 | let's just say you're not the only one who like the alter boys... |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 1 | My arrangement with Satan has worked nicely, I'm rich, famous, and powerful. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 1 | Okay, so the burning cross wasn't such a good idea |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 1 | "I married Tammy Faye Baker..." |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 0 | "Father, forgive me, I uh ... I just let one go." |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 0 | Father O'Malley gives us 5 bucks. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 0 | Forgive me Father, I had relations with Madonna. And Rodman. At the same time. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 0 | I swear I didn't know he was my brother! |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 0 | The DNA tests prove that he's yours. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | You know that letter you received from God? April Fool's! |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 0 | "I wasn't actually a virgin when I conceived the Christ Child..." |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | I'm actually here because I'm hiding from the police |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -2 | "I told Jesus his car sucked." |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -2 | "I wrote 'For a good time, call Satan, 666!' on the bathroom stall." |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -3 | I'm gay and I want to be an altar boy |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -3 | I'm not Catholic, I just like the uniform |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -3 | That you saw him molest a kid |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -6 | I haven't done anything. But I've got this BIG lie |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -7 | That I have nothing to confess... It's annoying... I wish to sin! |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -8 | "I had sexual relations with a consenting adult of the opposite gender." |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -9 | "I've just killed your entire family." |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -9 | I just had sex behind this confessionbooth. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -9 | This is actually my fifth marriage |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -11 | Darth Vader -- he is my father! |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -12 | "I told CNN about that one time at church camp..." |
List of May 31, 2002
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