| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 14 | Every night; you clean up the bloodstain; every morning, it reappears. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 13 | change under cushions rearranges itself to form pentagram |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 13 | The room cleans itself up to the tune of "a spoonful of sugar..." |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 11 | instead of your dog humping the chair leg, the chair is humping your dog |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 8 | you look under couch cushions and see into a parralel dimension |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 8 | Your computer calles you "Dave". |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 7 | Your couch demands a human sacrifice before returning the remote |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 5 | My table does that annoying Ouija routine whenever I put a glass on it |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 5 | Your litter box is chasing the cat around the house. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 4 | you try to dance with the broom... it starts to lead |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | Your gooseneck lamp swivels around 180 degrees and vomits on you. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 4 | Your interior decorator smelled funny and had a hoof |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 3 | laz-e-boy folds completely forward, then speaks to you, using backrest and seat |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 0 | your sinister couch moves just an inch everyday, hoping you wont notice. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -1 | Recliner won't go back up, TV shows nothing but Mama's family. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -1 | you always see coffee tables lurking in dark corners |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | You keep finding Canadian money in your cushions, but you live in Spain |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | Your couch just ate your dog |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -2 | Creditors come and haul it away. Oh - that's REpossessed. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -4 | All the footed furniture have developed callouses. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -4 | couch uses anything under cushions as ammunition to launch at you |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -4 | Despite the lock on the desk drawer, your pens always dissapear. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -5 | No matter how you arrange your furniture, something stubs your toe every night |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | Remeber Chairy from Pee-Wee's Play house... Deffinantly possessed |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -5 | you see your lawn chairs having a party in the backyard |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -6 | everything starts to shake and spin...but you know that you AREN'T drunk. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -6 | The mirror makes you look fat and ugly |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -7 | couch eats you |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -7 | Instead of playing a CD, your boombox smiles after saying "No disc" |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -7 | It's watching you... |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -7 | The bloody knives, axes and chainsaws mysteriously rearrange themselves |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -7 | The skull collection keeps falling out of the cupboard for no reason |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -7 | You find out that it has been stealing loose change for years |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -7 | Your Victorian furnishings keep lowering your hemlines. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -8 | Couch just ate the cat. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -9 | Bed rises up off floor |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | dustbunnies... gone bad!! |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -9 | It was a gift by your mother-in-law |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -9 | Tries to follow you to school or work. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -9 | When you look away, your chairs engage in a pyramid |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -10 | Knives are floating out of the drawer, suspiciously pointing at you |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -10 | The electric massage chair came with a Microsoft EULA |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -10 | You have hundreds of clothes and none of them suits |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -10 | your chair is hitting on the broom |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -11 | couch spits change at you |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -11 | furniture dustbusts itself when dirty |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -11 | Under your bed is an indian burial ground |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -11 | When you put a banana on the table it dies and rots |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -11 | you find change from under cushions in neat little piles |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -11 | Your refrigerator is running |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -12 | A sinister voice from the locker requests more bandages |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -12 | It turns on the tv every day to watch soaps |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -12 | Note from furniture store: "Paid in Full" |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -12 | There's an embarrasing blot on your couch you can't clean |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -13 | Dining room table keeps trying to hump the couch. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -13 | From the chair all TV shows appear to suck, but not in bed with spouse |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -13 | The carpet pattern spells TOOF ESEEHC |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -14 | Chair seat stays at 100 degrees fahrenheit no matter how cold the room gets. |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -14 | You find your favorite chair raiding your freezer at night |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -14 | you wake up to your pilow over you nose nd mouth and you cant breath |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -15 | Pay in full now or the undertaker will take your bed back |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -15 | red rum...red rum... |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -15 | When you put the panties from the cursed locker on, they begin to stink |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -15 | You keep moving the furniture to a place where it looks better |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -16 | I dunno, mine got re-possessed |
List of May 11, 2002
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