| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 13 | Okay, big decision... windshield, bald guy, or famous statue... |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 13 | Target Aquired... adjusting tragectory... compensating for wind... BOMBS AWAY! |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 12 | "I have a radar lock on the red cruiser... i'm going in, i'm going in!" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 11 | "Bald guy with no hat... 25 points..." |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 9 | My ledge is bigger than that guys apartment and it is 80% rat free |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 8 | If I were a monkey, I could fling this stuff. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 4 | Do I get extra point for getting it down her dress? |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 3 | I sure wish I didn't eat that hot dog |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 2 | I wish Goodfeathers were still on TV. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | I wonder if I can hit the driver of that convertable? |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 2 | Stay on target... stay on target... just a couple of seconds... |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 0 | "Those carrier pigeons get all the glamorous assignments" |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 0 | one day, we shall over come and RULE NEW YORK! |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -1 | Pressure, angle OK... Fire! Adjust ten degrees right! Fire! |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -2 | "So many targets...not enough poop." |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -2 | duhh..seed... |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -2 | Eenie, meenie, mynie, moe... |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -2 | Hey! the shiny Convertable is back, New Target people |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -3 | Damn! Can't we get crumbs that aren't stale? |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | How long till they figure out we're really passenger pigeons? |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -3 | Ready... Aim... |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -4 | The @!#$ taliban crushed my eggs |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -5 | "Flying rats! What! How dare they!" |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | Oh screw this! I'm moving to Jersey. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -6 | Yo, egghead.. where is my popcorn?? |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -7 | Man, Al Sharpton's hair looks gross. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -7 | Ten Points For The Bald Guy! |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -8 | So many targets, so little crap... |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -8 | You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -9 | So many targets, so little time |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -10 | "Where the hell did those two big buildings go??" |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -10 | forget about it |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -10 | Nows my chance to get Ted Koppel |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -10 | Whether to holiday in Trafalgar Square as usual this year |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -11 | 2 more hours till my flight to arizona and the witness protection program |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -11 | Hey, Tony, Ba-da-bing! |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -11 | How to get back at those scheming rats. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -11 | Taxi's got white spots -- must be new fad |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -13 | These fleas are killing me |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -14 | "Man, now we have to go to the Empire State Building to use the bathroom." |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -14 | Is it just me or does this place smell like trash? |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -14 | Shut up Shut up Shut Up! |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -15 | What Brain's thinking |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -15 | Why they couldn't have flown into the engines of the WTC planes |