| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 18 | You think that DSL is an illegal drug. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 16 | You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 15 | Movie Rentals, Bait, Ammo, & Laundry Matt - same building... no surprise |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 12 | Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 12 | You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 10 | A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 10 | You know the real reason why the wind in Oklahoma always blows north... |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | You have had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 7 | It's not unusual to make a beer run into another state |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 7 | You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 6 | You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 5 | On more than one occassion, you've had to explain Kansas isn't all flat. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 5 | Refer to yourself in third person despite signs it's hurting your campaign |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 4 | You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 2 | Short annoying people keep yelling at you to follow the yellow brick road |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 2 | You don't like people who make fun of people from Kansas. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 1 | You support the Chiefs through thick and thin. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 1 | Your homework really did blow away in the wind |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 1 | You've laughed when you heard Kansas had a Coast Guard. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -1 | dog named toto |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -1 | named dorothy |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -1 | toto |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -1 | You can't decide whether to buy food for your 12 kids or more cigarettes. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | You despise 'The Wizard of Oz.' |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | You understand the logic behind having college mascots that don't exist. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -2 | Rodeo is a sport, not a street |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -3 | People from Arkansas laugh at you. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -3 | You've repeatedly been the victim of the "Dorothy, where's Toto?" line. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -4 | You envy the rich bastards in Arkansas |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -5 | You have ever 'rolled in the hay' with someone. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -5 | you just can't get used to all these darn hills |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -6 | "Rock Chalk Jayhawk" Makes sense to you |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -9 | You're majoring in agriculture |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -10 | we in missouri hate you |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -10 | You keep trying to fish in those cement ponds |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -10 | Your dog is named Toto |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -11 | "rock chalk" fight song on your cell phone |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -11 | You know everything goes better with Ranch |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -12 | George Brett is one of your heros |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -12 | You know exactly what Rocy Moutain Oysters are, and eat them anyway |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -12 | You know where "The Little Apple" is |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -14 | More than one of your relatives died in a huge tornado. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -14 | You see talking apple trees and flying monkeys |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -14 | You think any body of water bigger than a farm pond is the ocean |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -14 | You think the internet is what dem city cafeteria ladies wear on der head |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -14 | Your house landed on a witch |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -15 | Have seen a witch in a tornado. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -15 | Straw hanging out between your two teeth. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -15 | You establish legal residence in NC so yr wife can run for senator |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -16 | furry little dog |
List of June 2, 2002
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