| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 47 | A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 46 | Deja moo - the feeling that you've heard this bull before |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 45 | Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 41 | Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 32 | Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 32 | I worked at the juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate, so I got canned. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 25 | A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 24 | Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 24 | I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 22 | Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 22 | Corduroy pillows are making headlines |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 21 | Optometrist who fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 19 | Ghandi, the Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 19 | Without geometry, life is pointless |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 18 | A good pun is its own reword |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 18 | A hangover is the wrath of grapes |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 18 | The butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 17 | You're american outside the bathroom, but inside, european. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 16 | Banning the bra was a big flop |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 15 | A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 14 | Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 13 | I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 13 | I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 12 | dyslexic atheist with insomnia lays awake - wondering if there really IS a Dog |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 12 | I used to be a lumberjack but I couldnt hack it &they gave me the axe |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 12 | Miracle of the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 12 | You say it's the New Communism, but I think it's just the same old Bolshevik |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 11 | A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 10 | Ballistic sub-orbital propulsion engineers aren't exactly rocket scientists |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 10 | I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 8 | Man walks into a bar and says "ow" |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 8 | My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 8 | When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 8 | When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 7 | The standard deviation is not enough for perverted staticians |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 6 | rectum? damn near killed 'em! |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 5 | The best job is as a baker: you loaf all day and make a lot of bread. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 3 | Marriage is the mourning after the knot before |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 2 | Every man should have a wife, a mistress, and a little something on the side |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 2 | Jurisprudence fetishists get off on technicalities |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 2 | Two goldfish in a tank - one says "How do you drive this thing?" |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 0 | The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -1 | I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -1 | I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger..then it hit me. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -1 | The statement to the right is false. The statement to the left is true. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -1 | Two men walked into a bar, but the third one ducked. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -1 | Two parrots on a perch - one says to the other "Can you smell fish?" |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -2 | super california mystic expert halatosis |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -3 | Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -5 | Dijon vu - the same mustard as before |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -6 | Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -7 | Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -8 | Your funny, funny looking! |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -10 | You people resort to violence, so now I have to hit you! |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -11 | for those who love peace and quiet: a phoneless cord! |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -11 | i strangled myself with a cordless phone the other day... |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -11 | ok...now line up alphebetically by height... |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -11 | The magician who walked down the street and turned into a drugstore |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -12 | The pun is mightier than the sword |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -13 | group of terrorists threw a barrage of balances at their helpless victims. Nee |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -13 | If OB = 0 then {OB(1) can 0 be.} |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -13 | Mount Doom |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -13 | the monumental porn star Rush Mountmore |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -14 | It's the beer that made Phil Mahey walk us |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -17 | I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull My Finger. |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -17 | Of course the plane is going down that's plain to see. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -17 | play a fish? I can't even tune a fish! |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -18 | a day without light is like...ya know...NIGHT! |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -19 | Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -19 | The indians opened the window and influenza! |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -19 | The inventor of the bra was Otto Titzling |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -21 | "Focus" - the name of the beef farm where my Sons Raise Meat |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -24 | The sword is mightier than the pen is. |
List of May 8, 2002
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