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	Top 28 Reasons Why Actors Make Lousy Murderers By Lily
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	Total List Votes: 15 Overall List Rank: 5.5333 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	7	Their denials have that "over rehearsed" feel to them.
Login To Vote	2	6	They always demand credit
Login To Vote	3	6	They keep expecting the set crew to clean up after them.
Login To Vote	4	6	They keep trying to get paid for their appearances on Court TV
Login To Vote	5	6	They need a writer to give them a good alibi
Login To Vote	6	5	Hard to keep stunt double quiet.
Login To Vote	7	4	Always shouting for makeup in the courtroom
Login To Vote	8	4	They have a natural tendency to brag
Login To Vote	9	1	They'd add the court TV footage to their porfolio
Login To Vote	10	0	"curtain call" = "returning to the scene of the crime"
Login To Vote	11	-1	Given their profession, no one will believe them anyway.
Login To Vote	12	-1	They gotta say their last words "just right", may ask for another take.
Login To Vote	13	-2	Blade retracts into handle of knife when they stab someone
Login To Vote	14	-2	They need their stunt doubles to do most of the work
Login To Vote	15	-2	they never really die in the movies
Login To Vote	16	-3	Perfectionist urges make them stab victims over and over to get it right
Login To Vote	17	-3	They need direction to get it right.
Login To Vote	18	-3	They want to do another take on the walk to the deathchamber
Login To Vote	19	-3	Unassisted costume changes are messy and time consuming
Login To Vote	20	-3	What's their motivation?
Login To Vote	21	-4	Can't do it unless the que-card says so
Login To Vote	22	-5	Drama queens
Login To Vote	23	-6	No union support
Login To Vote	24	-6	They all use the same lawyers
Login To Vote	25	-6	too pretty to get bloody
Login To Vote	26	-7	Have a tendency to mistakingly use the retractable knife on the final take
Login To Vote	27	-7	They really shouldn't draw attention to themselves without their makeup artists
Login To Vote	28	-8	Too much drama.

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