| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 15 | It's new and improved- how can it be both new and improved? |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 12 | "Money-back guarantee! (if you can locate us...)" |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 11 | But WAIT! Theres MORE! |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 10 | Free toy (plus $29.95 shipping and handling plus 28 box tops.) |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 9 | Breasts! |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 9 | I lost 120 pounds on the Slim Fast Diet plan* (*results not typical) |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 4 | he likes it, hey mikey |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 3 | Apple's famous 1984 commercial |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 3 | I'm the People's Lawyer* (*Not certified by the State Board of...) |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 2 | New Menthol Cigarettes freshen your breath as you smoke. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 2 | No one has ever found the nuggets on a chicken. But breasts.. we found those.. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 1 | "Enlarges breasts by at least one cup-size!" (sure it does...) |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 1 | dude |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 1 | enlarged penis |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 1 | wrestling |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 1 | zdvdsf |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 0 | "And if you order now, we'll through in a free carrot peeler!" |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 0 | better buy now, GTA3 is being banned from stores soon |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 0 | Crazy Eddie.. his prices are INSANE!!!! |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 0 | National Lampoon: Buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog! |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | Pepsi, the choice of a New Generation |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 0 | visit the muffin man who lives on fairy bread lane |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | "Eat at Joe's" |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | "Painless hair removal!" (even though we are tearing the hair out by the root) |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | Crack - your first smoke is free. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cereal |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -1 | Y2K |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -2 | "Where's the Beef?" |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -3 | "Must order in 2 seconds!" |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -3 | Pokemon...Gotta Catch Em All |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -3 | whaaaasssssuuuuupppppp... hey, you remembered it |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -4 | Bud... Bud... Weis... Errr |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -5 | Butter. Parkay! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -5 | Claymation e.g. The California Raisins |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -5 | Lather. Rinse. Repeat. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -5 | Nickel Beer Night at the ballpark |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -5 | spaggetti costs $300 but is bundled with Windows XP |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -6 | "Plop-plop, Fizz-fizz..." |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -6 | Freebies (works on me - sometimes) |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -6 | Maxx Headrom |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -6 | Regular price!, Four bucks! Fouir Bucks! Four Bucks! |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -6 | The Pop Up/Pop Over/Pop Under/Pop all around the page internet ads (bastards!) |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -7 | Microsoft Works |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -8 | Buy 3, Get the 4th 15% off!!!! |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -8 | The Noid |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -9 | Fostering belief in fear of eternal punishment. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -10 | Battle bots with McDonald 's Happy Meals |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -11 | Burma-Shave (too long to fit here--http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma.htm) |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -11 | I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz! |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -12 | "I'll beat a seal to get a deal!" |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -13 | Taco Bell: Great tasting, and keeps you regular too! |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -14 | I scream, you scream, we all scream for Perry's Ice cream! |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -14 | If you don't use it you'll get cancer and die |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -14 | Kid w/ snorkel "Can I just have a muffin please?" |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -15 | Scooby-Doo! |
List of June 20, 2002
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