| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 14 | "so, my friends tell me you're easy" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 12 | "have you gained weight?" |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 10 | "are you wet yet?" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 10 | Do you charge per hour or per night? |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 6 | That dress makes you look fat. Can I help you take it off? |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 6 | wow, your best friend sure is hot... |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 5 | "Are you wearing a thong? Prove it." |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 5 | "Didn't I see Amber wearing that same dress?" |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 5 | "Got any money on you? I'm out of condoms and I like the good kind" |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 4 | Your sister does that better than you. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 1 | Called ahead, the manager at McDonalds assured me we wouldn't need reservations |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 0 | "But, I made a pact with my friends! Tonight is the night!" |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 0 | Are you done yet? |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 0 | Man.. I sure wish I had asked her instead of you.. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 0 | Ok I've got 7 bucks. McD's or Wendy's? |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 0 | WOW... do you see that chick? She is HOT! |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | Boy you sure don't know how to dance, do ya? |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | Gee you didn't dress up or anything did ya? |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -1 | I blew $200 on a room. If you won't go, I'll find another girl. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -1 | I don't understand, this never happens to me |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -1 | I gotta call my mom to come and pick us up. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -1 | I'm gonna hang out with my buddies now, see ya later. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -1 | Nice shoes. Wanna screw? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | Prom |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | So are you gonna give me some head or Let me drop it in them drawls |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | Umm, what's your name again? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | Wait inside, I have to call my mom. She told me to check in at 8. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -1 | we goning to the motel after |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -1 | yes, that dress does make you look fat, and yes, I'm only after one thing |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -1 | You know... I'm glad you said yes, no one else did. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -2 | "so how many beers can you drink?" |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -2 | "Why not?? you let the entire football team do that to you! Why not me??" |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -2 | but your dad told me not to |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -2 | ok, I nailed her, and her, and her... |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -3 | "Watch those hands, Dad." |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -3 | "you don't spit, do you?" |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -3 | Hoo boy, one glass of champagne and I lost all self respect. Got any? |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -3 | I have the clap. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -3 | Is that thing on your forehead a zit or are you posing as a unicorn? |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -4 | I was voted as student most likely not to get laid until 2050. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -4 | that dress sure is becoming on you...i know if i was on you i'd "becoming" too! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -4 | this sucks. will you make my night better and pull a train of 20 guys? |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -5 | "YES! That dress makes you look fat! Even fatter than a whale!" |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -5 | Don't even attempt to dance this time, okay? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -5 | Don't worry, my mom's sewing me a tux. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -5 | Green is *not* your color. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -5 | Sorry you lost the prom queen election. wanna screw? |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -5 | That rumor is true..,the one about me only wanting to lay you |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -5 | The best part about my tux is it's only paint!! |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -5 | When I invited you, I really didn't think you would say yes. |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -6 | "I don't put out" |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -6 | I was supposed to wear a tux!?!?!?!?! |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -6 | I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -7 | I bet my friends that I could make you prom queen in two weeks. I failed. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -7 | I only asked you to the prom because you were the last on my list |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -7 | I'm sick of dancing...Leave me alone for a while |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -10 | I couldn't get reservations. We're going to McDonalds. |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -11 | I have bad expreiences that involve mentioning my interest in her breasts |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -11 | The last girl I dated said I was a bad Kisser |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -12 | "Did you bring the S & M gear?" |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -12 | im allegric to the corsage you gave me |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -12 | so what's the half-life of that dress? 3-4 hours? |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -13 | That dress makes you look fat and ugly, how about putting on another one? |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -14 | Cast forth your vestial liveries! |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -14 | do not sing the thong song |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -14 | I hate the prom...let's not go |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -15 | If you smell anything, it's just the armadillo I ran over for dinner. |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -15 | O.J., what are you doing with that knife? |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -17 | That dress is not you |
List of May 14, 2002
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