| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 23 | Keep honking - I'm reloading |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 19 | "Keep tailgating, it gives me a clearer shot." |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 19 | You might as well agree with us. We have all the guns. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 18 | Guns do kill people - that's what they're for |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 13 | "NRA- Fully prepared for the war against the talking apes." |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 13 | guns dont kill people, bullets do, the guns just get them going real fast! |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 12 | Explaining the reality of firearms to people since the 18th century! |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 10 | What are *YOU* gonna do when the King of England pushes you around? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | Driver only carries $30 in ammunition |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | Guns don't kill people. We do. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 8 | My 'Eddie Eagle' Graduate Shot Your Honor Student |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 8 | We've got Texas, only 49 more to go |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 7 | If you can read this -- DUCK! |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 7 | Register Communists, not firearms |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 6 | "NRA- we got yer Jeeeee-Had right here." |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 6 | Just Pray I'm Not Drunk! |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 6 | you can take my gun when you can pry it from my cold dead fingers |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 5 | Fight for your right to kill deer with armor piercing bullets! |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 4 | Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 1 | Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition! |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 0 | Caution: Driver has PMS and a handgun |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | Gun control means a tight group. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 0 | Shoot first, ask questions later |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | Be a Patriot - Buy An Uzi |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | Certified Redneck #[membership number] |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | Charlton Heston is MY President |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | Ever p*ss-off a man with a .50 caliber? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -2 | NRA -- Fighting for your right to kill the unprotected |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -4 | "Osama, your momma." |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -4 | Hunting is a sport--law enforcement shouldn't be. No new laws. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -4 | If you don't like it Shoot it !!! |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -5 | Moses's staff is now an AK-47. Deal with it. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -5 | Remeber the Alamo! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -6 | The Brady-Bill already has me mad, you don't want me to get worse! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -7 | "...being necessary to the security of a *free* State..." |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -8 | Guns don't kill people --- I do. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | "This trunk is booby trapped." |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -10 | "Ever played Spy Hunter?" |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -10 | If you like GUNS you'll love KILLIN |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -11 | if it's a Bush, we're a-votin fer it |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -12 | I'm not Gay! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -15 | Reno he's our man |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -18 | My cousins my wife & my aunty |