| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 17 | He doesn't know he's adopted |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 15 | I'm not really allergic to dogs, but he doesn't know that |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 13 | "yes sir, I'll bring the butt plug tonight, sir" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 12 | "Naw, baby, my wife doesn't suspect a thing." |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 12 | Did you make his bed? I dont want him to know we had sex in his room |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 8 | "Looks like we're down to seeds and stems again." |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 7 | Uncle Vinny circling the yard, belting out "I Am Woman" at 3:30 am |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 4 | Geez, I don't know who his daddy really is. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 2 | And I'll take him back to that orphanage if he does it one more time. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | Oh god... yes, yes baby, harder, faster! |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 2 | Put that body in the trunk with the others. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 0 | "Daddy drinks because you cry." |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 0 | I spent his college fund on e-bay |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -2 | "I love having sex with farm animals" |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -2 | With a knife or a gun? |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -4 | And make sure the condom doesn't break like it did last time... |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -4 | thank you mistress, may I have another |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -5 | "My your in a kinky mood today, honey! Where do you want me to put it again?" |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -5 | "The monsters took a vote..." |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -6 | There's no Santa |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -8 | September 11th |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -8 | Thats the third time this week I've had to pay off the teacher... |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | The last one was a mistake... |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -10 | he was concived when daddy was at sea.. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -10 | I told him the theme park burnt down for the summer... |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -10 | Well, we can afford Disney World, but I'd rather go gambling |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -11 | "I can't believe she wore white to her wedding!" |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -11 | "mommy, why were you and daddy praying last night?" |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -11 | Did you really put poison in all his vegetables? |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -11 | That babysitter of his is a little tramp |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -11 | Yes, I'll gladly contribute $25 to the Republican Party |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -11 | you on the phone with your methanphetamine dealer |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -12 | Honey, just think what we can do with this huge inheritance! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -12 | Last night was wild, Marcie! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -13 | Grandma didn't go to that AA meeting again |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -13 | Yuo singing "Its Raining Men" in the shower |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -14 | I'm a little tea pot, short and stout |
List of June 5, 2002
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