| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 34 | multiply by 2 |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 17 | Dump itching powder on her tampons. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 17 | Hair-removal cream in the shampoo |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 15 | Pull clear saran wrap really tight over toilet seat |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 14 | carefully sift sugar all over the house and let the ants do it |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 14 | dead fish behind the radiator |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 13 | Sign them up for every mailing list known to man. Online and offline |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 8 | soak carpets, spread grass seed, turn up heat |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 7 | Post flyers near bars and clubs advertising a big party at the person's house |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 5 | put frozen prawns inside a hollow curtain rail. Wait. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | Chloroform and a gay bar |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 4 | Offer to house watch. Call 900 number, leave phone off the hook |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 3 | superglue on condom |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 2 | Open basement window. Insert garden hose. Turn on. Wait. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 2 | stock her house with poision ivy toilet paper during her dumb family reunion |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 1 | Wipe Cat poop on their car |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | Krazy glue on the toilet seat |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -1 | Replace sex lubricant with super glue. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -2 | Open eBay store and link to www.missing-children.com |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | get them passed out drunk then shave eye brows |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -4 | Put a little wad of already chewed gum in the direct center of their chair. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -4 | Sprinkle powdered milk in their shorts... sweat, heat, time = smell |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -4 | Wedding night: Novocaine in the vaseline. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | sign them up for free net porn |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -5 | Smear vaseline on their windshield. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -6 | Metamoderate |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -6 | nukes |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -6 | release the hounds |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -6 | Shove a potato in the exhaust pipe |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -8 | call 1 800 rulegit on them |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -8 | die their poodle purple |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -8 | Limberger cheese stuffed down the car heating vents |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -8 | Make them a frog sandwich!! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -9 | Place a dildo in their mailbox on christmas. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -9 | Put a singles add in the paper for them. Photoshop the image. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -9 | Stash illegal substances in car, make anonymous call to police |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -9 | You just need two things: Superglue and sex toys |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -10 | leave all your money to your cow |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -10 | leave the toilet seat up |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -10 | Sleep with the guy's wife |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -10 | surgical air strikes |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -10 | Vacation. Their toothbrush. Up your a-hole. Caught with their camera. Wait. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -11 | Add cocaine to their food and call their job for drug test. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -11 | Any plan involving underwear, superglue, and feces. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -11 | messages writen in gas in front lawn |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -11 | rat them out to the feds |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -11 | through an open window, fill their car up with crumpled newspaper |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -11 | Two guys, skin lotion, something to knock them out with, and a camera |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -12 | Cherry bombs in the mailbox work wonders. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -12 | Mail them terrorist "plans", then report them to Homeland Security |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -14 | burning bag of shit on the door step |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -15 | "Kick me" signs on the back are always fun |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -16 | When in doubt, bludgeon someone's brains in |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -18 | Put super glue in the jerks eye drops |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -18 | Strip naked. Dump in the middle of a busy shopping center... in wintertime |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -19 | potatoe in the tail pipe |
List of August 21, 2002
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