| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 12 | 99% of the people posting here, so don't expect much. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 7 | women, except not as fun to have sex with |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 6 | Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 5 | lights... easy to turn on |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 4 | floor tile - lay them properly and you can walk all over them for years |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 2 | Blenders... you need one, but you aren't sure why... |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 1 | Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 0 | an ice chest... Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 0 | one y chromosone different than women |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 0 | Snow...You never know when he's coming or how many inches you'll get |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 0 | women... only don't get PMS 24/7 |
| Login To Vote | 12 | -2 | Copiers. You need them to reproduce,but that's it. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | -2 | Government bonds, because they take so long to mature... |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -2 | Lava lamps. Fun to look at,but not all that bright. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -2 | Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -2 | smart and uhhhhhhhh all that stuff |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -2 | women, except not insane |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -2 | women, only with reason and accountability |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -3 | ATM machines - if you push the right buttons, you get money |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -3 | Tires, run great at first, then go bald, blow out, you get rid of them |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -6 | beds - comfy to lay on, even better to bounce on! |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | Periods- they appear weither you want them to or not! |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -9 | High heels. They're easy to own once you get the hang of it. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -10 | ... ooo Puppies! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -10 | A well oiled piece of machinery, if you know what I mean |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -10 | Bike helmets. Good in an emergency,but otherwise they look silly |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -10 | Ponds - shallow and dirty |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -10 | popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -10 | women with a sense of logic and a penis |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -11 | New pencils - pointless! |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -12 | cement ... After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -12 | commercials... You can't believe a word they say |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -12 | Fish and visitors. They smell in 3 days. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -12 | Government bonds. They take so long to mature. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -12 | Lava lamps - they are fun to look at, but not all that bright... |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -12 | Snow (don't know how many inches or how long it'll stay around) |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -13 | ..dogs.. dumb and drooly |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -13 | copy machines - you need them for reproduction, but that's about it. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -13 | jelly. they take ages to get hard |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -13 | Placemats. They only appear when there is food on the table |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -13 | Politicians - over confident and untrusted |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -14 | Curling irons. They're always in your hair. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -14 | women. Only smarter |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -15 | Babies - always whining and can't take care of themselves |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -15 | Electronics---everything is really quite simple, if only you'd actually RTFM! |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -15 | the weather... changeable |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -16 | Toasters. Duh. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -17 | tofu |
List of August 3, 2002
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