| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 28 | "Sure, why not. You're the first person to ask me since the sex change." |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 13 | "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized, go away." |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 9 | "What's your sign?" ... "Stop." |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 5 | Left-hook to the chin |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 5 | Let him buy you a beer, then dump it in his crotch. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 5 | no |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 5 | Sure, my number is 911-8473 |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 4 | Turn to nearest person of same sex and kiss them madly |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 2 | Oh, were you serious? I thought you were rehearsing for a play... a bad play. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 1 | "I fart in your general direction, you nasty person!" |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 1 | No Hablo Ingles! |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 0 | "out to spend vs into save " |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 0 | start kissing someone of the same sex |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -2 | don't give women any more ideas. please? |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -3 | Fart in their general direction. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -3 | smack |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -4 | "Wow, did you think that one up all by yourself?" |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -4 | Turn to nearest person of opposite sex and kiss them madly |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -4 | "I lost my phone number," "Oh its over THERE with your originality" |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -5 | 'Let's not be friends but say we are.' |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -5 | Your mother didn't have the heart to tell you... but you're ugly, and you smell |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -7 | rip their balls off with your fingernails, literally instead of figuratively |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -7 | You have a big mouth... that means you have a small penis. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -9 | use a 9mm |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -10 | Wanna try again, little boy? |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -12 | "Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! CHAAARGE!" |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -12 | A beer poured over the head |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -12 | I'm gay. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -13 | 'I'm married.' |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -13 | Hey, aren't you my cousin? |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -13 | With a *really* bad pickup line |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -14 | *smack!!!!* "Ow!" |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -15 | do me anyway |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -15 | I'm dead. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -16 | Slap them |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -16 | You're gay. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -17 | Ignore it. They'll either try something better or wander off. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -18 | "Sorry, i've laid more steel then you'll ever get" |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -18 | "Talk to the hand..." |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -18 | Just ignore him/her. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -18 | Stare straight ahead and ignore it |