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Total List Votes: 16 Overall List Rank: 6.1250 out of 10
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Login To Vote128"Sure, why not. You're the first person to ask me since the sex change."
Login To Vote213"How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Unfertilized, go away."
Login To Vote39"What's your sign?" ... "Stop."
Login To Vote45Left-hook to the chin
Login To Vote55Let him buy you a beer, then dump it in his crotch.
Login To Vote65no
Login To Vote75Sure, my number is 911-8473
Login To Vote84Turn to nearest person of same sex and kiss them madly
Login To Vote92Oh, were you serious? I thought you were rehearsing for a play... a bad play.
Login To Vote101"I fart in your general direction, you nasty person!"
Login To Vote111No Hablo Ingles!
Login To Vote120"out to spend vs into save "
Login To Vote130start kissing someone of the same sex
Login To Vote14-2don't give women any more ideas. please?
Login To Vote15-3Fart in their general direction.
Login To Vote16-3smack
Login To Vote17-4"Wow, did you think that one up all by yourself?"
Login To Vote18-4Turn to nearest person of opposite sex and kiss them madly
Login To Vote19-4"I lost my phone number," "Oh its over THERE with your originality"
Login To Vote20-5'Let's not be friends but say we are.'
Login To Vote21-5Your mother didn't have the heart to tell you... but you're ugly, and you smell
Login To Vote22-7rip their balls off with your fingernails, literally instead of figuratively
Login To Vote23-7You have a big mouth... that means you have a small penis.
Login To Vote24-9use a 9mm
Login To Vote25-10Wanna try again, little boy?
Login To Vote26-12"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! CHAAARGE!"
Login To Vote27-12A beer poured over the head
Login To Vote28-12I'm gay.
Login To Vote29-13'I'm married.'
Login To Vote30-13Hey, aren't you my cousin?
Login To Vote31-13With a *really* bad pickup line
Login To Vote32-14*smack!!!!* "Ow!"
Login To Vote33-15do me anyway
Login To Vote34-15I'm dead.
Login To Vote35-16Slap them
Login To Vote36-16You're gay.
Login To Vote37-17Ignore it. They'll either try something better or wander off.
Login To Vote38-18"Sorry, i've laid more steel then you'll ever get"
Login To Vote39-18"Talk to the hand..."
Login To Vote40-18Just ignore him/her.
Login To Vote41-18Stare straight ahead and ignore it


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