| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 25 | Coffee maker is out of filters and no one can get "funding" for new ones |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 19 | Its 2 AM and you've been shredding documents for the past 18 hours |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 18 | Call in sick and the number has been disconnected. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 17 | Your company orders twice as many shedders due to "increased workload" |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 16 | Your cubicle now only has 2 walls |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 12 | Your paycheck bounces |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 11 | The company stock went from $65 a share to .20 cents a share overnight. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 11 | The new toilet paper turns out to be stock certificates. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | FBI comes looking for your boss after he took a "emergency vacation" |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | The executives just gave themselves VERY nice bonuses all at once |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 3 | Co-worker is selling his shares on e-bay |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 3 | The rats are pouring out of the building |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 3 | You catch your CEO orally servicing a venture capitalist |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 1 | The Programming Dept, due to lack of work, is encouraged to help the Art Dept. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 1 | There's a "Donation" cup on the front desk. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 1 | Your CEO standing on a street corner, begging for change |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 0 | Employee's encouraged to supply their own Coffee |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 0 | Management all quit last week |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -1 | The boss starts referring to the company as a "online start-up" |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -1 | The CEO mysteriously disappears |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -3 | Employee's spend their free time, at the job, at Monster.com |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -3 | New wallpaper in office hallway made of stock certificates |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -3 | They lay off the Network Admin and the Human Resources Dept at the same time. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -5 | Everyones given a white box next to their desks for "future convience". |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -5 | Former execs now have jobs in the Bush administration |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -5 | Martha Stuart just sold all her stocks. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -5 | Vacation days for contract workers are now unlimited |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -5 | You're older than all the senior management. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -6 | Building doubles as a lemonade stand on saturdays. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -6 | Frequent meetings about how to impress our best client before contract renewal |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -6 | the gaping hole in the earth that just opened below the building |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -6 | The halls seem much less crowded then they were last week... |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -6 | You actually miss doing work |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -7 | Bonus's mysteriously are cut out of the budget |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -9 | The primary source of company income was Enron. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -10 | Subtile hints to employee's they should be looking for a new Job |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -12 | The company name is Titanic |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -13 | company was involved with another company called PreCrime |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -15 | WorldCom sign now says "Space Available" |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -15 | You work for Nortel Networks |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -15 | Your CEO takes a sudden interest in Martha Stewart |
List of August 10, 2002
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