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	Top 43 Ways To Annoy The Religious Right By Tirade
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	Total List Votes: 20 Overall List Rank: 5.2500 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 17 If you're gay, you can annoy them just by existing Login To Vote 2 12 Darwinfish emblem on your car Login To Vote 3 12 Think for yourself. Login To Vote 4 9 Be a member of the Athiestic Left Login To Vote 5 8 ask for proof. Login To Vote 6 8 Point out that the 'Under God' part of the pledge wasn't added until the 50s Login To Vote 7 6 out their gay son Login To Vote 8 5 Claim to be Jesus Login To Vote 9 5 Exhort them to love their enemies Login To Vote 10 4 Darwin fish humping a Jesus fish on the back of your car Login To Vote 11 3 ask questions. Login To Vote 12 3 Tell them that God is, in fact, a woman, and that her name is Eris Login To Vote 13 2 be an atheist Login To Vote 14 2 be your self Login To Vote 15 2 Take away their tax exemption Login To Vote 16 1 Being a new age, paganistic jewish lesbian. Login To Vote 17 1 introduce them to the new Assessor of Taxes... Satan!! Login To Vote 18 0 do pretty much anything, everything annoys them Login To Vote 19 0 Fire the judge with the 10 commandments monument Login To Vote 20 -1 Attempt to behave in a Christ-like manner Login To Vote 21 -1 Expose creationism for the joke that it is. Login To Vote 22 -1 Offer to build a "Planned Parenthood" center in the basement of the church Login To Vote 23 -2 Masturbate with a cross and vomit green slime Login To Vote 24 -3 argue that we should wait before we bomb any more muslims Login To Vote 25 -3 Try and make them read the Harry Potter books. Login To Vote 26 -4 Point out that the hatred of the right-wing church is incredibly un-christ-like Login To Vote 27 -5 Wear all black. Claim to sacrifice small animals to satan. Login To Vote 28 -6 Express your own opinion in front of them Login To Vote 29 -6 Kick the money-changers out of the temple. Login To Vote 30 -6 Print out a list of idiosyncrasies in the bible. Carry it around with you. Login To Vote 31 -6 Wear all black. ACTUALLY sacrifice small animals to satan. Login To Vote 32 -7 be catholic Login To Vote 33 -7 Hiss at every cross you see Login To Vote 34 -7 Say 'Praise Allah' very loudly in their presence. Login To Vote 35 -9 Breathe Login To Vote 36 -9 Refuse to say the 'Under God' part of the pledge Login To Vote 37 -10 Be right yourself. Login To Vote 38 -10 Call them Right Wing Wackos Login To Vote 39 -10 Defend the Constitution Login To Vote 40 -10 Wear a pentacle around your neck. Login To Vote 41 -11 See keepers list entitled 'Ways to Get Kicked Out of Church' Login To Vote 42 -12 walk around wearing only chaps with a cross shoved up your butt Login To Vote 43 -13 Tell them you've put a hex on them. Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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