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	Top 23 Excuses For Anna Kournikova's Most Recent Loss By parking_god
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	Total List Votes: 27 Overall List Rank: 6.8519 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	23	Blinded by camera flashes every time she bent over
Login To Vote	2	19	Dislocated breast
Login To Vote	3	19	Slipped in puddle of ballboy's drool
Login To Vote	4	7	playing with the wrong balls
Login To Vote	5	6	Aced on match point while waving at Sergei Fedorov
Login To Vote	6	6	Partially blinded in freak mascara accident
Login To Vote	7	4	Distracted during match by seeing herself in mirror
Login To Vote	8	4	Perky breasts got in the way of her swing
Login To Vote	9	4	The wind blew too hard and knocked out the rest of her brain cells.
Login To Vote	10	3	Exhausted from late-night glam photo shoot
Login To Vote	11	0	she sucks
Login To Vote	12	-3	An obvious lack of talent
Login To Vote	13	-3	Her center of gravity was thrown off by her pendulous busom
Login To Vote	14	-3	Sprained eyelash
Login To Vote	15	-4	Broke a nail
Login To Vote	16	-4	she broke her nail
Login To Vote	17	-5	"Mine Tennising; it was broken" - AK
Login To Vote	18	-8	Bad calls; umpire and linesmen watched her instead of the ball.
Login To Vote	19	-9	Ponytail got wrapped around racket
Login To Vote	20	-11	Thought today's gig was modeling, not tennising
Login To Vote	21	-15	Boyfriend built ONLY three tennis courts for her to practice on - needed more
Login To Vote	22	-16	Opponant was hypnotized by bouncing breasts, and played much better than usual.
Login To Vote	23	-17	It was a doorknob... i swear

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