| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 57 | I fart in your general direction! |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 54 | It's just a flesh wound |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 43 | "But I'm not dead yet","Yes you are" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 41 | Go away or I shall taunt you a second time |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 37 | Ni! |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 36 | What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 32 | Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of Elderberries! |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 30 | Run away!!! |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 28 | Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 26 | Help! Help! I'm being repressed! |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 26 | "When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turn away and fled" |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 22 | She turned me into a newt! |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 22 | "...just because some watery tart threw a sword at you" |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 21 | You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 20 | Bring out your dead! |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 20 | We are now the nights that say "icky icky icky fetang zoot" |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 19 | Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade... |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 18 | 5! (3, Sir!) 3! |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 15 | If she weighs the same as a duck,she`s made of wood,and she`s a witch! |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 15 | What are you going to do? Bleed on me? |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 15 | "I Got Better" |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 15 | "It is I, Arthur. King of the Britons." "I didn't vote for ya!" |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 15 | "Let's not squabble about Who killed Who" |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 14 | And the apptly named, "Sir Not in This Film." |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 14 | Shes got HUGE . . . tracts of land! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 14 | What is your favorit color? Blue...NO! GrAaaaah! |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 14 | You've got two empty halves of coconut and yer bangin em together! |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 14 | "What, behind the rabbit?" "It IS the rabbit!" |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 13 | Is that an African or a European swallow? |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 13 | I'm not dead yet! |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 13 | Some day all of this will be yours. What, the curtains? |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 13 | "Come back here I'll bite your legs off!" |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 11 | I wave my private parts at your aunties, you silly king |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 11 | It's merely a flesh wound |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 10 | Some call me... Tim? |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 10 | You shall bring me... another shrubbery!! |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 10 | "...And there was much rejoicing." |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 10 | "Brave Sir Robin ran away." |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 9 | Bring me a shrubery. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 9 | You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiith...a herring |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 8 | Death awaits with big, nasty, pointy teeth! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 8 | How do you know he's a King? Cause he not covered with s***. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 8 | "That's a good idea" GOD- "Of course its a good idea!" |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 8 | "Why are you in England" ..."Mind your own business" |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 7 | It's the old man from scene 24! |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 6 | 3 is the number that thou shalt count... |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 5 | 1,2,5... "three sir!" 3 GO! *chuck* |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 5 | Name something that floats... Rocks Very Small Rocks!!! |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 3 | get on with it! |
| Login To Vote | 50 | 3 | pie iesu domine...bonk...dona eis requiem...bonk |
| Login To Vote | 51 | 2 | Thats the most Foul, Cruel'n ill-tempred rodent you ever set eyes on! |
| Login To Vote | 52 | 2 | The people did feast on sheeps, lambs, and aragutangs, and breakfast cereals |
| Login To Vote | 53 | 2 | The whole Brave Sir Robin song. |
| Login To Vote | 54 | 2 | tis just a flesh wound |
| Login To Vote | 55 | 2 | "I´ve told them we´ve already got one, hihihihi" |
| Login To Vote | 56 | 2 | "On second thought let's not...it is a silly place" |
| Login To Vote | 57 | 1 | He's Repressing me! |
| Login To Vote | 58 | 1 | Must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... With a Herring! |
| Login To Vote | 59 | 1 | Tis only a scratch |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -2 | "I'll do you for that!" "You'll WHAT?!" |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -2 | I shake my private parts at your aunties |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -2 | We are The Knights Who Say Nee |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -3 | Evening, squire!! Is your wife a goer? Eh eh nudge nudge wink wink know what... |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -3 | It's only a model... |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -3 | You simple-minded wipers of other people's bottoms |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -3 | "There are some that call me...(pause) Tim?" |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -4 | "and what else floats?" "small rocks!" |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -4 | "Find the Holy Hand Grenade!!" |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -5 | and now for something completey different its monty python's flying circus |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -5 | I est est u domine, domine est recuiem |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -5 | It's just a harmless little bunnie, is it? |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -5 | The winter was harsh, so they ate Robin's minstrils...yay!" |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -5 | We must all get a good spanking |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -5 | Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -5 | Zoot! Nasty Zoot! Evil, evil, naughty, Zoot! |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -6 | She turned you into a newt?... Well... I got better. |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -6 | The castle of Aaaaaug... |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -6 | You know much that is hidden, O Tim |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -8 | this parot is not dead... its just sleeping |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -8 | You're banging coconuts together. |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -8 | "Fetch e la vache!" "La vache?" " "Qui, La vache!" |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -8 | "I fart in your general direction. Your mather was a hamster..." |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -9 | ...and the people rejoiced...hooray... |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -9 | Arthur- "1..2..5" Patsy -"3 sir" Arthur -"3" |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -9 | Just because some moistened wench heaved a scimitar in your general direction |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -9 | Oh, I could face just a little peril. |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -11 | Coconuts can't migrate! |
| Login To Vote | 88 | -12 | There's nothing like a good spanking. And then the oral sex |
| Login To Vote | 89 | -13 | No bloody singing! |
| Login To Vote | 90 | -19 | "All six of my nipples are tingling!" |
| Login To Vote | 91 | -22 | At least we didn't just do a bunch of pussy jokes. (deleted sceen) |
| Login To Vote | 92 | -24 | You git! And go and change your armer. |
| Login To Vote | 93 | -29 | "And now for something a little bit different.. a man with 3 buttox" |
| Login To Vote | 94 | -31 | Its wafer thin . . .opps wrong movie |
| Login To Vote | 95 | -33 | "Every sperm is sacred..." |