| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 41 | Everytime she says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 40 | insist on speaking and writing in the third person |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 36 | Speak like Yoda. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 27 | Forget to finish your senten |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 26 | Correct her whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well' |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 25 | Add extra apostrophe's in all your sentence's |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 21 | Speak to her only in Ebonics |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 18 | Read everything out loud, in a British accent. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 18 | Turn in your Term paper written in Spanish |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 17 | Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 16 | Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 16 | Use Internet Shorthand and smilies in all of your papers |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 12 | Answer every question with a Monty Python quote |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 12 | Write in old English i.e. "Ða wæs on burgum Beowulf Scyldinga, etc." |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 10 | Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 9 | Two words: 'Double Negatives' ! N.B This also works for German Teachers. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 7 | Speak in French. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 6 | Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance" |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 6 | Write every essay backwards. Bottom to top, right to left. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 5 | Count how many times your teacher says "UM" and then present it to them. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 5 | tell her dont understand every time she asks a question |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | Ask if why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answer. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 4 | tell her that you dropped your homework in a birds nest |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 4 | when he tells someone to turn around have everyone in class do so |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 4 | When the teacher teaches a new rule, ask her to prove it with a T-proof |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 4 | Whistle random film theme tunes |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 3 | Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her interpretations are wrong |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 3 | Whenever asked a question answer I dunt no |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 2 | Be lte an when the teacher says why are you alte say becuase im not on time. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 2 | Do homework in Spanish |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 2 | Get them sacked (believe me, I'm trying) |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 2 | hind behind the curtians with your feet in full view |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 2 | If they're no good, tell the other teachers |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 2 | Play charades across the classroom |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 2 | when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 1 | Be Late to Class and when you show up this srot of conversation should happen: |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 1 | Make note of the prepositions you end your sentences with |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 1 | petition to ban this "subjunctive mood" crap from the language |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 1 | "The homeworks due now? Oh, give me a minute then." |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 0 | Tie in a "ain't" with every sentence while slurring your words |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -2 | Dress like Vader; claim english books for the good of the Empire |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -2 | smear a rotten apple on the back of one of yor papers with out her knowing |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -4 | Yu helped my speling and grammer so goode! |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -5 | Tell her you hate William Faulkner. Have everyone in class agree. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -5 | Use the word "ain't" |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -7 | if this aint the worstest list to post up! |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -7 | Tell her you could help her get fired so so can work in a better place |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -8 | Talk like Jar Jar |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -9 | Come in in full Jedi outfit; try to use the Force to make her cancel the test |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -9 | GRammEr> rULES?" w'hat Gra mm:er R(u.le)s? |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -10 | Hand in a paper where every word is misspelled |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | lean back in chair, chew gum in her ear, and say "aint got no homework" |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -10 | mispel evurythik |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -10 | Pretend to be the teacher and yell at the real teacher to sit and pay attention |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -11 | Call him names in Spanish. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -15 | throw chopped up rubber into your teachers hair |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -16 | Show up for class. |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -19 | Do all research on slashdot |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -19 | Flaunt the fact that you know more than they do. |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -20 | Tattoo your arm with a pen, then get up and show everyone |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -20 | Throw stuff at him/her, and blame it on other kids |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -25 | Actually go to claas(now he has to his job) |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -26 | Become a proofreader on /. |
List of November 11, 2002
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