| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 35 | That which does not kill me only delays the inevitable. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 34 | Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? Who knows? Who cares? |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 26 | He who lives in glass house...see lots of birds hit his windows |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 24 | Jesus Saves! He passes to Moses! He shoots! Yes! and it counts |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 24 | Never pet a burning dog. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 20 | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 20 | "You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?" - Steven Wright |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 19 | Just when they idiot-proofed it, God made a bigger idiot. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 18 | It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 18 | Man who live in glass house, changes in basement. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 17 | Lotteries are a tax on people who suck at math. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 15 | When life gives you lemons, you still need water, sugar, glasses, napkins... |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 14 | He who bites the dust has to brush his teeth. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 13 | "I drank what !?" - Socrates |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 12 | Indecision is the key to flexibility |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 9 | if practice makes perfect but no one is perfect then why practice |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 8 | Home is where the house is |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 8 | Never pee on an electric fence. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 8 | We'll blow that bridge when we reach it. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 6 | If money cant buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 6 | Jesus saves and redeems sinners for cash and other valuable prizes |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | Honk if you love peace and quiet |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 4 | If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 2 | A bird in the hand makes an awful mess. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 2 | All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 2 | If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 1 | a top hat is the key to long life - abe lincon |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 0 | at the end of the day it's midnight |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 0 | But Wile. E. Coyote can run through metal walls.. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 0 | He who lays down with dogs, gets up with fleas |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 0 | What do I do with What I have got When What I Want is What I don't get |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -1 | Having your coke and sniffing it too |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -1 | Life Goes On!!! |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -1 | To err is uhman. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -2 | A Penny Saved is a big waste of time |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -2 | in hell, the only bumming homosexuals shall get, will be from the flames |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -2 | It is better to be rich than stupid |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -2 | oh lord bless this thy holy hand grenade |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -2 | People say what goes up must come down. They lied. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -3 | Have BFG 9000, will travel. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -3 | My Large Intestine |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -4 | Not much is worse than a mime on break. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -6 | nobody's perfect, im nbody, therefore im perfect |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -7 | may the bluebird of happiness poop on your tombstone |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -7 | One should forgive one's enemies. But not before they're hanged! |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -7 | "The end was bloody, but the play was good" Pascal |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -8 | Don't spit into the wind. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -8 | He who walks behind car gets exhausted |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -9 | Man of Truth tells lousy stories |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -9 | woman who fly upsidedown in airplane have crack up |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -10 | Don't bite the hand that feeds you; you might get some strange diesease |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -11 | Even dracula gets lice |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -13 | False hope is better than no hope at all |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -13 | He who keep hands in pockets feel cocky all day |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -13 | When life gives u lemons, stick em down ur bra to make ur boobs look bigger. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -15 | If you think your item will get a positive rating, you are probably wrong |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -15 | Killing turkeys causes winter |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -16 | Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartment, no get NEW KEY! |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -18 | Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot." |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -18 | Don't put salt in your eyes. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -19 | Confucious say: Naked man in revolving door, he Bangkok! |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -19 | Don't Mow Grass that is Brown, for the Mud may Follow Suit |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -19 | Underwear outside of pants can only cause deep pain. |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -20 | the world is turtles all the way down |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -21 | There once was a man from Nantucket... |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -22 | He without Sin, Cast the first tear! |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -22 | If at first u don't succeed, skydiving isn't ur sport. |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -22 | Those who own a company, shall embezzle millions and then give the company away |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -24 | Don't mess with the Keepers. |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -25 | confucious say, blow me |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -26 | Dude, your geetting a DELL!!! |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -31 | Eat At Joe's |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -31 | Its Raining |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -31 | What are you waiting for? |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -36 | He who likes Dell kid...sucks! |
List of November 14, 2002
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