| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 42 | "Making it up as he goes along, Lucas is." |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 41 | "MMmm, Your daddy I am... yes." |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 27 | Shut up you must, Anakin. Whining is the path to the Dark Side! |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 21 | Use the force to bend the beam of a lightsaber that is swung at him |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 21 | "mmm...DUDE, Getting a DELL, You Are..." |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 19 | Grow to enormity and terrorize an asian city. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 18 | Die you will, Jar Jar. You have unbalanced the Force. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | lucky punk do you feel? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 3 | Use the force to wield 2 lightsabers without touching them |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 0 | "wrinkled it may be, but powerful in the force it is" |
| Login To Vote | 11 | -1 | blow up jar jar with his mind |
| Login To Vote | 12 | -1 | Kick your a$$ I will |
| Login To Vote | 13 | -1 | Rap |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -1 | robinson, duncan |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -3 | Your butt... whipped, will be. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -5 | the lotion on its skin, it puts |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -7 | A tighter leash on your padawan, you must keep Obi Wan. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -7 | Call up Dogbert for help with Jar Jar. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -7 | Dance naked in the Jedi Temple. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -7 | More lightsaber battling! |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -8 | I see your schwartz is as big as mine, hmm? |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -8 | I want to see the song "Yoda" played while he does the macarena. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | "Anakin, I am your father's roommate drinking buddy" |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -9 | Beat the crap out of Jar Jar. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -9 | make amidala's clothes fly off |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -10 | "Me love you long time, Jedi" |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -11 | Hey Mace! You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -12 | And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -12 | Disco dance |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -12 | have a torrid affair with the ewok ambassador |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -12 | Jar Jar, I am your father |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -13 | hhhmmmm on bring it futher mucker |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -13 | It doesn't matter! He's Yoda! He can do anything and we'll still love him. |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -13 | Me get wrinkle away I must |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -14 | A sexy beast be I? hmmmm!? |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -14 | Slip into a drunken rage and push Jar Jar into a black hole |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -15 | Try to take over the world |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -16 | Something in proper English |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -18 | Anakin, to complete your training, kill JarJar and mack Amadala you will |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -18 | "Intestine Large is Mine, hmm?" |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -19 | Burn himself with a lightsaber |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -19 | Have Anecan walk in on yoda wacking off |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -19 | Momentarily lapse into the Dark Side and kill Jar Jar. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -21 | being a puppet I miss...roo roo roo.. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -22 | Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -22 | Speak normally? Nah... it'll never happen. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -22 | the smack down upon you, will from me come |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -23 | Luke, I'm your father. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -23 | Use the force to feel up Padame. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -24 | get some |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -25 | Give in to the Light Side Anakin ... I am your father |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -26 | Amadala, to be saved with jedi, these hot grits you must pour down your pants! |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -26 | "What does the Jedi council look like?" |