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	Top 26 Lame Excuses For Getting Out Of A Date By the Keeper
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	Total List Votes: 9 Overall List Rank: 6.1111 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	9	I've gotta post some stuff on /.
Login To Vote	2	7	I don't think you can afford me
Login To Vote	3	3	I'm sorry, the hospital only gave me day pass.
Login To Vote	4	2	God told me it was a bad idea
Login To Vote	5	2	I have to bury some bodies.
Login To Vote	6	1	I need to clean my wedding ring
Login To Vote	7	1	I will be busy taking my monthly bath
Login To Vote	8	1	My probation officer won't let me.
Login To Vote	9	1	You didn't pay me enough
Login To Vote	10	1	You're an ARIES? My astrologer says I can't date an Aries.
Login To Vote	11	0	I have to clean my room! (SURRE)
Login To Vote	12	-1	my pet snail is going thorugh a lot of emotional trauma right now ... I'll give you a call
Login To Vote	13	-1	My Psychic Friend said it would be a bad idea
Login To Vote	14	-2	My shoe lace does not match your neck tie
Login To Vote	15	-4	I've got to study (yeah, riiight)
Login To Vote	16	-5	I'm going out with a Monk from the Keepers of Lists instead
Login To Vote	17	-5	My kids have the flu (What? You didn't know I had kids?)
Login To Vote	18	-6	I forgot I have an AA appointment that night
Login To Vote	19	-8	I have to dye my hair
Login To Vote	20	-9	A friend just came in from out of town
Login To Vote	21	-9	I have a sniffle
Login To Vote	22	-9	My best friend was in a car accident
Login To Vote	23	-9	My dog is sick
Login To Vote	24	-9	That whole plucking eyebrows thing
Login To Vote	25	-10	My family is in town (and it's a weekday)
Login To Vote	26	-12	P.M.S.

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