| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 19 | Date keeps mentioning what a wonderful gift you'll make for "the master" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 17 | He shows up at your house with five blank video tapes... and a video camera |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 14 | He says "It's great to be dating again after all those years in the State Pen" |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 13 | When you tell him you don't want to sleep with him he says he'll pay double. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 13 | You wake up in her bed, she's gone, and her boyfriend has just walked in |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 12 | Mole on left cheek, migrated to her right cheek after dinner... |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 12 | When you arrive at the movie theater, you see XXX in way too many places |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | He brings his Mother along because she gets lonely at 'the home' |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | On the way to dinner he says he has to get some money - and robs the next minimart |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | Urinates out window of car on the way to dinner |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 7 | She talks about the most exciting time of her life - on the Jerry Springer Show |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 6 | He spends the whole night talking about how 'Dumb and Dumber' is his favorite movie |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 6 | He talks about how his time in rehab changed his life |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 6 | While he's talking about himself, his breath wilts the flowers in the centerpiece |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 5 | He spends more time talking to his cellphone than to you |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 5 | The car leans when she gets in... (should have inflated tires more) |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 4 | He can't stop talking about his fabulous .com job |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 4 | He could have brought roses, but nooooo, he brings 'Kamasutra' |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 4 | He fondles you in the movie theater and blames it on the guy behind you |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 4 | He spends so much time trying to glance at your cleavage - he gets into an accident |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 4 | I keep pillows in the car, just in case... |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | She sips her wine, laughs at one of your jokes, and her teeth fall into her glass |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 4 | The Chinese takeout didn't go over as well as it could have |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 4 | You follow her directions to her place and arrive at the county jail |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 4 | You take her to a great restaurant, and discover she just stopped sleeping with your waiter |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 3 | He wants to cook dinner for you and his name is Hannibal |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 3 | He winks at other women; Claims it's just a nervous tick |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 2 | She won't stop talking about her old boyfriend |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 1 | As you walk her to her door, her dog starts barking ... and she barks back |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 0 | "I want to love you... but how can I if you won't lay down?" |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -2 | Blind Dates |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -2 | He swears he doesn't go anywhere without his hunting dogs |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -2 | She isn't one |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -2 | Two words: "Tourette Syndrome" |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -3 | 'Sheena' is *NOT* a tall, buxom amazon with bronze skin and golden hair |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -3 | You try to get out of his car at the restaurant and stick to the seat |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -4 | No, it's not you; She claims she doesn't actually like men... |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -4 | Two MORE words: "Gary Coleman?!?" |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -5 | Leaves in the middle of dinner to put his cape on |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -6 | You notice his 2 ply bathroom tissue has carbon paper in between |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -9 | His outfit: Pajamas under a smoking jacket, not appropriate for the restaurant |
List of May 23, 2001
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