| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 19 | Claims there must be kryptonite in the room, cause this usually never happens. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 17 | Impresses her by crushing coal into diamond |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 13 | Undress her with his x-ray vision. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 10 | I know it's a little far, but I really wanted some Kansas City BBQ |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 8 | Fly her home |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 7 | Proves that he's faster than a speeding bullet. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 6 | "Pays for dinner... like a real man!" |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 2 | "Cold? Here, borrow my cape." |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 2 | Proves that he's more powerful than a locomotive. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 2 | Shows her why he is nick named the man of steel |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 1 | Dinner, movie, and save the world...you know, typical date stuff. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 1 | Shows her EXACTLY why he's called 'Super'man |
| Login To Vote | 13 | -1 | Picks up car to impress date |
| Login To Vote | 14 | -2 | Changes 3 times during the evening |
| Login To Vote | 15 | -2 | On a blind date, says, "I'm not a bird, or a plane, just Superman." |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -3 | Destroys his virginity |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -3 | Lois Lane |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -4 | anything he wants |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -5 | Goes off to 'fight crime' before the check is paid. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -5 | Politely declines reservations at the "Kryptonite BBQ Eatery." |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -7 | Woops, that's lazer-vision, not x-ray vision. Oh well-he can get another date |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -8 | "I am just a citizen trying to get laid" |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -8 | When he blows his load, it takes Lois Lane's head off. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -10 | His Date |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -11 | Flex |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -13 | Checks to make sure he brought a "supercondom" |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -14 | checks her purse for kryptonite condoms |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -15 | Check out if she has the good underware on with xray vision |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -15 | Unless she's wearing an iron bra, he likes to "check his women OUT"! |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -16 | "I'll be right back sweetie, I just have to save the world" |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -19 | Ropes the Moon |