| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 45 | My name is Bond, Gold Bond. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 39 | Hello, Clarice. I'm calling you with 1-800-CALL-ATT |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 37 | I ate his liver with some Heinz Baked Beans and a nice Chianti... |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 37 | Luke, I am your father. Your mother and I met online at matchmaker.com |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 36 | "I'll never let go, Jack... and neither will Super Poly Grip!" |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 33 | I'll make him an offer he can't refuse: a cold, refreshing Coca-Cola! |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 32 | ET phone home... with 10-10-2-20 |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 25 | Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like Home Shopping Network! |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 21 | Thank you sir, may I have another...glass of chocolaty Ovaltine, please! |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 19 | Here's looking at you, kid, through Lens Crafters lenses. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 18 | There can be only Pepsi One! |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 15 | We've found a Subway Sweet-Onion Chicken Teriaki Sand-Witch; may we burn her? |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 13 | Bring out the gimp... and more of those Toll House cookies! |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 10 | Do you feel constipated? Well, do you, punk? Then try Metamucil. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 10 | Frankly my dear, I DO give a damn about ring around the collar. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 10 | your father smelled of elderberries! he should use old spice! |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 8 | Life is like unprotected sex - you never know what youre gonna get - Pub. Svc. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 5 | We don't need no stinkin' ant traps! We got raid! |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 4 | I'm flying, Jack, with U.S. Airlines. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 3 | ...I swear that with KFC here, I'll never be hungry again! - Scarlet O'hara |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 3 | The hills are alive with the sound of music...purchased at Best Buy. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 2 | First rule of Fight Club..Brush with Crest! |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 1 | run forest nike helps you run |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 1 | Send you here for life, & that's what they take away. That, and my Dirt Devil. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 0 | Luke, I am a Pepper. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | To boldly go where no one has gone before...in a Volvo |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -2 | Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam! |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -2 | No one can be told how The Matrix ends. They have to buy the ticket themselves. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -3 | I've got a bad feeling about this...where's the Pepto? |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -3 | Thay may take our lives, but they will not take our Honey Nut Loops! |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -4 | To boldly go where no Bic has gone before... |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -10 | I'll be back... I need to change my Depends. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -11 | *song-like* When you wish you had a car... |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -12 | Shall we play a game of Twister? |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -14 | Gimli's improved Hair tonic |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -16 | I've got bad feeling about this...constipation. Where's the exlax? |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -16 | One ring to marry them all |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -17 | Go ahead. Make Herrs yours. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -17 | I shall return...to buy dish detergent |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -17 | "luke i am your father" you wouldnt hear this if he used trojan condoms |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -19 | Mesa propose that emergency powers be voted to Kellogs Cereal |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -21 | frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about hair loss. Get rogane for women |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -21 | ".44 Magnum, Smith and Wesson! It can be used for fighting and fun!" |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -22 | Frankly, my dear, I only eat Spam |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -23 | Bond, James (Buy Sparkle paper towels) Bond |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -23 | Tam Pax Beyond Thunderdome |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -25 | My name is Bond, and I'm a customer too! |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -34 | wanna stay alive eat kfc |