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	Top 30 Cool Things About Going To Clown College By Darkhood
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	Total List Votes: 22 Overall List Rank: 6.4091 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 31 You carpool in a VW Bug with 27 other clowns Login To Vote 2 24 Buying textbooks such as "Thrown Pie Hyperbolic Physics" Login To Vote 3 21 Counting how many turn around when you yell "Hey Bozo!" Login To Vote 4 20 Hazing the new Ronald McDonalds Login To Vote 5 17 Point to big red shoes and say "You know what they say about big feet..." Login To Vote 6 16 Having a B.S. degree takes on a totally new meaning Login To Vote 7 16 The finals are a joke Login To Vote 8 13 When picking up chicks in class-at least you know they have a sense of humor Login To Vote 9 11 They Encourage you To Run Off and Join the Circus Login To Vote 10 10 You can hide the fact that you are really ugly Login To Vote 11 8 Your degree has no Math requirement Login To Vote 12 6 Clown Coeds Login To Vote 13 6 Teacher speaks only in Slide Whistle Login To Vote 14 3 No One Knows if You are High or Not. Login To Vote 15 2 baggy pants Login To Vote 16 0 You'll make more than those "stupid" Mimes Login To Vote 17 -1 Nobody makes fun of your big feet Login To Vote 18 -1 Well, the wigs are really cool...and you get to scare children! Whee! Login To Vote 19 -3 Big, red nose Login To Vote 20 -4 The one-eyed bald headed clown Login To Vote 21 -5 Funny place names like "Walla Walla" and "Seattle" Login To Vote 22 -6 Tuition check made of rubber Login To Vote 23 -6 You fail for NOT dressing up like a fool Login To Vote 24 -7 Grease paint is a great lubricant. Login To Vote 25 -8 You get to clown around Login To Vote 26 -9 Get the "disabled" seat on public transit...for your feet Login To Vote 27 -11 frosh co-eds that do anything for booze Login To Vote 28 -11 point to your red rubber nose, say "Big nose, big hose." Login To Vote 29 -12 The food always tastes funny Login To Vote 30 -20 Blackened Jackass Johnson Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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