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	Top 32 Pointless Software Application Features By Flea
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	Total List Votes: 16 Overall List Rank: 7.0000 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	25	"How to Install Your New Monitor"
Login To Vote	2	21	Hit "Ctrl-K" to see why your keyboard is not working
Login To Vote	3	15	That damn paper clip in MS Word...
Login To Vote	4	13	A flight sim inside a spreadsheet program (Excell 97)
Login To Vote	5	12	popup windows
Login To Vote	6	11	spell check check
Login To Vote	7	8	an eject button on any media player
Login To Vote	8	4	F-12: what the hell does it do.
Login To Vote	9	4	The Klingon keyboard layout option
Login To Vote	10	4	The "Drying Paint" screen saver
Login To Vote	11	3	Pointless "credits" easter eggs
Login To Vote	12	3	"Lowest Scores" screen in games
Login To Vote	13	1	Digg It, Fark It, and Reddit. (Seriously, who actually USES these?)
Login To Vote	14	1	Microsoft Outlook.
Login To Vote	15	-1	Dr Watson
Login To Vote	16	-1	Flying toasters
Login To Vote	17	-1	Function (F-keys) higher than 12
Login To Vote	18	-1	The Help file
Login To Vote	19	-2	The "attach virus to every outgoing mail" option
Login To Vote	20	-3	AIM's "send greeting" feature
Login To Vote	21	-4	(Any Program under Windows 9x/NT) Press Alt+F4 to Begin...
Login To Vote	22	-4	mIRC's "Slap" Button
Login To Vote	23	-4	the application - How to Install Software
Login To Vote	24	-4	Uninstall
Login To Vote	25	-5	AIM's "Today" window
Login To Vote	26	-5	The "reply elaborately to spam messages" option
Login To Vote	27	-6	Hitting alt+F6 plays the theme from "Laverne & Shirley"
Login To Vote	28	-6	the "Insert random insult here" feature
Login To Vote	29	-6	The "time for a sigaret" reminder popup (every 10 minutes)
Login To Vote	30	-8	About
Login To Vote	31	-10	AOL's chat room dice rolling
Login To Vote	32	-11	voices of Bill Clinton and Mr. Rogers for the voice simlulater

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