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Total List Votes: 20 Overall List Rank: 5.3500 out of 10
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Login To Vote119You are the Weakest Link, goodbye.
Login To Vote211You have the right to remain silent...
Login To Vote36Chicken pot pie does not contain pot
Login To Vote46Thank you for making Anna Nicole Smith look sophisticated.
Login To Vote55Please don't procreate
Login To Vote65You can't act!
Login To Vote75Your 15 minutes of fame expired 3 minutes ago.
Login To Vote84When are you going to do a porn movie?
Login To Vote93Hey Mandy... I mean Brittney... I mean Christina... Oh, its just Jessica.
Login To Vote103We're not renewing your record contract.
Login To Vote113your village called. they want their idiot back
Login To Vote122And the Award for Worst Musician in history goes to...
Login To Vote132Does the words "No talent" mean anything to you?
Login To Vote142I like to order a Big Mac...
Login To Vote152I want my money back.
Login To Vote162We're cancelling 'Newlyweds'
Login To Vote171100% of NY Yankees fans agree, you STINK!
Login To Vote181American Idol rejects can sing better than YOU!
Login To Vote191Britney called, she wants her style back.
Login To Vote201Cracker Jacks don't contain crack.
Login To Vote21-1I cast you Satan back to the depths of HELL!
Login To Vote22-1I don't know what your pproblem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Login To Vote23-1its called food
Login To Vote24-1Move to North Dakota
Login To Vote25-1tch tch bang!
Login To Vote26-1Tell me again, what's your profession?
Login To Vote27-1What is 1 + 1?
Login To Vote28-1Who are you again?
Login To Vote29-1You Really Suck!
Login To Vote30-1You're still on the air?
Login To Vote31-2Get A Mullet
Login To Vote32-2How much do you charge?
Login To Vote33-3im jealous of your talent therefore i write ignorant things about you sorry
Login To Vote34-3no hunny, you read books, not color in them..
Login To Vote35-3Shut up, drop your panties, and bend over!
Login To Vote36-3What am I eating? It tastes like tuna.
Login To Vote37-3you are an amazing singer and people that write these things are idiots
Login To Vote38-3You are banned from Yankee Stadium for LIFE!
Login To Vote39-4How many fingers am I holding up? (flip the bird at her)
Login To Vote40-5your new perfume is incredible
Login To Vote41-7Bon voyage... And don't come back!!!
Login To Vote42-7May you be mounted by a rabid dog.
Login To Vote43-7Show us your tits!
Login To Vote44-7When are you going to stop making people deaf?
Login To Vote45-7You're fired!
Login To Vote46-8Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!
Login To Vote47-8You're an idiot!
Login To Vote48-9How many ideas did you steal from Britney Spears?
Login To Vote49-9Is it true that your voice is now a weapon of mass destruction?
Login To Vote50-9I'd like to buy a vowel
Login To Vote51-9Who is Jessica Simpson?
Login To Vote52-10Do people really believe that you are not a Britney clone?
Login To Vote53-10Do you know what 'hypocrite' means?
Login To Vote54-10How do you spell fraud? J-e-s-s-i-c-a
Login To Vote55-11I fart in your general direction!
Login To Vote56-11I have more talent in my finger than you have in your entire body.
Login To Vote57-11i want a divorce
Login To Vote58-11Who are you?
Login To Vote59-11You seriously would look good with just a shirt on.wink wink!
Login To Vote60-11Your marraige to Nick is a fraud!
Login To Vote61-12does the carpet match the curtains
Login To Vote62-12So how do you plan to out-shock Britney and Janet?
Login To Vote63-12When are you going to disappear from this earth?
Login To Vote64-13Newlyweds suck and so do you!
Login To Vote65-13You have a great singing voice, NOT!
Login To Vote66-14You're not a virgin, you're just a liar.
Login To Vote67-15Which sports team are you going to put a hex on this week?
Login To Vote68-15You are lower than rat excrement.
Login To Vote69-16Hony many people lost their hearing because of your so-called singing?
Login To Vote70-17The Cincinnati Bengals called, they want you to be their mascot.
Login To Vote71-17The tribe has spoken
Login To Vote72-17When are you gonna put on a real concert?


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