| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 19 | You are the Weakest Link, goodbye. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 11 | You have the right to remain silent... |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 6 | Chicken pot pie does not contain pot |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 6 | Thank you for making Anna Nicole Smith look sophisticated. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 5 | Please don't procreate |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 5 | You can't act! |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 5 | Your 15 minutes of fame expired 3 minutes ago. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 4 | When are you going to do a porn movie? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 3 | Hey Mandy... I mean Brittney... I mean Christina... Oh, its just Jessica. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 3 | We're not renewing your record contract. |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 3 | your village called. they want their idiot back |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 2 | And the Award for Worst Musician in history goes to... |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 2 | Does the words "No talent" mean anything to you? |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 2 | I like to order a Big Mac... |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 2 | I want my money back. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 2 | We're cancelling 'Newlyweds' |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 1 | 100% of NY Yankees fans agree, you STINK! |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 1 | American Idol rejects can sing better than YOU! |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 1 | Britney called, she wants her style back. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 1 | Cracker Jacks don't contain crack. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -1 | I cast you Satan back to the depths of HELL! |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -1 | I don't know what your pproblem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -1 | its called food |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | Move to North Dakota |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -1 | tch tch bang! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | Tell me again, what's your profession? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | What is 1 + 1? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -1 | Who are you again? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -1 | You Really Suck! |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -1 | You're still on the air? |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -2 | Get A Mullet |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -2 | How much do you charge? |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -3 | im jealous of your talent therefore i write ignorant things about you sorry |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -3 | no hunny, you read books, not color in them.. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -3 | Shut up, drop your panties, and bend over! |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -3 | What am I eating? It tastes like tuna. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -3 | you are an amazing singer and people that write these things are idiots |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -3 | You are banned from Yankee Stadium for LIFE! |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -4 | How many fingers am I holding up? (flip the bird at her) |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -5 | your new perfume is incredible |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -7 | Bon voyage... And don't come back!!! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -7 | May you be mounted by a rabid dog. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -7 | Show us your tits! |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -7 | When are you going to stop making people deaf? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -7 | You're fired! |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -8 | Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye! |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -8 | You're an idiot! |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -9 | How many ideas did you steal from Britney Spears? |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -9 | Is it true that your voice is now a weapon of mass destruction? |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -9 | I'd like to buy a vowel |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -9 | Who is Jessica Simpson? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | Do people really believe that you are not a Britney clone? |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -10 | Do you know what 'hypocrite' means? |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -10 | How do you spell fraud? J-e-s-s-i-c-a |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -11 | I fart in your general direction! |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -11 | I have more talent in my finger than you have in your entire body. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -11 | i want a divorce |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -11 | Who are you? |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -11 | You seriously would look good with just a shirt on.wink wink! |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -11 | Your marraige to Nick is a fraud! |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -12 | does the carpet match the curtains |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -12 | So how do you plan to out-shock Britney and Janet? |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -12 | When are you going to disappear from this earth? |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -13 | Newlyweds suck and so do you! |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -13 | You have a great singing voice, NOT! |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -14 | You're not a virgin, you're just a liar. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -15 | Which sports team are you going to put a hex on this week? |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -15 | You are lower than rat excrement. |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -16 | Hony many people lost their hearing because of your so-called singing? |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -17 | The Cincinnati Bengals called, they want you to be their mascot. |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -17 | The tribe has spoken |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -17 | When are you gonna put on a real concert? |