| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 28 | Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 28 | This movie has too much nudity. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 23 | Do these jeans come in lavender? |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 20 | Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse! |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 19 | I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 19 | nah you keep the remote. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 16 | Hey, watermelon bathroom air-freshener pot-pourri. Let's get some! |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 16 | I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 16 | No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 16 | While I'm up, can I get you a beer? |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 15 | I could never sleep with two women at the same time - it's too awkward! |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 14 | Let's hire a plumber. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 11 | No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 10 | Not tonight, dear, I have a headache. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 10 | What happened to my old Nancy Drew books? |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 9 | Hey look, there's a wool and fabric shop! Let's go buy something. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 8 | This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 7 | can we cuddle after? |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 7 | "Frank...Tom...Will you guys come to the bathroom with me?" |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 5 | romance movie tonight,action movies have way to much violence |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 4 | Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | I told my friends I won't be joining them for poker night, so we can talk. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 4 | I was thinking about you all day, so I bought you these flowers. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 4 | That new Celine Dion album is magnificent! |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 4 | You are right, dear. I can't go out like this. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 4 | You do not have enough shoes, let's go out and buy you more new shoes! |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 3 | I have that 'Not so fresh' feeling |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 2 | Does this make me look fat? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 2 | I can watch the game later, lets see what you want to watch. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 2 | Meat is murder. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 2 | Nah. That doesn't make you look fat. How can anything make you look fat? |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 2 | Take all the time you want in the restroom. I can hold it. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 2 | That purse don't go with that dress. Let's go out and buy you a new purse. |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 1 | call me |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 1 | I Love You(guys name here)!! |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 1 | Lets stop for directions |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 1 | This condom is way too big for me |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 1 | "Beer? No thank you. Just Ice Tea for me!" |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 0 | Honey, I put the toilet seat up for you, just like you like it! |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 0 | Lets send "Thinking of you" cards to all of your out of town friends. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 0 | No...let me change the baby's poopy diaper |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -1 | do i look fat? |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -1 | i dont want sex i just want to hold you |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -1 | will you marry me? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -1 | yes maam |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -2 | Ezcuse me, ma'am, could you point me to the tampons, please? |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -2 | I love you. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -2 | Ok dear I'll ask for directions |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -2 | The couch clashes with the drapes |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -3 | Hey, did you see The View yesterday? |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -3 | how much does this dildo cost? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -3 | Let me hold your purse while you try on those dresses. |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -3 | my bra doesn't fit |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -3 | You been up all day. Sit nack in my chair and let me rub your feet. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -4 | I am vegan. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -4 | I can't lift this box... it's just too heavy for me! |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -4 | Stop! You're hurting my feelings! |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -4 | then later we can do our nails n share our feelings |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -5 | Hey honey,can i go shopping with you? |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -5 | Hey, Jack, Green polka dots, or the frilly pink dress tonight? |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -5 | Honey we need to talk |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -5 | I love jesus |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -5 | Suck one d!ck.. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -6 | I wonder what's playing at the Opera tonight |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -6 | Not tonight honey, I have a headache. |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -6 | Viagra? What the hell is that for? |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -6 | Will you come to the bathroom with me? |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -6 | "Buddy, do my thighs look fat in this?" |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -7 | do these pants make my butt look big? |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -7 | do these pants make my butt look fat? |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -7 | Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -7 | Do you like the lavender or the fucshia curtains better? |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -7 | don't you care about my feelings? |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -7 | I have a yeast infection |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -7 | remember that even though i'm your uncle, i'm still your father |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -8 | Do you think I'm a real man? |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -8 | I'm going to the can...No, I don't need the paper |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -8 | What are you thinking about? |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -9 | No honey. I have a headache. |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -10 | Aw, to heck with the football game -- let's watch the food channel. |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -10 | Aw, to heck with the football game -- let's watch the food channel. |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -10 | fetch me a beer woman |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -10 | Honey, I think that those pants show a bit too much of your ankles... |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -11 | Theres more than one way to beat a woman |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -12 | I understand. |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -12 | Yummy! |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -14 | Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. |
List of October 6, 2003
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