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	Top 276 Rejected State Mottos By Fire Hazzard
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	Total List Votes: 63 Overall List Rank: 7.6984 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 52 Alabama - Not as Racist as we used to be. Login To Vote 2 44 Texas: An execution a day keeps the prisons relatively empty Login To Vote 3 40 South Carolina: 50th in education, #1 in mobile home sales Login To Vote 4 40 Virginia: Home of the CIA, but you're not supposed to know that Login To Vote 5 34 Maryland: We've got crabs! Login To Vote 6 32 Arkansas : Who needs branches on a family tree? Login To Vote 7 29 Texas: Where everything's bigger, except the IQ's Login To Vote 8 28 Alaska: come cause' it's pretty. stay cause your lost Login To Vote 9 28 Mississippi: The easiest state to identify on Wheel of Fortune Login To Vote 10 25 South Dakota: Plenty of parking Login To Vote 11 23 Alabama: First, alphabetically Login To Vote 12 23 Montana: Where what a man does with his cattle is his business Login To Vote 13 23 New Mexico: Better than the Old Mexico Login To Vote 14 22 Florida - We're America's Penis Login To Vote 15 22 Pennsylvania: Not to be confused with Dracula's home Login To Vote 16 21 Delaware: You know, the place you send your credit card payments Login To Vote 17 21 New York: I got your motto right here! Login To Vote 18 20 Arkansas-We now have electricity Login To Vote 19 19 Virginia: Don't let the name fool you ... not many virgins left Login To Vote 20 17 Indiana: Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis Corn Corn Corn Login To Vote 21 17 New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere Login To Vote 22 15 Illinois: The "s" is silent, you morons Login To Vote 23 15 Mississippi: come feel better about your own state Login To Vote 24 15 New Hampshire - Taxing out-of-staters since 1804 Login To Vote 25 15 Wyoming: The other square state Login To Vote 26 14 Kentucky-Go ahead and grow weed. We don't care. Login To Vote 27 13 Iowa-The middle of nowhere state Login To Vote 28 13 Vermont: If it weren't for us, your pancakes would be dry Login To Vote 29 12 Hawaii - You can't drive here from there. Login To Vote 30 12 Louisiana - the "show me your tits" state Login To Vote 31 12 New York: Better Air Than New Jersey Login To Vote 32 11 Arizona: ... but it's a dry heat Login To Vote 33 11 Rhode Island: The island state that really isn't an island Login To Vote 34 10 CA: The cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes Login To Vote 35 10 Colorado: If you're looking to visit South Park, please leave Login To Vote 36 10 Texas - More episodes of Cops filmed on location here than anywhere else. Login To Vote 37 9 California: As seen on TV Login To Vote 38 9 Kentucky: 5 million people 15 last names Login To Vote 39 9 Utah, welcomes you and your 50 wives! Login To Vote 40 8 Massachusetts: Now with fewer Kennedy's per capita Login To Vote 41 8 New Jersey: The smell that grows on you Login To Vote 42 7 Minnesota: You could live here, but why? Login To Vote 43 6 Alaska -- Too #*&% cold for you inlaws to visit Login To Vote 44 6 Colorado we hate texans too Login To Vote 45 6 Kentucky: We don't know what the hell bluegrass is either Login To Vote 46 6 Maine: Not as terrifying as Stephen King makes it out to be Login To Vote 47 6 Massachusetts: Sorta like spelling Mississippi, but harder Login To Vote 48 6 Utah: If you ain't Mormon, get the f*ck out! Login To Vote 49 6 Welcome to DC, not a state, but crack-free for almost 1/2 an hour now! Login To Vote 50 5 Alaska: nobody you know lives here Login To Vote 51 5 Idaho -- No, U-da-ho! Login To Vote 52 5 Maryland The Other Alabama Login To Vote 53 5 Massachusetts: - Our taxes are lower than Sweden! Login To Vote 54 5 Nebraska: Home of the Cow-Tipping world champions Login To Vote 55 5 Nebraska: All we've got is college football Login To Vote 56 5 North Dakota: Yes, there really is a Fargo Login To Vote 57 4 Minnesota: We have a bigger mall than you Login To Vote 58 4 wyoming - nobody lives here anymore Login To Vote 59 3 New Jersey - Aaay! How U Doin'? Login To Vote 60 2 California: Silicone and Testosterone Login To Vote 61 2 Iowa: Tied with Utah and Ohio for fewest letters Login To Vote 62 2 Kentucky:Fried Chicken! Login To Vote 63 2 New York: Like we CARE about a motto Login To Vote 64 2 Oklahoma - Where storm sirens are the signal to get lawn chairs, video camera. Login To Vote 65 2 Rhode Island: Population 87 Login To Vote 66 1 Arizona: Now with fewer illegal aliens! Login To Vote 67 1 Arkansas: The nation's incest capital Login To Vote 68 1 Hawaii: Good luck pronouncing most of our towns Login To Vote 69 1 Louisiana: You know what to do if you want these beads Login To Vote 70 1 Nevada: The pointy state Login To Vote 71 1 North Carolina: Tobacco IS a vegetable Login To Vote 72 1 North Dakota: Visit us, please. We need the money. Login To Vote 73 1 Rhode Island - Don't blink or you'll miss us. Login To Vote 74 1 We put the "duh" in Florida! Login To Vote 75 0 Arizona: Damn, its hot Login To Vote 76 0 Kansas -- To Boldly Go Where No Tourist has Gone Before Login To Vote 77 0 Kansas: Looking for Oz? You've come to the right place... Login To Vote 78 0 Kentucky - For the last time, Jack does not actually live here Login To Vote 79 0 Maryland: If our drugs don't kill you, our crackwhores will. Login To Vote 80 0 michigan, home of hell Login To Vote 81 0 Montana : At least our cows are sane Login To Vote 82 0 New Hampshire: Live Free or I won't like you anymore Login To Vote 83 0 ontario, conquered since 2007 Login To Vote 84 0 Rhode Island: Stop by and try your hand at fitting in here! Login To Vote 85 0 Tennessee: The Educashun State Login To Vote 86 0 Texas: We LOVE dubya! Login To Vote 87 0 utah welcomes you and your wives Login To Vote 88 0 Utah: Want Sheep? Login To Vote 89 0 West Virginia: Mountains, Rednecks and Football! Login To Vote 90 0 Wisconsin: the only place to see a tractor on the road Login To Vote 91 -1 Alaska: Oil-slick-free for 15 years Login To Vote 92 -1 Canada: Shut up, we have no states! Login To Vote 93 -1 Connecticut: The state you can cross in 15 minutes ... on foot Login To Vote 94 -1 Florida, America's Dangling Chad Login To Vote 95 -1 Georgia: we put the Fun back in fundamentalsm Login To Vote 96 -1 Hawaii- Sure is hard to get here in a car Login To Vote 97 -1 Iowa: We Apologize For Slipknot Login To Vote 98 -1 Kansas: There's no place like home Login To Vote 99 -1 Kentucky: We're all related Login To Vote 100 -1 Maine: It's OK. Cujo's been vaccinated. Login To Vote 101 -1 Maine: Now Canadian Friendly! Login To Vote 102 -1 Michigan: "Come back to Detroit...We missed you the first time." Login To Vote 103 -1 Nevada: Whores and Poker! Login To Vote 104 -1 Rhode Island: Welcome 2 Rhode Island...Leaving Rhode Island Login To Vote 105 -1 Utah- "population-50,000. family tree's-5 Login To Vote 106 -2 Indiana-it's doesn't just have corn, it also has meth Login To Vote 107 -2 Kentucky: So many people, so few last names. Login To Vote 108 -2 Maine- The Only State with One Syllable Login To Vote 109 -2 MARYLAND Where politicans and rednecks abound Login To Vote 110 -2 Minnesota: Land of the iceburgs Login To Vote 111 -2 Missouri: The I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours state Login To Vote 112 -2 New Mexico - We are TOO a State! Login To Vote 113 -2 New York :Born Free, Taxed To Death Login To Vote 114 -2 South Dakota: At least we've got Rushmore Login To Vote 115 -2 Utah: We have more sheep then Montana Login To Vote 116 -2 Vermont: Home of, well, nothing much Login To Vote 117 -3 Florida : congacongaconga! penis penis penis Login To Vote 118 -3 Idaho: You say potato, I say ... potato Login To Vote 119 -3 i'm from ioaw. who cares Login To Vote 120 -3 Maine: We have a million people! Login To Vote 121 -3 Massachusetts: come for the history stay for the same sex marriges. Login To Vote 122 -3 minnesota:"look at the size of our ball of twine!!!" Login To Vote 123 -3 Ohio: We didn't know he'd grow up to be Marilyn Manson. Login To Vote 124 -3 Texas: Y'all ain't squat! Login To Vote 125 -3 texas:we gave you nuler Login To Vote 126 -4 Florida -- Home of your grandparents Login To Vote 127 -4 Navada-Location,Location,Location! Login To Vote 128 -4 New Jersey: Land-filled with pride Login To Vote 129 -4 Oregon - We don't let you pump your own freaking gas because you're a moron. Login To Vote 130 -4 Oregon: When we say Beaver State, we mean the animal, perverts Login To Vote 131 -4 West Virginia - come see our new paved roads! Login To Vote 132 -5 Come get mugged in New York! Login To Vote 133 -5 Hawaii hula girls are easy Login To Vote 134 -5 Hawain girls are easy Login To Vote 135 -5 Idaho -- Home of Mr. Patato Head Login To Vote 136 -5 Kentucky: The eddjakashun state Login To Vote 137 -5 MARYLAND Our streets are paved with trash Login To Vote 138 -5 New Mexico: Just Deserts Login To Vote 139 -5 Oklahoma: As mentioned in The Grapes of Wrath Login To Vote 140 -5 Wisconsin: The Cheesy State with a cheesy motto Login To Vote 141 -5 Wyoming -- Wy not? Login To Vote 142 -6 Alabama, the redneck state Login To Vote 143 -6 Califoria: We will invade Oregon. Login To Vote 144 -6 California - The other big state besides Texas and Alaska Login To Vote 145 -6 California-We sure got a lot of Queers Login To Vote 146 -6 Kansas: No Duncan Robinsons here (not much of anything else) Login To Vote 147 -6 Louisiana: Welcome voodoo worshipers Login To Vote 148 -6 Maine: Bangor? I hardly knew her! Login To Vote 149 -6 Michigan: Next stop, Canada! Login To Vote 150 -6 Missouri: We're giving Kansas City back to Kansas Login To Vote 151 -6 Montana - Turn The Lights Out When You Leave Login To Vote 152 -6 Montana: Bring Your Own Guns. Login To Vote 153 -6 Rhode Island: First to tell King George to kiss our a*s Login To Vote 154 -6 Utah: Decaffinated by popular demand Login To Vote 155 -6 We put the "sin" in Wisconsin! Login To Vote 156 -6 West Virginia: Where cars up on blocks outnumber cars that run 3-1 Login To Vote 157 -6 We're the furthest from New Jersey! (Hawaii) Login To Vote 158 -7 COLORADO The higher you go the happier you get state Login To Vote 159 -7 Florida - You'll likely die here... or in Arizona. Login To Vote 160 -7 Hawaii: Bridge to mainland to be completed in 2045 Login To Vote 161 -7 Indiana-come see our corn! Login To Vote 162 -7 Maine: Our state is more beautiful then yours Login To Vote 163 -7 Maryland: Say Chowda! Login To Vote 164 -7 Montana: Population 12 Login To Vote 165 -7 ohio Proud of Marilyn Manson and Jerry Springer Login To Vote 166 -7 Oklahoma - More than just a catchy song. Login To Vote 167 -7 Oklahoma: Some people say we don't suck! Login To Vote 168 -7 Oklahoma: The state that looks like a saucepan Login To Vote 169 -8 California: The most polite car-jackers in the world Login To Vote 170 -8 Maine: As far north as we are we ain't as cold as Alaska Login To Vote 171 -8 North Carolina: We're cheaper by the carton Login To Vote 172 -8 NY - The Smell of Urine Grows on You! Login To Vote 173 -8 Ohio: Cleveland's not as bad as it used to be Login To Vote 174 -8 Oklahoma: the circus has been here twice! Login To Vote 175 -8 utah -we have sheep Login To Vote 176 -8 Utah: We have more sheep then we have Women Login To Vote 177 -8 Wisconsin - Come smell our dairy air! Login To Vote 178 -9 Alaska: It's damn cold up here! Login To Vote 179 -9 Arkansas: we put the K in ejukashun! Login To Vote 180 -9 Florida: The state with a hint of Ben Gay Login To Vote 181 -9 Michigan - everyones dead Login To Vote 182 -9 New Hampshire: Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere Login To Vote 183 -9 Oooooooooh klahoma them ternaders sweepin' down the plains! Login To Vote 184 -9 Tennessee: We don't play Tennis, see? Login To Vote 185 -9 Texas: You Grill 'Em, We'll Kill 'Em Login To Vote 186 -9 Wisconsin: We had a thin guy who lived here, but he was eaten Login To Vote 187 -10 Alabama: Made famous by Leonyrd Skynard Login To Vote 188 -10 Alaska: we'll let you club a seal Login To Vote 189 -10 Arkansas: Don't hold Clinton against us Login To Vote 190 -10 Colorado: See what John Denver meant by Rocky Mountain "high" Login To Vote 191 -10 Come freeze your Alaska off! Login To Vote 192 -10 Manitoba: Not Good Enough To Be American Login To Vote 193 -10 Mississippi: The armpit of America Login To Vote 194 -10 North Carolina - the first carton's free Login To Vote 195 -10 Oregon: Women not required to shave their legs and armpits Login To Vote 196 -10 Saskachuwan: Land of the leaving Login To Vote 197 -10 Tennessee: Home of Dolly Parton (breasts by DuPont) Login To Vote 198 -10 utah: wheres the chicks? Login To Vote 199 -10 West Virginia: Where girls and grizzly bears both lick their paws Login To Vote 200 -11 Idaho: The reason there's only 49 contestants in the Ms. Ebonics pageant Login To Vote 201 -11 Indiana: We have lots of flat land for racing cars on! Login To Vote 202 -11 Kansas: A couple of universities and a whole lot of nothin' Login To Vote 203 -11 Kentuky -- Home of the Evil Lawn Gnomes Login To Vote 204 -11 Michigan: The state that looks like a hand Login To Vote 205 -11 New Hampshire - The Other White Meat Login To Vote 206 -11 New Jersey - We'll show you what exit Login To Vote 207 -11 New Jersey: The Cancer Capital of The World Login To Vote 208 -11 New York: Home of Buffalo, but not proud of it Login To Vote 209 -11 Texas - If we secede again, you're all in deep crap. Login To Vote 210 -11 UTAH! WHERE Polygamy and insest is the way to go! Login To Vote 211 -12 Arizona -- Winter home of 10,000 snowbirds Login To Vote 212 -12 california "catch a penis in the ear" Login To Vote 213 -12 Maine: Were under Canada, and above New Hampshire. DUH! Login To Vote 214 -12 Maine: yar gonna love da idears we got. Login To Vote 215 -12 North Dakota: we'll leave the light on for ya Login To Vote 216 -12 Pennsylvania: Pittsburgh, Philly, and don't forget about Altoona Login To Vote 217 -12 Rhode Island: You know that TV show Providence, yeah, that's set here Login To Vote 218 -12 South Carolina-Where the average number of fingers goes way down Login To Vote 219 -13 Delaware: Don't blink when you're driving through, you might miss it Login To Vote 220 -13 hawaii the f****** middle of no-where Login To Vote 221 -13 Hawaii: Eat Lava, Jerks! Login To Vote 222 -13 Kansas: At least we're not California Login To Vote 223 -13 Kansas: Toto's been nuetered Login To Vote 224 -13 Maine-The Ducktape state Login To Vote 225 -13 Maryland- Come for hicks and snobs Login To Vote 226 -13 Montana -- Where the men are real men, and the sheep are scared Login To Vote 227 -13 North Dakota: 68,000 square miles of nothing Login To Vote 228 -13 Ohio -- The Thingamabob State Login To Vote 229 -13 Rhode Island: It's like a piece of corn in a big American turd. Login To Vote 230 -13 South Carolina: Most pick-up truck sales in the nation! Login To Vote 231 -13 South Dakota - Really near North Dakota Login To Vote 232 -13 Texas-The state that gave you Dubuya Login To Vote 233 -14 Kentucky - Where the women are so fast you have to put a Govenor on them! Login To Vote 234 -14 Kentucky: The wrong side of the Ohio River Login To Vote 235 -14 Louisiana: The Incest State Login To Vote 236 -14 Missouri : The Shower Me State Login To Vote 237 -14 South Dakota -- Closer than North Dakota Login To Vote 238 -14 Washington: Where Californians go to die Login To Vote 239 -14 Wyoming: Jackson Hole isn't as bad as it sounds Login To Vote 240 -15 California:not kolefornya Login To Vote 241 -15 Connecticut: Come stalk Letterman Login To Vote 242 -15 Florida: Everyone Hates Us Login To Vote 243 -15 Illinois: Construction ahead, Be prepared to stop. Login To Vote 244 -15 Maine: The state that the easterns thought was a country Login To Vote 245 -15 New Hampshire: Your Primary Choice Login To Vote 246 -15 North Carolina: Under Chapter 11, thanks to the tobacco lawsuits Login To Vote 247 -15 ohio Were proud of Marilyn Manson and Jerry Springer Login To Vote 248 -15 Oregon: Communism failed everywhere else because Salem wasnt in charge Login To Vote 249 -15 South Carolina: It's about time Strom Thurmond kicked the bucket! Login To Vote 250 -15 Wisconsin: our cheese will constipate you! Login To Vote 251 -16 Georgia: Where Ned Beatty squeeled like a pig Login To Vote 252 -16 Minnesota: We must have a sense of humor if Jessie Ventura was elected Login To Vote 253 -16 Missouri -- drivers wanted Login To Vote 254 -16 Missouri-The show me your guns state Login To Vote 255 -16 Nevada: Home of the Bambi Hunters Login To Vote 256 -16 NY - Whatta You Lookin' At, Punk? Login To Vote 257 -16 Washington: Home of Fraiser Login To Vote 258 -16 West virginia! Where our men have more than 3 teeth Login To Vote 259 -17 Indiana: OK, we admit it, we miss Bobby Knight Login To Vote 260 -17 Minnesota: We have Lutefisk, you don't! Login To Vote 261 -18 California -- Wish they all could be California Girls! Login To Vote 262 -18 Georgia: Home of the Braves Login To Vote 263 -18 Imagine your compound here! (Idaho) Login To Vote 264 -18 Iowa: Bank Foreclosure Sales every Friday Login To Vote 265 -18 Maine - home of the old coot Login To Vote 266 -18 Ohio: Home of the ugliest state flag in the union Login To Vote 267 -18 Ohio: We are proud of Jerry Springer! Login To Vote 268 -18 Texas, the manhandle state Login To Vote 269 -19 California: Hey, don't blame the rest of us for San Francisco. Login To Vote 270 -19 In California, there's no black or white, only shades of Gray... Login To Vote 271 -19 Michigan: The state that looks like a hand Login To Vote 272 -20 Learn to Fart Login To Vote 273 -20 You be Illin-ois Login To Vote 274 -24 the "Show us your tits state" Login To Vote 275 -27 Flordia: The state that looks like a weenier. Login To Vote 276 -27 "Where nobody leaves" Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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