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Total List Votes: 23 Overall List Rank: 6.1739 out of 10
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Login To Vote134That weekend at the Neverland Ranch
Login To Vote229spending the summer with grandma and grandpa at their nudist colony
Login To Vote325meeting dads boyfriend
Login To Vote423Seeing your parents... uh... yeah..
Login To Vote517Helping grandma with her Depends
Login To Vote614walk in on your two moms
Login To Vote712Mom: "I should have given your father anal that night!"
Login To Vote811Hugging a plugged in Iron
Login To Vote99Seeing Daddy "Helping Mommy brush her teeth"
Login To Vote109That time you got the Fischer Price Razor Blade Play Set for Christmas
Login To Vote119watching the hobo down the street eat your cat
Login To Vote128Circumcision
Login To Vote138finding your mothers buttplug set
Login To Vote147being mauled by your hamster
Login To Vote156Seeing your grandma naked
Login To Vote164watching your dog dad and sister get it on
Login To Vote173Clothes shoppng with mom. . .are you sure there's enough room in the crotch?
Login To Vote182The "priest" and your's special time
Login To Vote192those x-rated videos you watched every week on family night
Login To Vote202watching The Exorcist when you are only 8 years old
Login To Vote211Seeing Mommy and Daddy have their "Private Special Time"
Login To Vote220learning that when you were playing Nintendo, your parents were doing...things
Login To Vote230you're mom walks in and you're wearing you're sisters bra, thong, skirt etc.
Login To Vote24-1Reading this list and realizing that all of the items are true for you
Login To Vote25-1"a zoroastrian named hans ritualistically shaved my testicles"
Login To Vote26-2appearance on Barney
Login To Vote27-2your mother telling you to shut up and stop crying yourself to sleep
Login To Vote28-3Being on the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Login To Vote29-3Being the first one to find your cat squashed by a car
Login To Vote30-3Seeing Santa and his elves take Mommy in their village at the mall.
Login To Vote31-4Grabbing the electric charcoal lighter with your bare hand.
Login To Vote32-4the good and bad
Login To Vote33-5penal disfigurement
Login To Vote34-5the monkey bars, and my crotch...
Login To Vote35-5using the same toilet seat at the same time with your sister you sick freak
Login To Vote36-6"That Time at Band Camp...."
Login To Vote37-9born without a neck
Login To Vote38-9Eating 30 dried apricots... then learning what dried apricots are good for
Login To Vote39-9First exposure to Barney
Login To Vote40-9sliting your own throat
Login To Vote41-10a US invasion (if you live in Iraq)
Login To Vote42-10seeing john holmes in an x-rated movie (no man can compare to that)
Login To Vote43-13this list is too painful to contribute to, MAKE IT STOP!!!
Login To Vote44-17Watching all of the Lord of the Rings films...
Login To Vote45-19Being taken to an Eagles concert
Login To Vote46-24being neighbors with Johnny C.
Login To Vote47-28Being Forced To See Harry Potter As A Kid IN WIDESCREEN


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