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	Top 47 Childhood Events That Would Scar You For Life By umm
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	Total List Votes: 23 Overall List Rank: 6.1739 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 34 That weekend at the Neverland Ranch Login To Vote 2 29 spending the summer with grandma and grandpa at their nudist colony Login To Vote 3 25 meeting dads boyfriend Login To Vote 4 23 Seeing your parents... uh... yeah.. Login To Vote 5 17 Helping grandma with her Depends Login To Vote 6 14 walk in on your two moms Login To Vote 7 12 Mom: "I should have given your father anal that night!" Login To Vote 8 11 Hugging a plugged in Iron Login To Vote 9 9 Seeing Daddy "Helping Mommy brush her teeth" Login To Vote 10 9 That time you got the Fischer Price Razor Blade Play Set for Christmas Login To Vote 11 9 watching the hobo down the street eat your cat Login To Vote 12 8 Circumcision Login To Vote 13 8 finding your mothers buttplug set Login To Vote 14 7 being mauled by your hamster Login To Vote 15 6 Seeing your grandma naked Login To Vote 16 4 watching your dog dad and sister get it on Login To Vote 17 3 Clothes shoppng with mom. . .are you sure there's enough room in the crotch? Login To Vote 18 2 The "priest" and your's special time Login To Vote 19 2 those x-rated videos you watched every week on family night Login To Vote 20 2 watching The Exorcist when you are only 8 years old Login To Vote 21 1 Seeing Mommy and Daddy have their "Private Special Time" Login To Vote 22 0 learning that when you were playing Nintendo, your parents were doing...things Login To Vote 23 0 you're mom walks in and you're wearing you're sisters bra, thong, skirt etc. Login To Vote 24 -1 Reading this list and realizing that all of the items are true for you Login To Vote 25 -1 "a zoroastrian named hans ritualistically shaved my testicles" Login To Vote 26 -2 appearance on Barney Login To Vote 27 -2 your mother telling you to shut up and stop crying yourself to sleep Login To Vote 28 -3 Being on the cast of the Brady Bunch. Login To Vote 29 -3 Being the first one to find your cat squashed by a car Login To Vote 30 -3 Seeing Santa and his elves take Mommy in their village at the mall. Login To Vote 31 -4 Grabbing the electric charcoal lighter with your bare hand. Login To Vote 32 -4 the good and bad Login To Vote 33 -5 penal disfigurement Login To Vote 34 -5 the monkey bars, and my crotch... Login To Vote 35 -5 using the same toilet seat at the same time with your sister you sick freak Login To Vote 36 -6 "That Time at Band Camp...." Login To Vote 37 -9 born without a neck Login To Vote 38 -9 Eating 30 dried apricots... then learning what dried apricots are good for Login To Vote 39 -9 First exposure to Barney Login To Vote 40 -9 sliting your own throat Login To Vote 41 -10 a US invasion (if you live in Iraq) Login To Vote 42 -10 seeing john holmes in an x-rated movie (no man can compare to that) Login To Vote 43 -13 this list is too painful to contribute to, MAKE IT STOP!!! Login To Vote 44 -17 Watching all of the Lord of the Rings films... Login To Vote 45 -19 Being taken to an Eagles concert Login To Vote 46 -24 being neighbors with Johnny C. Login To Vote 47 -28 Being Forced To See Harry Potter As A Kid IN WIDESCREEN Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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