| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 27 | Blue... We should paint the ceiling blue |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 25 | is it in yet? |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 24 | remember, Jimmy, not a word about this and you make Eagle Scout by August. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 20 | Remind me to buy tuna tommorrow |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 19 | Move your head, Betty, I can't see the TV |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 16 | how much do I owe you for this? |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 15 | Wow, this really IS more fun when they aren't unconcious |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 15 | Your mom was better. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 13 | I did it better when I was a man |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 12 | Gee, your daughter does the same thing, so thats where she gets it! |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 5 | By the way, I'm not on the pill |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 5 | Tell me when you're done. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 4 | *points, giggles* my clitoris is bigger than that!! |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 4 | Remember to add vasaline to the shoping list. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 4 | So where do you think this relationship is going |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 3 | 69 points to Gryffindor! |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 2 | Oh, by the way, I\'ve got one of those STD things, whatever they are. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 1 | Could you reach up on the dresser and hand that crisco back here? |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 0 | Awww, It's so cute! |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 0 | get your mouth off of that |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 0 | Smile, youre on Candid Camera! |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 0 | Thank you sir! May I have another? |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 0 | Whoops, my bad! I thought you were in drag. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 0 | You f**k like your mother |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 0 | You're still here? |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -1 | awwww its cute can i paint a smiley face on it?? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -1 | "Kill the enemy when he is small" (from catholic chastitiy prayer) |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -2 | Holy $hit...grandpa!? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -2 | Oh man! You're better than that other chick I nailed a half hour ago |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -2 | So, when was it sewn shut? |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -2 | your sister likes it this way |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -2 | "Mommy!" |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -3 | do you mind if my roommate takes a turn? |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -3 | Flip over, I want a puppy! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -3 | Hand me the remote |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -3 | I hope my diarrhea doesn't come back |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -3 | I think I'm going into labor. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -4 | turn over so i dont have to see your face |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -5 | Ready or not, Hear I come! |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -5 | What's that? |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -6 | Do you want fries with that? |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -6 | Give it up you pot bellied stallion! |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -6 | I guess it is proportional to your small feet |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -6 | Is that the best you can do? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -6 | I've had better |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -6 | Man, my genital warts are really starting to itch |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -6 | Mikey Likes It! |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -7 | (a man to a woman) Ohhh, Robert! |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -7 | Hurry up, there's a movie I want to watch starting soon |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -7 | Oh Yes, You hot little Lawn Gnome, you! |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -7 | So what are you doing tomorrow? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -8 | How do you spell AIDS? |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -8 | I didn't know herpes was contagious |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -8 | "ZZzzzzzzzzz" |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -9 | I hang out on keepers, this is a moot point for me |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -9 | i ran into my ex-girlfriend and she want to try a threesome |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -9 | old girlfriends name |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -10 | I swear to god, Wal-Mart was completely out of light bulbs! |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -10 | Mine was bigger when I was a man |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -10 | stop coming you filthy slut |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -10 | would you be opposed to wearing a bag? |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -11 | Can your Dad join? |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -11 | Don't worry, that rash isn't contagious |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -11 | have you ever had someone who is bigger than me? |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -11 | Oh. . . that was wonderful. . .uh . . .what was your name again? |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -11 | You're really great steve...er...amanda...oh $hit |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -12 | bend over I've decided we are gonna try anal tonight |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -13 | get that thing out of there |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -14 | Anything about the football game you're really watching |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -14 | be right back, i gotta puke |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -14 | oh boy, I should not have eaten that last chalupa |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -14 | your worse than the demon rodent guy |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -15 | Do you mind if my Rotwieller Cujo joins in? |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -15 | was the last guy you were with a better lover than me? |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -15 | "I don't know which of us is stubblier" |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -15 | "Oh, Lar- er, Sta- er, Fre- aw crap, what is your name, anyway?" |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -16 | Anything from the "Top Dumbest Last Words" list |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -16 | no, that's just my sores oozing |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -16 | you could never do it like Eddie (when refering to you "special friend") |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -17 | Did you pay the light bill? |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -18 | And you are? |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -18 | Give it to me in my large intestine |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -18 | Make fake applause sounds for yourself |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -19 | I bet we could fit five more people on this bed... |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -19 | I'm not a woman, I'm a man! |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -19 | Yes, Pamela, yes! |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -24 | by the way my AIDS test results came back labeled postive |
List of April 28, 2003
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