List of September 19, 1996

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	Top 158 Sure Signs That, Yes, You Are A Geek By the Keeper
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Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 3 Uncontrollable urge to bite the heads off chickens Login To Vote 2 2 Can't even win at Pocket Pool. Login To Vote 3 2 If you have the word GEEK printed on your forehead Login To Vote 4 2 Well, your personal wedgie remover is one place to start... Login To Vote 5 2 When you actually like doing your brother's homework. Login To Vote 6 2 You click on 'Check for mail' every 30 seconds, 'Cause every minute's not enough Login To Vote 7 2 You drop out of the computer club to join the chess club. Login To Vote 8 2 You enjoy computer jokes just a little too much. Login To Vote 9 2 You favorite arguement is that Windows 95 is better than Windows 3.1 Login To Vote 10 2 You find yourself using words like "quartz crystal", "straightedge", "tricorder", and "Romulan." Login To Vote 11 2 You have a life-size cutout of Bill Gates hanging on your wall... Login To Vote 12 2 You have memorized all the Star Treck Movies Login To Vote 13 2 You keep a UNIX manual next to your bed Login To Vote 14 2 You know that 0xF03A equals 1111000000110110 Login To Vote 15 2 You know that 0xF03A is greater than 1111000000110110 Login To Vote 16 2 You like "wedgies" Login To Vote 17 2 You like to fill in 134 questions!!! Login To Vote 18 2 You live for IRC Login To Vote 19 2 You really care who is more popular: Kirk or Picard Login To Vote 20 2 You serve coffee to you frinds in mugs having Microsoft and 3-Com on them Login To Vote 21 2 You spend the day watching Geraldo. Login To Vote 22 2 You think rave parties are a good place to dance the Macarena. Login To Vote 23 2 You think suspenders are a necessary item for life. Login To Vote 24 2 You're reading this. Login To Vote 25 1 All the French refer to you as "Le Geek." Login To Vote 26 1 Bill Gates is your best friend Login To Vote 27 1 Bill Gates is your god Login To Vote 28 1 Different pocket protector for each day of the week Login To Vote 29 1 Every item on this list sounds oddly familiar. Login To Vote 30 1 Girlfriend gave you a personalized Pocket Protector for your birthday Login To Vote 31 1 Gold plated pocket protector Login To Vote 32 1 The disappointment you felt when you found out Socrates, Aristotle and Plato were GREEKs not GEEKs. Login To Vote 33 1 You want to have sex with Bill Gates Login To Vote 34 1 You wish you were a hobbit Login To Vote 35 1 You're actually trying to learn to speak Klingon from all those doofy Star Trek books on the subject. Login To Vote 36 1 Your name sounds like a brand name of medicine. Login To Vote 37 1 You`re reading this hoping you`re not one. Login To Vote 38 0 I geek, therefore I am. Login To Vote 39 0 If you have ever heard of the nerd herd. Login To Vote 40 0 Instead of a milk mustache, you have a red Kool-aid mustache Login To Vote 41 0 Like to program your toaster Login To Vote 42 0 Michael Bolton is your hero Login To Vote 43 0 N&aring du ikke forst&aring hva som st&aring her... Login To Vote 44 0 Naar du bruge dansk at forsvaar americaner Login To Vote 45 0 PEANUT BUTTER and JAM Login To Vote 46 0 Posts messages to "Keeper's of the List" every day. Login To Vote 47 0 Prefer Cybersex to the real thing Login To Vote 48 0 Reading the Keeper at 6:00 a.m. Login To Vote 49 0 Replaced TV with Internet Computer Login To Vote 50 0 Sex? Login To Vote 51 0 Taped on Vulcan ears, 24/7 Login To Vote 52 0 The Binford Express Tower: 350MHz; 1GB RAM; 2TB HD; 16x CD-ROM; etc. Login To Vote 53 0 The Mario Brothers Underoos Login To Vote 54 0 When asked your home address you say, "one-twenty dot West View Road. Login To Vote 55 0 When Gilbert is your Bestest Friend Login To Vote 56 0 when you and your friends stay in a haunted house you're the first to get killed Login To Vote 57 0 When you bite your fingernails and hope no one sees you spit them out. Login To Vote 58 0 When you canspell Star TREK ! Login To Vote 59 0 When you drink till you puke,,,And then think women find you attractive. Login To Vote 60 0 Why do woman wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink Login To Vote 61 0 Woman wants loving you want sleep. Login To Vote 62 0 You appreciated "Showgirls" for its tough emotional themes and conflicts that face the women performers. Login To Vote 63 0 You are a devout follower of Countess Ada Login To Vote 64 0 you are a man who wears short sleeve button down shirts Login To Vote 65 0 You are not perfect. Login To Vote 66 0 You are running for US President. Login To Vote 67 0 you can contribute to this list witout really thinking about it Login To Vote 68 0 You can't travel without an ISP hookup Login To Vote 69 0 you ciimb over a glass wall to see what is on the other side Login To Vote 70 0 You don't vote everyone elses entry equally approximately 18 times, raising your entry to first with a stellar one vote Login To Vote 71 0 You drop your Clearasil on the bathroom floor and bust your nose on the counter when you bend over to get it. Login To Vote 72 0 you eat liver and onions while watching the home shopping network. Login To Vote 73 0 You email your Dog Login To Vote 74 0 You get every answer right on a test but won't help anyone get the answer right exept your geeky freinds who all ready know the answer. Login To Vote 75 0 You have strong feelings on the Dilbert vs. Dogbert debate. Login To Vote 76 0 you havent been able to get a girl since you were born Login To Vote 77 0 You hope someone will someday discover the meaning of anabolic dog shampoo Login To Vote 78 0 You know EVERY battle that the U.S have LOST Login To Vote 79 0 You lie about what you look likewhen talking to someone online Login To Vote 80 0 You look like DILBERT Login To Vote 81 0 You lose your virginity on-line before you do IRL--and you're over 21 Login To Vote 82 0 You LOVE filling in this list! Login To Vote 83 0 You make love a lot but you're alone.... Login To Vote 84 0 You Publish Your own Bill Gates Porno Magazine Login To Vote 85 0 You really envy Bill Gates for his charm and way with people Login To Vote 86 0 You sign these things "le geek" Login To Vote 87 0 You start to wonder what train spotting is like... Login To Vote 88 0 You think an "Arch Deluxe" is a new kind of foot support Login To Vote 89 0 you think dick on 3rd rock from the sun is sexy Login To Vote 90 0 You think Erkel is the Man. Login To Vote 91 0 You think John Tesh is the hottest man around Login To Vote 92 0 You think the Osmonds are "alternative rock". Login To Vote 93 0 You think you're in charge and you ain't.. Login To Vote 94 0 You thought the Brady Movies Were a piece of art Login To Vote 95 0 You try to convince others that you're engaged to the online image of Pamela Lee Login To Vote 96 0 You turn down Red Wings tickets so you can play interactive Dungeons and Dragons with some guy in Cleavland Login To Vote 97 0 Your contribution makes #1 on the Keepers of Lists Login To Vote 98 -1 All your clothes and accessories bought at "It's Geek to Me." Login To Vote 99 -1 All your phone calls start with 976. Login To Vote 100 -1 Argue, with friends, that your Explorer S.U.V. was built by Microsoft, NOT Ford Login To Vote 101 -1 Cliff Richards the best Login To Vote 102 -1 downloaded pix of Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson or Agent Scully Login To Vote 103 -1 Every morning you stand on your living room chair to raise your I.Q Login To Vote 104 -1 Going to Fall Comdex is the hilight of your year Login To Vote 105 -1 Hi Mom!! Login To Vote 106 -1 If you live in America Login To Vote 107 -1 You know what URL stands for Login To Vote 108 -1 YOU READ THIS LIST 15 TIMES EVERYDAY Login To Vote 109 -1 You use words like "groovy" and think you're cool. Login To Vote 110 -1 You vote for your own "list offering" Login To Vote 111 -1 You vote for yourself every 10 minutes and still can't make #1. Login To Vote 112 -1 You wash your hair every 2 weeks whether it needs it or not. Login To Vote 113 -1 You're my Geometry teacher Login To Vote 114 -1 You're often mistaken for Al Gore Login To Vote 115 -1 You've bookmarked this site. Login To Vote 116 -1 You've got an American Passport Login To Vote 117 -1 your .sig file consists of your "Geek Code Block" Login To Vote 118 -1 Your dog's name is Scotty. Login To Vote 119 -1 Your favorite food consists of white bread and Mayo. Login To Vote 120 -1 Your favorite Simpsons character is Ralph Wiggums...because you can relate to him. Login To Vote 121 -1 Your last girlfriend was inflatable. Login To Vote 122 -1 Your name is in Bill Gate's rolladex Login To Vote 123 -1 Your name is John Major. Login To Vote 124 -1 Your pocket protectors have pocket protectors. Login To Vote 125 -1 Your social life revolves around political conventions and computer solitaire Login To Vote 126 -1 Your wardrobe consists of free T-Shirts picked up at trade shows Login To Vote 127 -2 Holding your hand on heart whilst singing to the National Anthem Login To Vote 128 -2 I want my nose done like Michael Jackson Login To Vote 129 -2 If you have glasses bigger than your forehead Login To Vote 130 -2 if you idolise mariah carey and celine dion Login To Vote 131 -2 The words that the one next to you always wants to tell you. Login To Vote 132 -2 this Login To Vote 133 -2 What's a geek? Login To Vote 134 -2 When Hillary says so..... Login To Vote 135 -2 When you like Micheal Jackson Login To Vote 136 -2 When you live in America Login To Vote 137 -2 When you lose wars like Vietnam Login To Vote 138 -2 When you're you. Login To Vote 139 -2 When your name is Pres Billy Joe Jim Bob. Login To Vote 140 -2 You ain't had pussy since pussy had you. Login To Vote 141 -2 You believe fishing enriches your soul. Login To Vote 142 -2 you can tranzlate each and every offering on this list into latin Login To Vote 143 -2 You go to a football game and think a qaurter back is a refund! Login To Vote 144 -2 You grok grep. Login To Vote 145 -2 You have about 20 books on style and attitude and subscribe to 10 teen and fashion magazines and still can't seem to be cool. Login To Vote 146 -2 You like David Letterman Login To Vote 147 -2 You live with your parents Login To Vote 148 -2 You remember every WAR that the U.S. has won. Login To Vote 149 -2 You sing the national anthem with hand on heart Login To Vote 150 -2 You understand the guys you made fun of in high school. Login To Vote 151 -2 you want to have sex with the people at sarcan Login To Vote 152 -3 balls Login To Vote 153 -3 Eyeglasses. Login To Vote 154 -3 you want to be like roseanne barr Login To Vote 155 -3 Your favorite show: The McLaughlin Group. Login To Vote 156 -3 your idea of a good time is writing a 1000 word essay on alge Login To Vote 157 -3 Your lover has a tail. Login To Vote 158 -3 Your name is Stavros Manalakos Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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