| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 21 | "Days without injury" sign changed to "Best Minesweeper expert time" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 20 | You sat a mannequin at your desk for a week and no one noticed |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 19 | If all the pencils stuck in the ceiling ever fell down you'd be killed |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 15 | The coffee break is longer than actual work time |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 15 | You suddenly realize everyone else put mannequins at their desks too |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 14 | There is a 15 minute work break between coffee and lunch. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 14 | You can't remember what your job is, neither can anyone else and no one cares |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 12 | You replace your 'in' box with a paper shredder |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 11 | Playing Electronic Battleship is considered networking |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 11 | Your employees take breaks from Minesweeper to play Counterstrike |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 11 | Your year end review highlight is the day you sharpened your pencil. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 10 | Some dead guy got employee of the month. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 9 | No work, the entire day is spent fighting cubicle wars |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 7 | The most consistent output from you cubicle is from your trashbin |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 6 | You work for the DMV |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 5 | Files are sorted by going eeny meeny miny mo |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 3 | Playing cards is now considered file sorting |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 3 | Your desk has been moved to the hallway, in front of the vending machines |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 2 | Casual Friday is so casual no on bothers coming in |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 2 | The only entry in your agenda is your coffee break |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 1 | No one notices when the network is down |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 1 | You lost count of how many different solitares you have on you computer |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -1 | litter |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -1 | Your water cooler is filled with vodka |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -2 | Your keyboard has cobwebs. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -3 | Everyone called off on the same day and the company's stock rose 20 points |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -3 | Printer warranty does not cover pulverization by baseball bat |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -3 | Solitaire scores beginning to slip. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -4 | Boss can't get around to firing your lazy Ass |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -4 | Your boss catches you napping at your desk and snuggles up next to you |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -5 | praise allah |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -6 | people tell you you look like Homer |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -6 | You don't remember the last time anyone did anything |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -6 | You forward you phone to a chinese restraunt |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -7 | Still working on finishing thta article on the Eisenhower campaign |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -7 | Your 'OUT' Tray has been relabeled as the another 'IN' Tray |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -7 | "How could your manager's performance be improved?" "Move to North Dakota" |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -8 | The lady at the unemployment office knows all of your kids by name. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -8 | You've topped three of these lists this week alone. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -9 | waterbeds in all the cubicals |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -10 | it can't. it has to exist in order to improve |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -10 | You check keepers every day |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -10 | You've been relocated to the basement. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -11 | One bookmark: www.keeperoflists.org |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -11 | your 9th boss has been shot by enemies |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -11 | Your collection of pink slips is responsible for the Amazon's deforestation. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -12 | You include "increasing my Slashdot karma" on your results plan |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -12 | You work in a Ministry |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -14 | The HR department had to open another wing just to hold your personnel file. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -16 | pink slip on your desk |
List of January 26, 2004
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