| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 53 | Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year? |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 47 | If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 43 | Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad? |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 41 | If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 40 | Is there another word for synonym? |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 38 | Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 36 | If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 35 | If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 33 | Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 32 | If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 31 | WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 31 | Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 28 | Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire? |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 24 | What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on? |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 24 | Why is abbreviation such a long word? |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 23 | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 23 | If 'pro' is the opposite to 'con', is Congress the opposite to progress? |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 22 | Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 21 | Why there's a pair of panties but just one bra |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 20 | If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parkinglots? |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 19 | Why are the songs that get stuck in my head ALWAYS little kid songs????? |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 17 | how can there be multiple Final Fantasies |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 17 | If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 17 | Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 15 | How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 13 | When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they? |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 13 | why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 12 | If firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 12 | If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of??? |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 12 | who put an s in the word lisp |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 11 | Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carry shipments? |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 10 | How is it possible to have a civil war |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 10 | If you're an athiest and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury? |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 9 | How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 9 | if something was miss-spelled in a dictinary how would we know |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 9 | Why is a boxing ring square? |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 7 | . If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented? |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 6 | Where do all the missing socks go? |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 6 | Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there? |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 5 | . Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 5 | can vegitarians eat animal crackers |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 5 | How do I set my laser printer on stun |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 5 | how DO they get the ship in the bottle ?_? |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 5 | If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make, why is it still only worth a penny? |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 5 | Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 4 | If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 4 | If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 4 | Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live? |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 3 | f a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" |
| Login To Vote | 50 | 3 | If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?" |
| Login To Vote | 51 | 2 | Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? |
| Login To Vote | 52 | 2 | Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? |
| Login To Vote | 53 | 2 | If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? |
| Login To Vote | 54 | 2 | if the polish are called poles why arnt people from holland called holes |
| Login To Vote | 55 | 2 | Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once |
| Login To Vote | 56 | 2 | Why is it called tourist season if you cant shoot them? |
| Login To Vote | 57 | 1 | Do you need to use a silencer to shoot a mime?" |
| Login To Vote | 58 | 1 | if fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight |
| Login To Vote | 59 | 1 | Why is Greenland white? |
| Login To Vote | 60 | 0 | if you own your property can the government take it away? |
| Login To Vote | 61 | 0 | Why a goose and his wife are geese, but a moose and his wife aren't meese |
| Login To Vote | 62 | 0 | Why does "sh!t" mean something bad, but "the sh!t" means something good? |
| Login To Vote | 63 | 0 | Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color? |
| Login To Vote | 64 | 0 | With the High Cost of living, why does it remain so popular?" |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -1 | . Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -1 | Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -1 | How come the idiot is always in charge? |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -1 | If horrific is akin to horrible, why isn't terrific akin to terrible? |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -1 | if nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan? |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -1 | if pissed off postlmenare disgruntled, what are happy postmen? gruntled? |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -1 | Whose cruel idea was it to put an s in the word lisp? |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -2 | If air travel is so safe, why do they call it a "terminal"? |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -2 | If you marry yourself, are you gay? |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -2 | If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -2 | What is the definition of "is"? |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -2 | What makes the next sheet of tissue pop up when you take one? |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -2 | When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -2 | Why 6 times 9 = 42. |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -2 | Why are all hurricanes named after women? |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -3 | . If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter? |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -3 | If light makes color on something then where does the color go in the dark? |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -3 | In the wintertime,why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground? |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -3 | Where is Large Intestine Guy go? |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -3 | Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -4 | Do disabled toilets work as well as ordinary toilets? |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -4 | If all psychics know winning lottery numbers, why do they work? |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -4 | why we drive on parkways and park on driveways |
| Login To Vote | 88 | -5 | Who am I ? Why am I here ? Where are my pants? |
| Login To Vote | 89 | -5 | why do they call them fingers?,...ive never seen them fing before |
| Login To Vote | 90 | -5 | Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? |
| Login To Vote | 91 | -6 | do illiterate ppl get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? |
| Login To Vote | 92 | -6 | if dinosaurs once roamed the entire planet why aren't there fossils in my yard |
| Login To Vote | 93 | -6 | No matter where you go, there you are |
| Login To Vote | 94 | -6 | why are aliens allways green? |
| Login To Vote | 95 | -6 | why do men have nipples? |
| Login To Vote | 96 | -6 | "Oh My God They Killed Kenny" ...who is they? |
| Login To Vote | 97 | -7 | Can fish be gay? |
| Login To Vote | 98 | -7 | If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, does anyone care? |
| Login To Vote | 99 | -7 | what makes teflon stick to the pan? |
| Login To Vote | 100 | -7 | what was the guy thinking when he decided on "kumquat?" |
| Login To Vote | 101 | -8 | Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler |
| Login To Vote | 102 | -8 | If Cheese is made of milk why is it yellow? |
| Login To Vote | 103 | -8 | Why isn't monosyllabic? |
| Login To Vote | 104 | -9 | A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour |
| Login To Vote | 105 | -9 | Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live |
| Login To Vote | 106 | -9 | Do Chinese mothers feed their babies with toothpicks? |
| Login To Vote | 107 | -9 | if we're evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys are still alive? |
| Login To Vote | 108 | -9 | Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? |
| Login To Vote | 109 | -9 | Things To Ponder |
| Login To Vote | 110 | -10 | How could Bush be president if he got 200,000 less votes than Gore? |
| Login To Vote | 111 | -10 | How does a thermos flask know whether to keep the drinks cold or warm? |
| Login To Vote | 112 | -10 | if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? |
| Login To Vote | 113 | -10 | why does the word toilet contain the word "toil"? |
| Login To Vote | 114 | -11 | How does the snow plow driver go to work? |
| Login To Vote | 115 | -11 | How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
| Login To Vote | 116 | -11 | Why do I keep returning to the Keepers list site? |
| Login To Vote | 117 | -12 | How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on |
| Login To Vote | 118 | -13 | I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size? |
| Login To Vote | 119 | -13 | If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday? |
| Login To Vote | 120 | -13 | Why does Canada exist? |
| Login To Vote | 121 | -13 | Will you go to Hell for masturbating on Christmas (Christmasturbation)? |
| Login To Vote | 122 | -14 | Does North Dakota Exist? |
| Login To Vote | 123 | -14 | streetsign: "To the Braille Institute". Who's it for? |
| Login To Vote | 124 | -15 | Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open |
| Login To Vote | 125 | -15 | How a chubby black poor boy can grow up to be a skinny white rich woman |
| Login To Vote | 126 | -15 | how did they decide to eat whatever comes out of a chickens butt? |
| Login To Vote | 127 | -17 | Can this much masturbation be unhealthy? |
| Login To Vote | 128 | -17 | Why don't sheep expand to incredible sizes when it rains? |
| Login To Vote | 129 | -18 | Movie, based on a true story. Person based on...not there. |
| Login To Vote | 130 | -18 | shouldn't black people have white shadows |
| Login To Vote | 131 | -18 | Why is it so fun to play with your toes? |
| Login To Vote | 132 | -19 | if non-fictional books are real, then why are they written by someone else? |
| Login To Vote | 133 | -19 | What do you call a muslim wannabe black? |
| Login To Vote | 134 | -19 | Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? |
| Login To Vote | 135 | -20 | Why don't we feed the homeless to the hungry? |
| Login To Vote | 136 | -21 | If God meant for me to touch my knees, He would have put 'em higher on my body |
| Login To Vote | 137 | -21 | is there really a dog? |
| Login To Vote | 138 | -22 | why do sober people die, but drunk people live? |
| Login To Vote | 139 | -22 | Will tomorrow be a listless day ... |
| Login To Vote | 140 | -23 | Her Navel |
| Login To Vote | 141 | -24 | The Smell of of your Office Chair |
| Login To Vote | 142 | -28 | Days remaining til the Olsen Twins are legal |
| Login To Vote | 143 | -29 | Is a castrated pig disgruntled? |
| Login To Vote | 144 | -29 | Why did I wake up in a dumpster with no underwear and bruises around my crotch |
| Login To Vote | 145 | -29 | Why I Got Married |
| Login To Vote | 146 | -32 | how can I see Jessica Alba naked in person? |
| Login To Vote | 147 | -36 | 1. why do we say somthing is whack what is whack |
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