| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 32 | When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 28 | If the enemy is within range, so are you. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 28 | Try not to look important; the enemy may be low on ammo. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 27 | Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer . |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 25 | Never Invade Russia In The Middle Of Winter |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 24 | If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 23 | A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 23 | Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 23 | Point the little end of the gun at the guys you want to die. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 23 | Rape, Pillage, then Burn --> in that order only |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 22 | Always use teamwork; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 22 | If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 21 | Nukes are not short-range weapons |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 20 | Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 17 | Don't Die for your country; Make the other guys die for theirs! |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 16 | Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 16 | Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 16 | The enemy attacks on two occasions: when they're ready and you're not |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 13 | Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they can't see you. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 13 | There is no such thing as friendly fire. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 11 | If at first you don't succeed, bomb disposal probably isn't for you. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 11 | Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 11 | The easy way is always mined. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 11 | The winner gets to write the rules. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 11 | There is no bullet with your name on it, They are all addressed to "Occupant" |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 10 | If they can't get in you can't get out |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 10 | tracers work both ways |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 10 | When you capture the spy don't tell him the plan, just kill him! |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 9 | All 5 second grenade fuses burn in 3 seconds. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 9 | Do not fight a land war in Asia. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 8 | Never pick a fight with someone more desperate than yourself |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 8 | "Friendly-Fire" isn't |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 7 | Rule No. 1: Win. |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 7 | Shoot first; don't ask questions. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 7 | Shooting in the back is allowed |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 6 | Only attack profitable countries |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 6 | What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 6 | When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 5 | A retreating enemy is actually just falling back and regrouping. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 5 | The more incompetent the leader is, the more important the mission is. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 5 | The winner gets to write the history books |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 4 | When trying to get nuke to release from plane: don't sit on it |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 3 | Accuse enemies of possesing WMDs while you yourself have 1,000s of ICBMs. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 3 | When the other guy throws a grenade, pull the pin and throw it back. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 2 | Rule No. 2: Cheat. |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 2 | the side still living wins |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 2 | You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 0 | If it's stupid, but it works- it isn't stupid. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 0 | This is my wepon, this is my gun, this is for fight'n, this is for fun. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -1 | If you can get the other suckers to think there are rules you can get them good |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -1 | Thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting. |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -2 | Don't get into a foxhole with someone braver than yourself |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -2 | Drop the pin, throw the grenade |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -2 | Everyone must have matching outfits before shots can be fired. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -2 | If there are no witnesses, it didn't happen. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -3 | Always aim for the hopeful young boy, never his world-weary superior. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -3 | Never invade a country that's more than 5000 miles away |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -3 | No tag-backs |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -3 | Prisoners of war must be de-liced in front of a TV camera. |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -4 | Don't ask, don't tell |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -4 | Speak softly and always drive around in an M1A2 Abrams |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -6 | dont f*ck the hot dead civilian |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -6 | When you see a mime shoot it (also good when you are not at war) |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -7 | Magazines mean amunition |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -8 | 1) Shoot at the guys with rags on their heads |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -8 | Always remember that main characters can take more hits. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -8 | Don't tick off the United States of America ... again |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -8 | One word NUKE |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -9 | Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -9 | Rule #1: there are no rules. |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -9 | The country with the best Germans wins. |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -10 | Don't fire until you see the wax in their ears |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -10 | Look unimportant; enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste it. |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -11 | Always Take Over France |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -11 | Dont pick up the soap |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -12 | The slow blade penetrates the shield |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -12 | There are no rules. |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -12 | There are rules? Really? |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -14 | Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -14 | There Can Be Only One |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -15 | kill everyone who doesnt look, act, think, or smell like you |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -17 | Take the hills.. Grab'em and squeeze'em. |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -18 | Don't rush... or at least say "kekeke" when you do. |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -18 | Shoot first, ask questions later |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -20 | "Kill them all, God will know his own" |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -21 | Show me your bolt action soldier |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -24 | If they are brown, shoot em! |
List of January 17, 2004
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