| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 26 | Medical studies have proven you can still live with only one lung. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 26 | Smoking creates thousands of jobs for the health industry every year. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 23 | This is only one of hundreds of products that are slowly killing you. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 17 | Most forms of cancer are treatable, at least for a while. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 13 | Exercise. Eat right. Die anyway. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 13 | Secondhand smoke only affects those who might breath it. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 11 | 3 times less likely to kill you than jumping the grand canyon! |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | You know you could quit if you really wanted to. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 8 | Failure to smoke cigarettes can cause old age |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 8 | First hand smoking is safer than second hand smoking, buy now! |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 8 | Smoking helps you lose weight |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 8 | Warning: Quitting smoking greatly increases the occurance of cellulite |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 6 | Refusing to inhale drastically reduces risk of lung cancer. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 6 | Warning: Smoking cigarettes may make you amazingly attractive . |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 6 | Warning: Smoking may add up to 3 inches to your penis |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 5 | .White ink on white background |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 5 | Smoking, like everything else, may cause cancer. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 5 | Warning:You May Enjoy These |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 5 | What else are you going to do after sex? |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 4 | Cigarettes May Cause Sexiness an/or Infertility |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 4 | MAY cause disease...may |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | Warning: Smoking will make you too cool for the other kids |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 4 | yeah sure smoking kills and so will your wife |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 3 | Cauton: smoking cigarettes has been known to cause smoke in rooms. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 3 | Quitting smoking now highly reduces your risk of being SEXY |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 3 | Recent studies have shown that smoking increases penis size. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 3 | Warning surgeon general determined crazy yesterday |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 3 | Warning: Doctors who smoke are hypocrites |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 3 | Warning: Smoking cigarettes increases your need for friends over the age of 18. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 2 | Smokers are at least doing their bit to slow down the obesity epidemic. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 2 | There are no side effects from our product. (The Jedi mind trick warning.) |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 1 | May be requested following sex. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 0 | Better for your nostrils than coke. |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -1 | Warning Smoking may follow sex. |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -2 | Sure, it kills a bunch of people annually, but nobody really liked them anyway |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -2 | Warning uncontrolled coolness may occur when smoking. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -3 | Smoking covers up the smell of your farts. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -3 | tastes better than spinage |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -3 | Warning Smoking may increase you IQ |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -5 | Caution; Not smoking is known to cause the penis to shrink in males |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -5 | Smoking will cause your death but you'll look so cool |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -5 | Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking can Greatly Improve your Popularity. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -5 | Tobacco is hazardous to your health, but at least it doesnt kill brain cells |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -5 | Warning the only way to stop the craving for smoking is to smoke more. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -5 | WARNING: smoking will make you so sexy that random people will try disrobe you |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -5 | Warning: The Surgeon General is a lying,impotent,Nazi |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -6 | best ways to have sex |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -6 | Smoking is good for your health 40 a day keeps the doctor away. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -6 | Smoking may cause you to move to North Dakota |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -6 | There are much better things to do with your mouth than smoke |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -6 | To smoke is to commit suicide slowly. But hey, you are not in a hurry. |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -6 | Warning: not smoking will turn you into a friendless, dateless, pale loser |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -7 | (on a pack) You bought the pack, so you probably don't care |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -7 | Warning: Smoking cigarettes may cause laryngitis in Don Henley. |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -7 | Warning: Smoking Cigarettes does not cause cancer. We were kidding about that. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -8 | Smoking will induce drugs that makes men penis size dramatically smaller |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -8 | To receive the FREE Powerpuff Girls plushie, have an adult call... |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -8 | Warning: Smoking while pregnant greatly increases proof of stupidity |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -8 | Warning: Tobacco built this country, we aint goin nowhere, suckas! |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -9 | Note to Denis Leary thanking him for keeping the companies afloat. |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -9 | Warning: This product will make you grossly unpopular, sad, and will kill you. |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -10 | caution: not for smoking j/k :) |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -12 | Surround yourself in a shroud of mystery. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -14 | Medical tests to cannot prove smoking is a teeth-staining, smelly, pukey habit. |
List of March 26, 2004
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