| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 50 | I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 45 | Frosty the Hitman |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 32 | I have an irregular heartbeat, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 30 | "12 Daze of Christmas" (drunk versioon, funny!) -Fay McKay |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 29 | It's beginning to look a lot like prison! |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 27 | On the First Day of Christmas...I maxed out my credit card |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 26 | I Came Upon a Midnight Queer |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 25 | Deck the Halls with Gasoline, tra la la la etc. Light a match and watch it gleam, tra la la la la la la la ,watch the school burn to ashes, tra la la etc. ,aren't you glad you played with matches. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 22 | Jingle bells, Shotgun shells, Sister ran away, O what fun it is to ride in a stolen Chevrolet... |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 19 | I Blame it on a Midnight Beer |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 17 | Bill Gates roasting on an open fire |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 17 | Santa Claus is Gunning You Down |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 17 | Silent Fart |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 15 | rudolph the badass reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 14 | Frosty My Dopeman |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 14 | I'll be in jail for Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 13 | Deck the Halls With Links of Sausage |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 12 | I'll get some for Christmas. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 11 | Santa Claus Is Scammin' The Town |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 10 | grandpa got run over by a beer truck |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 10 | Randolf the rabid reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 9 | Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 9 | Jingle Bells Mortar shells VC in the grass...... |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 8 | The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 7 | I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Clause! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 6 | A Child is Born, But He Ain't Mine |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 6 | Stalin the Red-Faced Dictator |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 5 | daddy got bent over by a big queer |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 5 | Ho Ho Hoes |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 5 | Joy to the world, the teacher's dead! |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 4 | Rudolph the crack fiend reindeer had a very shiny nose |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 4 | Rudolph the incest Reindeer, Had some really funny toes |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 3 | how to catch santa in abear trap and get ALL the presents (remix) |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 3 | Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 3 | santa got gunned down in harlem |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 2 | I'll Be Homeless for Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 1 | jingle bells vietnam smells, charlie on the way |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 1 | santa converted this christmas and other hanakuh favorites |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 1 | The Jingle Bell Macarena |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 1 | We're dreaming of a white Christmas (high times addition) |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 1 | Whose child is this? |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 1 | Yule Shoot Your Eye Out- Fall Out Boy |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 0 | 2 elves a jolly old fat man and a pound of blow |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -1 | Deck the halls with boughts of Prozac, Fa la la la la, la la la la |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -1 | I saw Elmo tickling Santa Claus.... |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -2 | cookin sata in the chimney tonight |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -2 | Father Christmas give us your money |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -4 | "Grandma Got Run Over, By A Reindeer" |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -4 | Frosty, The Tall Cool Mug O'Beer |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -4 | Grandma got revenge on that damn reindeer, with pa's shotgun as she smiled |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -4 | I'm dreaming of a White Trash Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -5 | 99 Cartons of Egg Nog On The Wall |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -5 | Please, Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -5 | Silent Nightmare |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -5 | south park version of the dreydl song (or s that hannukah) |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -5 | Your Love Ran Down My Leg and Now Your Gone |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -6 | "Dashing through the fray, with a double-bitted axe...oh what fun it is to sing a slaying song tonite!" |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -6 | Do They Know It's Chanukah? |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -6 | JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN LAID AN EGG THE BATMOBLIE LOST A WHEEL AND JOKER GOT A WAY HEY! |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -6 | Satan says he's coming to town |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -6 | Simpsons Christmas Boogie |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -6 | The restroom door said Gentlemen |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -7 | I saw Clinton kissing Mrs. Claus...underneath the Christmas tree last night. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -7 | I saw Mommy in bed with Santa |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -7 | Police stole my car |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -7 | santa claus is "torching' the town |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -8 | enter the sandman |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -8 | Get Your Dreidel On |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -8 | Santa Claus ain't no cracker...he's just like me only blacker! |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -8 | The Twelve Rounds with Tyson |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -8 | Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -9 | deak the the sandwiches with lots of mayiones |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -9 | Randolph, the Three-Legged Cowboy |
| Login To Vote | 74 | -9 | Rudolph, the Brown Nosed Reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 75 | -9 | Yesterday I found out Santa was Gay! |
| Login To Vote | 76 | -10 | 12 days of listening to the kids whine about what they want |
| Login To Vote | 77 | -10 | grandma'll be dead for Christmas, wait and see |
| Login To Vote | 78 | -10 | I Should have F*cked Ol' Whats Her Name |
| Login To Vote | 79 | -10 | Rudolph Hess, The Red Nosed Nazi |
| Login To Vote | 80 | -10 | Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year |
| Login To Vote | 81 | -10 | Santa Killed My Dog, and Kissed My Wife |
| Login To Vote | 82 | -11 | 12 annoying verses of Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 83 | -11 | Black Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 84 | -11 | Deck the Halls With Bits of Charley |
| Login To Vote | 85 | -11 | Jingle balls, Jingle balls, Jingle All The Way!! |
| Login To Vote | 86 | -11 | Rodolph the green-tailed billy goat |
| Login To Vote | 87 | -11 | Rudolph the One Striped Private |
| Login To Vote | 88 | -11 | Rudolph the Red-nosed Wino |
| Login To Vote | 89 | -11 | Walking in a nuclear holocaust... |
| Login To Vote | 90 | -11 | we ate rudolph the rednosed reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 91 | -11 | We three pigs of brick, wood, and stick. We bring love to get Jesus a chick. |
| Login To Vote | 92 | -12 | 99 Fruitcakes at the Mall |
| Login To Vote | 93 | -12 | grandma got ran over by a cavolier |
| Login To Vote | 94 | -12 | Kathy Lee is coming to town! |
| Login To Vote | 95 | -12 | O'Sober Night |
| Login To Vote | 96 | -12 | The First Meow |
| Login To Vote | 97 | -13 | 12 Days of Christmas by the Mackenzie Brothers |
| Login To Vote | 98 | -13 | Carol of the Drunk and Inebriated |
| Login To Vote | 99 | -13 | Carol of the Smells |
| Login To Vote | 100 | -13 | Chanukahrena |
| Login To Vote | 101 | -13 | Christmas at Ground Zero |
| Login To Vote | 102 | -13 | im sitting on a burning log |
| Login To Vote | 103 | -13 | Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator |
| Login To Vote | 104 | -14 | 100 bottles of beer on the wall....99..98 bottles of beer....87..86.....nobodys knows the ending....whatever |
| Login To Vote | 105 | -14 | Fleas on my Dad |
| Login To Vote | 106 | -14 | frosty the hoe havin man |
| Login To Vote | 107 | -14 | I Saw Mommy Disin' Santa Claus |
| Login To Vote | 108 | -14 | Joy to the Federation of Planets |
| Login To Vote | 109 | -14 | Kiss Me I'm Coming |
| Login To Vote | 110 | -14 | You'd better give up on Christmas this year, Can't have fun with relatives here, Sam and Rose are coming to town. They'er bringin' their kids to add to your fun, stayin' ten days you thought it was one, Sam and Rose are coming to town. You better loc |
| Login To Vote | 111 | -15 | Off Of The Housetop |
| Login To Vote | 112 | -15 | Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. |
| Login To Vote | 113 | -15 | The World 6 ("Ice Land") map theme from Super Mario Bros. 3 |
| Login To Vote | 114 | -15 | walkin' round in women's underwear |
| Login To Vote | 115 | -15 | We three kings of orient are tired of this song |
| Login To Vote | 116 | -16 | ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (extended version) |
| Login To Vote | 117 | -16 | Deck the school with gasoline |
| Login To Vote | 118 | -16 | Randolph the Red Gun Cowboy |
| Login To Vote | 119 | -17 | I have a little Dreidel, I made it out of clay |
| Login To Vote | 120 | -17 | The Slay Song |
| Login To Vote | 121 | -17 | We Three Pings |
| Login To Vote | 122 | -18 | Christmas at Ground Zero |
| Login To Vote | 123 | -18 | Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la |
| Login To Vote | 124 | -18 | Jingle Bells |
| Login To Vote | 125 | -18 | Ma'oz Tzur Yeshuati, Lecha Na'eh Leshabe'ach |
| Login To Vote | 126 | -18 | Waltzing In A Winter Wonderland |
| Login To Vote | 127 | -19 | Hark, the Herald Angel Paged |
| Login To Vote | 128 | -19 | Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus... |
| Login To Vote | 129 | -19 | Jiggle butt, jiggle butt, jiggle butt not a rock!! |
| Login To Vote | 130 | -19 | O Little Bankamericard in debt to thee we lie! For the plastic trees and all the things that make our holiday.... |
| Login To Vote | 131 | -19 | Ring my Jingle Bell |
| Login To Vote | 132 | -19 | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cultist |
| Login To Vote | 133 | -19 | Sie ginds comt de stoomboot uit Spanje weer aan |
| Login To Vote | 134 | -20 | Anti Claus is coming to town... he sees you when you are sleeping... |
| Login To Vote | 135 | -20 | Bingle Jells |
| Login To Vote | 136 | -20 | Deck the Halls with Gasoline |
| Login To Vote | 137 | -20 | I'm Dreaming of a Lite Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 138 | -20 | Jingle Bells..Batman Smells..The Joker Laid An Egg... |
| Login To Vote | 139 | -20 | Little Rock Drummer Boy |
| Login To Vote | 140 | -20 | Liver Smells |
| Login To Vote | 141 | -21 | Black Jack the One-armed Bandit |
| Login To Vote | 142 | -21 | Jingle Shells |
| Login To Vote | 143 | -21 | on the twelve days of christmas sayed "I have to pee" |
| Login To Vote | 144 | -22 | I'm Dreaming of a Wide-load Christmas |
| Login To Vote | 145 | -22 | Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? |
| Login To Vote | 146 | -23 | oh all ye faithful |
| Login To Vote | 147 | -23 | On Top of Old Smokey |
| Login To Vote | 148 | -24 | Rudolph the d reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 149 | -24 | Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear. |
| Login To Vote | 150 | -24 | santa's getting for the reindeer |
| Login To Vote | 151 | -28 | Silent Night |
List of December 20, 1996
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