| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 35 | Dye your pool water blood red. Float a mannequin face-down in it. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 28 | Always put on a surgical mask when talking to them |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 26 | Use a scythe to trim the lawn |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 22 | Decorate yard with headstones instead of statues |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 21 | Add red food coloring to sprinkler system |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 19 | Use body bags for yard clippings |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 18 | Place a "bloody" palm print just above your front doorknob |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 18 | Train rats to take out the trash |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 17 | Only enter and exit the house via windows |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 16 | Bury your old rug in the backyard at 3am in the rain |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 15 | Chant in your yard every morning/night at 7:06 |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 15 | Start digging graves marked with your neighbours names placed beside them. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 14 | Re enact a different gruesome murder for them each night |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 13 | Tell them how all the other families that lived there died |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 12 | Paint a giant eyeball on your wall and deny it's existance when you talk |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 11 | Practice throwing knives at pictures of them glued on your fence |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 9 | Change your apartment number to #666 |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 9 | Stop wearing pants |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 8 | Install a camera pointed in their window and project the result on the wall |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 8 | Mow crop circles in your lawn |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 7 | Make really loud sex noises while playing the computer's applause sound effect |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 6 | Don't wear clothes inside your house, ever |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 6 | Have Wiccan rituals on the front lawn. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 6 | Knife Blade Windchime |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 6 | leave dead animals on their front lawn with bloody messages attached |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 6 | Thank them by tossing unused Jehovah's Witnesses at them |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 5 | Ask them if they would like to share your herpes with them |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 5 | audio tapes of goats screaming, coming from your basement |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 5 | have a black van regularly load bags into your house, deny this |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 5 | laugh hysterically after saying you would love to have them for dinner sometime |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 5 | only enter and leave the house after midnight |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 5 | Paint a window with a person holding binoculars on the side of your house |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 5 | sneak around the neighborhood in full nija costume in broad daylight |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 4 | place a small plastic skeleton in a half dug hole in your yard |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 3 | have song and dance routines on your roof at 4 am |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 3 | hit on the wife right in front of the husband |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 3 | Instead of fuzzy dice, hang a dead chicken from your car's rear view mirror |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 3 | Introduce Salem to them - explain that she was recently deceased |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 3 | lick your lips every time you are near their cat |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 3 | pretend to be holding back evil laughter as you offer them cookies |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 3 | "The Voices dont trust you." |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 2 | Fill your front yard with cockroaches impaled on toothpicks |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 2 | Walk around in full robe and shaved head, muttering about finding sacrifices |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 1 | go streaking in the day light |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 1 | Goose step around your yard while signing Deutschland Uberalles |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 1 | Hand body shaped sacks from ropes near the curtains so they can see the shadow. |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 1 | Instead of fuzzy dice, hang a shrunken head from your car's rearview mirror. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -1 | Threaten to rip out his large intestine. |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -2 | Ask them if they've heard the good news about Jesus |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -2 | Spray paint your backyard grass blood red. |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -2 | strip naked |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -5 | If they are at least semi comic-literate... change your name to Johnny C. |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -6 | Fertilize the lawn with cat food |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -6 | Use "crow-friendly" landscaping |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -7 | Paint over your curb-side address with the numbers "666" |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -11 | Invite MAgeKhet to live there for a few weeks. The neighbors will move away. |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -12 | Place an upside-down crucifix in your front window |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -15 | Have Jarody come by every day with a full blood-soaked grocery bag |
List of September 2, 2004
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