| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 49 | One lone "Good Guy" can defeat an infinite number of "Bad Guys" |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 42 | Make sure you eat all the food you find on the ground |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 42 | Piloting vehicles is easy and requires no training |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 42 | Shoot everything, if it blows up or dies it was bad |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 36 | Don't worry if you vehicle explodes, a new one will appear in its place |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 34 | All women wear revealing clothing and have Great bodies |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 34 | If it dies...it disappears |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 33 | Pushing other vehicles off the road is not punishable by law |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 31 | If it moves, Destroy it! |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 29 | Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 28 | If your hurt just drink a health potion and you'll be fine |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 28 | Shooting your friends have no effect at all |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 24 | Food can heal any type of wound, no matter how bad. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 22 | All advisaries can be overcome with enough quarters |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 21 | A new pair of boots will make you run faster or jump higher |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 21 | Eating mushrooms can make you taller |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 21 | If you get mad enough, you can fight even better |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 21 | you Never run out of ammo...just grenades |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 19 | Don't let the giant ape steal your girlfriend. Chase him with hammers. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 18 | picking stuff up is easy just walk over it |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 18 | There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 17 | Only you can get shot several times, while everyone else dies. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 17 | You can get shot many times and still run around like nothing happened. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 16 | eating green mushrooms give you one more life |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 16 | Monkeys love to throw barrels |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 16 | You can always just walk into complete strangers houses |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 15 | If you die, you'll come back to life in the center of town |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 15 | it's only a dangerous situation if an ominous sounding music is playing |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 15 | Jumping off a 5+ story building on your skate board will get you a high score. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 13 | Enemys always put highly-explosive barrels near the places they are guarding |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 12 | a 12 guage shotgun is best for close range with dead zombies (or look dead) |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 12 | A thousand-to-one odds is Not a problem |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 12 | dim witted security guards can't see glowing green goggles in the dark |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 12 | If you die you can just start over |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 12 | people who are really big can take several clips worth of bullets |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 11 | all evil beings are ugly |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 11 | I have 3 lives left. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 11 | Must Save Princess |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 11 | That a single person can overthrow a whole army of aliens or anything else. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 10 | if u press buttons in a certain combonation, you can be invincible |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 10 | If you perform a kickass move, chances are you wont do it again |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 9 | Double Jump gets you over the bigger gaps |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 9 | most animals can walk on two feet |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 8 | Even a small guy can hold 324 weapons at the same time. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 8 | Never stand to close to a man with a rocket launcher |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 7 | hedgehogs are the fastest creatures alive blue ones and black ones don't agree |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 7 | We only live three times. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 7 | Your friends never die, no matter how many times they are shot |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 6 | Drivers who are behind you can go as fast as they need to to catch up. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | 6 | Everything is worth points. Everything. |
| Login To Vote | 51 | 6 | Game over just means you have to get off your a$$ and press reset |
| Login To Vote | 52 | 6 | guns are the answer |
| Login To Vote | 53 | 6 | try try again until your mad and then turn off the game |
| Login To Vote | 54 | 6 | Use keys to open doors |
| Login To Vote | 55 | 5 | anyone can succede with the invincibility cheat. |
| Login To Vote | 56 | 5 | Being killed 99% will not affect your ability to fight |
| Login To Vote | 57 | 5 | If it seems quiet, then they are only waiting for you around the next corner |
| Login To Vote | 58 | 5 | If you grab a feather, you get this neat cape and outfit. |
| Login To Vote | 59 | 4 | A blue shirt can make you breathe underwater |
| Login To Vote | 60 | 4 | A red shirt makes you resistant to fire. |
| Login To Vote | 61 | 4 | eat any flower you see on fire and you glow red and throw fireballs |
| Login To Vote | 62 | 4 | Giant yellow chickens are hard as hell to catch |
| Login To Vote | 63 | 4 | If you fall in a hole, you reapper in the doorway |
| Login To Vote | 64 | 4 | Never stand near barrels, they can easily explode |
| Login To Vote | 65 | 4 | No one pays attention to the guy holding the rocket launcher. |
| Login To Vote | 66 | 3 | All airships are pioleted by men named Cid |
| Login To Vote | 67 | 3 | All I really need is a BFG 9000 and plenty of ammo |
| Login To Vote | 68 | 3 | Doors always open from both sides |
| Login To Vote | 69 | 3 | Goth kids all want to destroy the world. Exception- goth GIRLS, who want sex. |
| Login To Vote | 70 | 3 | Hores are the best way to kill off an army of infinite evil people or hostiles! |
| Login To Vote | 71 | 3 | If dead just restart from your last save point. :- |
| Login To Vote | 72 | 3 | oh well atleast if i die i have another 2 or 3 lifes to live |
| Login To Vote | 73 | 3 | There's always a Self-Destruct mode somewhere. |
| Login To Vote | 74 | 2 | "Damn you, you Spoony Bard!" |
| Login To Vote | 75 | 2 | any high voted items came off a shirt |
| Login To Vote | 76 | 2 | Fire in the background won't harm you, but a flamethrower will. |
| Login To Vote | 77 | 2 | no matter how many times you try you cant kill those gaurds |
| Login To Vote | 78 | 2 | Zombies will persist until you blow their heads off. |
| Login To Vote | 79 | 1 | A boss can take a thousand head shots, but his underlings can only take one. |
| Login To Vote | 80 | 1 | A building will always stay intact, even if you launch a grenade at it. |
| Login To Vote | 81 | 1 | A wrecked car can take a million bullets, but a crate can only take three. |
| Login To Vote | 82 | 1 | All FPS characters have OCD; they MUST reload before even using melee. |
| Login To Vote | 83 | 1 | All your base are belong to us |
| Login To Vote | 84 | 1 | Even if you're a rookie, you only need a few seconds to reload or swap weapons. |
| Login To Vote | 85 | 1 | How to defeat the Monkey Men and save the 9th demention |
| Login To Vote | 86 | 1 | if i cant hack it apart i can damn sure blow it up |
| Login To Vote | 87 | 1 | If you move while looking at a map, you won't trip over anything along the way. |
| Login To Vote | 88 | 1 | If you swap weapons and swap back, that weapon will now have a full clip. |
| Login To Vote | 89 | 1 | If you're set on fire, standing under a leaking shower head will put it out. |
| Login To Vote | 90 | 1 | Some people make the same grunts and screams when taking damage. |
| Login To Vote | 91 | 1 | The sexiest women are always the most deadly. |
| Login To Vote | 92 | 1 | Water opposes Lightning, but not Fire. |
| Login To Vote | 93 | 1 | When you're in training, ammo and health magically replenish. |
| Login To Vote | 94 | 1 | You can always see EXACTLY where you aim, even if the gun's to your right. |
| Login To Vote | 95 | 1 | You can carry all sorts of weapons on your back without losing speed. |
| Login To Vote | 96 | 1 | You can climb up and down ladders using just your legs, allowing you to shoot. |
| Login To Vote | 97 | 1 | You can view your radar while having both hands on your weapon. |
| Login To Vote | 98 | 1 | You don't need time to apply first aid that you find; walking over it will do. |
| Login To Vote | 99 | 1 | You must find a key for every locked door, even cheap wooden ones. |
| Login To Vote | 100 | 1 | You must find a key for every locked door, even if it's made of wood. |
| Login To Vote | 101 | 0 | buy everything in the store no matter how expensive it is |
| Login To Vote | 102 | 0 | If you shoot your friend, its ok, allies dont count. |
| Login To Vote | 103 | 0 | Whenever big mean fat guys are about to die, they flash red and yellow |
| Login To Vote | 104 | -1 | Shooting up your teammates will not make them shoot you. |
| Login To Vote | 105 | -2 | Grinding is not just a sexual referrence or dance anymore |
| Login To Vote | 106 | -3 | Shotguns are good and there is ALWAYS ammo nearby |
| Login To Vote | 107 | -6 | Enemys always but highly-explosive barrels near the places they are guarding |
| Login To Vote | 108 | -7 | there is a on and off switch |
| Login To Vote | 109 | -17 | All weapon are operated by pressing X or R1 respectively |
List of September 3, 2004
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