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	Top 90 Signs You May Be A Terrorist By kd7mxi
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	Total List Votes: 37 Overall List Rank: 7.5676 out of 10

Yea Nay Rank Votes Login To Vote 1 37 A million dollar cruise missile just blew up your $5 tent Login To Vote 2 34 You end every sentence with, "Or somebody dies" Login To Vote 3 29 You recently exploded on a crowded bus. Login To Vote 4 27 A 'pest control' company has stationed a van outside you house for a month Login To Vote 5 26 You asked the driving instructor to teach you how to drive but not how to park. Login To Vote 6 24 Notice your backpack only contains ball bearings and black powder. Login To Vote 7 21 You own a box cutter, a laser pointer, and a small nuclear bomb. Login To Vote 8 19 You are currently residing in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Login To Vote 9 17 You have Osama on speed dial. Login To Vote 10 12 You were featured on that "Iraqi Most Wanted" deck of playing cards Login To Vote 11 11 You own a pair of exploding shoes Login To Vote 12 9 The United States government refuses to negotiate with you. Login To Vote 13 9 Your business card says "Terror engineer" Login To Vote 14 7 Osama calls your house hourly to check on the "mission" Login To Vote 15 7 You are a card-carrying member of Al Qaeda Login To Vote 16 7 You won Al Qaeda's Terrorist-Of-The-Year award. Login To Vote 17 6 Your favorite holiday is September 11. Login To Vote 18 5 You start multiple Jihads Login To Vote 19 3 Ryder asks if you want the "Destroyed in a massive explosion" waiver Login To Vote 20 3 You Declare Jihad on the person who is messing around with your girlfriend Login To Vote 21 3 You vacation at Bush's Ranch Login To Vote 22 2 when your friend takes your mentos and you chase him down with a shot gun Login To Vote 23 2 You always kill someone by pulling out their large intestine. Login To Vote 24 2 You and your brother agree to split your 144 virgins based on kill counts. Login To Vote 25 2 You disagree with W - no, wait, there couldn't be that many terrorists. Login To Vote 26 1 You get a Christmas card from Osama Login To Vote 27 1 You manipulate people by making them fearful. Login To Vote 28 1 You think election reform should be accomplished with a car bomb Login To Vote 29 1 your DJ name is "DJ Jazzy mawhock-mavar" Login To Vote 30 1 Your infidel kill count recently entered the double digits Login To Vote 31 0 You live in a country that has oil. Login To Vote 32 -1 You don't know the difference between your and you're when typing Login To Vote 33 -1 You have studied the bus schedule and know when the bus is most crowded. Login To Vote 34 -1 You hope the Iraq war hasn't caused a shortage of virgins in heaven. Login To Vote 35 -1 You threaten to kill an American if he doesn't give you his lunch money. Login To Vote 36 -2 The TSA has you picture hanging at every airport Login To Vote 37 -2 You hate freedom. Login To Vote 38 -2 You have more than 3 magnetic ribbons on your trunk lid Login To Vote 39 -2 you live in a cave Login To Vote 40 -2 You prefer it when people call you a "freedom fighter". Login To Vote 41 -2 You put excessive postage on your boxes of wire and modeling clay Login To Vote 42 -2 Your only news source is Fox, CNN OR Jon Stewart Login To Vote 43 -3 You avoid military targets. Login To Vote 44 -3 You grab a teddy bear from your 6-year-old hostage Login To Vote 45 -3 You live within the "axis of evil" Login To Vote 46 -3 your country was just invaded Login To Vote 47 -4 The FBI has a stakeout across the street Login To Vote 48 -5 George Bush bothers you more than the average American Login To Vote 49 -5 Your name is Bush Login To Vote 50 -6 Your favorite list is "Top 42 pet names to give to your virgins". Login To Vote 51 -6 You're a Republican Login To Vote 52 -6 You're Saddam Login To Vote 53 -7 you support llah Login To Vote 54 -7 you support saddam Login To Vote 55 -7 You worry about a pesky little thing called the Constitution. Login To Vote 56 -7 Your term paper for quantum physics was about nuclear bombs. Login To Vote 57 -7 You're John Ashcroft Login To Vote 58 -8 your a hippy Login To Vote 59 -9 allah Login To Vote 60 -9 Have an opinion like HeatherBud Login To Vote 61 -9 you burn flags Login To Vote 62 -9 your a flag burner Login To Vote 63 -10 Anthrax is not to be substituted for salt Login To Vote 64 -10 Osama bin Ladin sent you a Christmas Card Login To Vote 65 -10 PmS Login To Vote 66 -11 You are the only senator who voted against the PATRIOT Act. Login To Vote 67 -11 You think your Bush! Login To Vote 68 -13 Civil liberties erode; Publisher's Clearinghouse says "You have already won" Login To Vote 69 -13 You disagree with anything that Dumbya Bush said. Login To Vote 70 -13 you not from america Login To Vote 71 -14 you hate all humans Login To Vote 72 -14 You're dead Login To Vote 73 -15 Your name is on the Declaration of Independance Login To Vote 74 -15 You're alternate personality won't tell you about Project Mayham Login To Vote 75 -16 you are a democrat Login To Vote 76 -18 Election fraud concerns you. Login To Vote 77 -18 prefer protesting in new york and moving 2 canada to voting in the key state Login To Vote 78 -18 you like protesting instead if voting Login To Vote 79 -18 You're from Iraq Login To Vote 80 -19 you support allah instead of god Login To Vote 81 -21 You miss the checks and balances that the US gov't used to have Login To Vote 82 -22 You're French Login To Vote 83 -23 You aren't sure whether the assassination of Bush would be a bad thing. Login To Vote 84 -23 your a protestor Login To Vote 85 -24 your a democrat Login To Vote 86 -25 random visitors come over your house Login To Vote 87 -26 you hate your life Login To Vote 88 -26 your moving to canada Login To Vote 89 -29 your from canada Login To Vote 90 -30 you dont own a phone Please Login to add your own items Joining our humble order is fast and FREE!

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