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	Top 26 Signs You Have A Badass Stereo By Anonymous
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	Total List Votes: 22 Overall List Rank: 6.5909 out of 10

Yea	Rank	Votes
Login To Vote	1	21	The 'thump' when you turn on the amp can blow the fur off of a cat
Login To Vote	2	17	At 50% power, your subwoofer kills whales; your tweeter, bats.
Login To Vote	3	17	Volume settings 1-10 represent Richter scale
Login To Vote	4	14	The streetlights dim when you turn it on
Login To Vote	5	12	It has started to affect local weather patterns
Login To Vote	6	9	Seismologists hang out at your house
Login To Vote	7	8	It has a corporate sponsor. (Ted's stereo...by Verizon)
Login To Vote	8	8	The equalizer is more complex than the controls of most aircraft.
Login To Vote	9	8	You don't listen to music anymore, you feel it.
Login To Vote	10	8	Your landlord bills you for damage your building's foundation
Login To Vote	11	7	Blackouts in California? Why are you talking to me?
Login To Vote	12	7	You mount the speakers backwards to propel your car.
Login To Vote	13	6	It damages the structure of space-time
Login To Vote	14	5	people complain to cops about noise.from 3 states away.
Login To Vote	15	5	You get phone calls from whales wanting to chat.
Login To Vote	16	4	Even Yanni Sounds Good
Login To Vote	17	4	You have to glue knick-knacks to the shelves to keep them there
Login To Vote	18	3	It costs more than your car
Login To Vote	19	3	The volume goes up to 11
Login To Vote	20	1	when you drive by war vets they get flashbacks.
Login To Vote	21	1	Your speakers weigh more than you do.
Login To Vote	22	0	It goes to "11"- because "11" is one louder than all the rest!
Login To Vote	23	0	You'll never need to see a chiropractor.
Login To Vote	24	-8	Despite all the doodads, it still has an actual turntable
Login To Vote	25	-14	You recieve christmas cards from Cerwin Vega...
Login To Vote	26	-15	Your neighbors move away

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