| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 33 | Can you hurry up please? My shift is about to end |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 29 | Your voice sounds familiar - am I sleeping with your wife? |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 26 | Gee. And I thought my life sucked! |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 25 | I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... could you please start over again? |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 25 | Oh man! We just lost another one! What were you saying? |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 22 | Hold please! |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 22 | Look, if you do go through with it - can I have your car? |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 20 | Yeah, I think you should go for it! |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 19 | For only $19.95, you can upgrade to our platinum service. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 18 | Dude, that's nothing compared to what this other guy went through yesterday |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 16 | *bzzz* All circuits are busy now, please call again later. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 16 | I heard they were making 'Battlefield Earth 2'. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 16 | I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I'm realy just the janitor . . . |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 16 | You have a really sexy voice. Keep talking. You're turning me on |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 15 | You won't really do it! if you wanted to do it, you would have never called me |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 14 | If you were REALLY serious, you'd slit your wrists lengthwise. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 12 | He'll only be president for 4 more years |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 11 | Dude, you suck. *click* |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 11 | Like I care? |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 11 | You want fries with that? |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 10 | I'm sorry, I truly don't care |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 10 | Of COURSE you're depressed. This is because you're inferior. |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 9 | Is that your final answer? |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 9 | Wrong number this is..uhhh...912 |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 8 | You know, suicide is an unredeemable sin, god hates you for thinking of it! |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 6 | Just start up another dot com...really! |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 6 | Why haven't you done it so far? No! I mean what motivation -- Hello? Hello? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 5 | I don't think you have the guts to jump! |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 5 | kill yourself in public, that way someone might care |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 5 | What method were you planing on i hear that jumping in front of a train is fun |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 3 | Wrong Number! |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 3 | You're not a midget are you? You sound like an angry little midget. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 1 | have fun |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 1 | I bet you five dollars that you wont do it,...wait make that $500 |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 1 | The number you have called is not in service.. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 0 | hello, this is joe's morgue. May i help you help yourslelf? |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 0 | press 1 for specialist press 2 for hired killer |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -1 | can you hurry up ive got a date with your wife |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -1 | please hold |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -1 | Who gives a sh*t. I'm outta here. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -2 | Don't take it out on yourself! Take it out on someone else! |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -2 | taruntuala venom isn't deadly use cobra |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -4 | (computer voice) Special deal! 15% off on your copy of "Suicide for Dummies" |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -4 | who is this |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -4 | why dont you go to iraq im sure youll die |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -4 | your right youre worthless |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -5 | go ahead jump see who cares |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -6 | dont you owe me money |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -6 | Your mom just called 15 minutes ago but it looks like we lost her. |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -7 | Did you see what happened to the NASDAQ today? |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -8 | dont go to the pants side |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -10 | Hang on a second. Beer Break... |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -10 | I sold all my NASDAQ stock when it hit 5000! |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -13 | Come on, if it works for Bob Dole it can work for you |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -14 | Suck it up! Don't make me come over their and cheer you up with my fist -CliffY |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -18 | Don't do it, Bea Arthur loves you! |
List of July 1, 2001
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