| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 26 | Headaches don't last for weeks on end. Go see a doctor. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 22 | I don't care if the house is dirty. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 22 | If you don't like the way I do something, then do it youself. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 22 | Sex is always a great birthday gift. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 21 | If we have to put the seat up, you can check if it's down. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 18 | I'm not perfect! Get over it! |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 18 | Yelling at me won't solve the problem |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 18 | You look good no matter what you wear...really |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 17 | Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 13 | Admitting we are wrong counts as "I'm sorry." |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 13 | We need a good layer of dust to tell us where to put things back. |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 12 | Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 12 | Let me get BOTH feet in the door before you start talking. |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 11 | Bedtime means "go to sleep", not "ask me stupid questions." |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 11 | You have enough clothes. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 10 | You have too many shoes. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 9 | If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 8 | Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 7 | Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 5 | Anything you wear is fine. Really. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 5 | thinking about sex is a good thing, you should try it |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 4 | Looking at women is not a crime |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 3 | stop trying to change me |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 2 | You know damn well you look at other men. Shut up. |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 1 | Check your oil. |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 0 | don't slap children |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 0 | I hang out with my boys because I need time away from you. |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 0 | I need it up, you need it down. If it's up, put it down. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 0 | Shopping is not sport. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 0 | The world won't come to an end if I wait for a commercial break. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 0 | There is a 10 minute shopping limit in any store without electonics. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 0 | when watching a tv show talk only during comercials |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -1 | equility isnt about you getting more power |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -1 | O.K. I like boobs, so sue me!! |
| Login To Vote | 35 | -2 | Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | -2 | Don't give us rules. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | -3 | It's not gona suck itself |
| Login To Vote | 38 | -3 | stop judging others |
| Login To Vote | 39 | -3 | stop leaving the toilet seat down |
| Login To Vote | 40 | -3 | Sunday = Sports |
| Login To Vote | 41 | -3 | Where they want to eat |
| Login To Vote | 42 | -3 | You can teach a man to do anything if there is a reward. |
| Login To Vote | 43 | -4 | Present all of your thoughtful questions to be answered in yes or no format. |
| Login To Vote | 44 | -5 | we don't allways want sex like you do |
| Login To Vote | 45 | -5 | we remain virgins by wiping it off |
| Login To Vote | 46 | -6 | slutty isnt cool |
| Login To Vote | 47 | -6 | Swallow, not spit. |
| Login To Vote | 48 | -7 | a kiss isnt sex |
| Login To Vote | 49 | -7 | Don't touch the remote |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -7 | i love you is a complament not a sexist insult |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -7 | If you don't like my sense of fasion then you go out and buy me knew clothes. |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -7 | When finished, it is best to roll over and go to sleep |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -8 | Do not touch anything electronic outside of the kitchen. |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -8 | Don't take the remote |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -8 | Lingerie is GOOD |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -9 | A BJ a day keeps the dentist away |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -9 | only children drink alcohol |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -10 | a waypoint is your location |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -10 | Be there when we want sex; disappear all other times. |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -10 | beep |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -10 | do not bitch at me |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -10 | how 2 cook |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -10 | sexy is trashy suttle is fine. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -11 | Never ask to drive my car. |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -11 | No! I honestly cannot smell that diaper! |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -11 | refusing sex dosnt make me gay |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -11 | Your face is a fair target to aim for. |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -13 | Polygamy is the Bible so a man is allowed to keep more than one woman. |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -20 | It doesn't matter where I was, now does it? |