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Previous Top 69 Rules All Men Wish Women Knew By The White Boy Next
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Total List Votes: 27 Overall List Rank: 7.0000 out of 10
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Login To Vote126Headaches don't last for weeks on end. Go see a doctor.
Login To Vote222I don't care if the house is dirty.
Login To Vote322If you don't like the way I do something, then do it youself.
Login To Vote422Sex is always a great birthday gift.
Login To Vote521If we have to put the seat up, you can check if it's down.
Login To Vote618I'm not perfect! Get over it!
Login To Vote718Yelling at me won't solve the problem
Login To Vote818You look good no matter what you wear...really
Login To Vote917Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Login To Vote1013Admitting we are wrong counts as "I'm sorry."
Login To Vote1113We need a good layer of dust to tell us where to put things back.
Login To Vote1212Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
Login To Vote1312Let me get BOTH feet in the door before you start talking.
Login To Vote1411Bedtime means "go to sleep", not "ask me stupid questions."
Login To Vote1511You have enough clothes.
Login To Vote1610You have too many shoes.
Login To Vote179If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Login To Vote188Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Login To Vote197Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
Login To Vote205Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Login To Vote215thinking about sex is a good thing, you should try it
Login To Vote224Looking at women is not a crime
Login To Vote233stop trying to change me
Login To Vote242You know damn well you look at other men. Shut up.
Login To Vote251Check your oil.
Login To Vote260don't slap children
Login To Vote270I hang out with my boys because I need time away from you.
Login To Vote280I need it up, you need it down. If it's up, put it down.
Login To Vote290Shopping is not sport.
Login To Vote300The world won't come to an end if I wait for a commercial break.
Login To Vote310There is a 10 minute shopping limit in any store without electonics.
Login To Vote320when watching a tv show talk only during comercials
Login To Vote33-1equility isnt about you getting more power
Login To Vote34-1O.K. I like boobs, so sue me!!
Login To Vote35-2Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
Login To Vote36-2Don't give us rules.
Login To Vote37-3It's not gona suck itself
Login To Vote38-3stop judging others
Login To Vote39-3stop leaving the toilet seat down
Login To Vote40-3Sunday = Sports
Login To Vote41-3Where they want to eat
Login To Vote42-3You can teach a man to do anything if there is a reward.
Login To Vote43-4Present all of your thoughtful questions to be answered in yes or no format.
Login To Vote44-5we don't allways want sex like you do
Login To Vote45-5we remain virgins by wiping it off
Login To Vote46-6slutty isnt cool
Login To Vote47-6Swallow, not spit.
Login To Vote48-7a kiss isnt sex
Login To Vote49-7Don't touch the remote
Login To Vote50-7i love you is a complament not a sexist insult
Login To Vote51-7If you don't like my sense of fasion then you go out and buy me knew clothes.
Login To Vote52-7When finished, it is best to roll over and go to sleep
Login To Vote53-8Do not touch anything electronic outside of the kitchen.
Login To Vote54-8Don't take the remote
Login To Vote55-8Lingerie is GOOD
Login To Vote56-9A BJ a day keeps the dentist away
Login To Vote57-9only children drink alcohol
Login To Vote58-10a waypoint is your location
Login To Vote59-10Be there when we want sex; disappear all other times.
Login To Vote60-10beep
Login To Vote61-10do not bitch at me
Login To Vote62-10how 2 cook
Login To Vote63-10sexy is trashy suttle is fine.
Login To Vote64-11Never ask to drive my car.
Login To Vote65-11No! I honestly cannot smell that diaper!
Login To Vote66-11refusing sex dosnt make me gay
Login To Vote67-11Your face is a fair target to aim for.
Login To Vote68-13Polygamy is the Bible so a man is allowed to keep more than one woman.
Login To Vote69-20It doesn't matter where I was, now does it?


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