| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 17 | The FBI is on your doorstep asking about your 60 anti-bush items. |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 16 | Not a single one of your items have a postive vote number. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 12 | You get higher scores on lists than you do on exams. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 11 | Moving to 7th in "Most Active Item Authors" is the highlight of your day |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 11 | Your wife left you, you lost your job, and your skin is ghostly white. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 10 | All your items get voted to the bottom in 5 mins after list publication. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 10 | You're running out of excuses to give your boss about why your work is late |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 9 | The large intestine guy has a higher average vote number than you. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 9 | You're starting to think in list format. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 5 | The upcoming lists page is set to your homepage |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 4 | You constantly feel the need to submit game show-related items |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 2 | You havn't eaten or slept due to having good ideas for lists ever 3 seconds |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 1 | you haven't seen daylight for ages |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 0 | You stay up until midnight EST to see the new Upcoming List. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 0 | You suddenly realize you have a life |
| Login To Vote | 16 | -1 | The keeper with the beanie is beggining to tell you to kill you family. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | -1 | Your psychiatrist disgnosed you as listless |
| Login To Vote | 18 | -2 | You can't sleep: your mind is racing, filled with lists. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | -3 | The error on submition :error, writen by you - go away |
| Login To Vote | 20 | -3 | The large intestine guy consistently gets more votes than you |
| Login To Vote | 21 | -3 | they keep accepting your lists |
| Login To Vote | 22 | -3 | You actually understand all the references to large intestines! |
| Login To Vote | 23 | -3 | You can't comprehend this list title |
| Login To Vote | 24 | -4 | yor items are in the top 5 |
| Login To Vote | 25 | -4 | You had to write over a thousand items to get a positve average vote |
| Login To Vote | 26 | -4 | You start having large intestance problems. |
| Login To Vote | 27 | -5 | You\'re hallucinating - was that an evil lawn gnome hiding in the bed? |
| Login To Vote | 28 | -6 | they keep rejecting my d@mn ideas |
| Login To Vote | 29 | -9 | You dream about my large intestine |
| Login To Vote | 30 | -11 | The threatening letters signed in blood smeared by robes. |
| Login To Vote | 31 | -12 | You're getting home from work late and your SO is getting suspicious |
| Login To Vote | 32 | -13 | That pesky midget porn virus that only strikes after submitting an item. |
| Login To Vote | 33 | -16 | they keep flirting with your hand |
| Login To Vote | 34 | -18 | no |
List of January 6, 2005
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