| Yea | Nay | Rank | Votes |
| Login To Vote | 1 | 37 | You don't "work out" at the gym. You "level up". |
| Login To Vote | 2 | 29 | Every time you walk past a mailbox, you have an irresistible urge to open it. |
| Login To Vote | 3 | 29 | You always wear the same outfit, regardless of temperature. |
| Login To Vote | 4 | 28 | When told that a place is dangerous, you go straight there. |
| Login To Vote | 5 | 27 | You now refer to money as gold. |
| Login To Vote | 6 | 25 | You know there must be a way to the secret 13th floor of your building. |
| Login To Vote | 7 | 23 | When you move to a new city, you go into every store in the mall. |
| Login To Vote | 8 | 23 | You drive carefully because you haven't saved in several hours. |
| Login To Vote | 9 | 22 | Your ideal girlfriend is the last survivor of an ancient race. |
| Login To Vote | 10 | 16 | reality doesnt have the same appeal it once had |
| Login To Vote | 11 | 16 | When you die, you feel ripped because you didn't get to use your extra life |
| Login To Vote | 12 | 16 | Your ideal girlfriend is cute, smart, and knows healing spells. |
| Login To Vote | 13 | 14 | Snack=health points |
| Login To Vote | 14 | 14 | When strangers ask you for favors, you always comply. |
| Login To Vote | 15 | 12 | You constantly say 'Continue' while someone is talking to you. |
| Login To Vote | 16 | 12 | You sleep with your clothes on. |
| Login To Vote | 17 | 12 | Your goal in life is to save the world. |
| Login To Vote | 18 | 12 | Your ideal boyfriend has crazy hair and wields an oversized sword. |
| Login To Vote | 19 | 10 | Your excuse for lack of homework: random encounter with fire-using monster. |
| Login To Vote | 20 | 8 | Instead of stepping over your dog, you go all the way around the table. |
| Login To Vote | 21 | 7 | You only keep one book on each bookshelf. |
| Login To Vote | 22 | 6 | you kill a squirrel expecting to find armor, gold and experience points |
| Login To Vote | 23 | 5 | Refer to your boss's assisstant as his 'henchman'. |
| Login To Vote | 24 | 5 | What do you mean "too many"? |
| Login To Vote | 25 | 5 | when someone spits on you, you hold up a sheild |
| Login To Vote | 26 | 5 | When you go to the bank you think "wizard has found a treasury!" |
| Login To Vote | 27 | 5 | Your occupation: Demonslayer |
| Login To Vote | 28 | 4 | During your morning commute, you look forward to learning the Return spell. |
| Login To Vote | 29 | 4 | You advise your parents to move from your hometown, in case it gets destroyed. |
| Login To Vote | 30 | 4 | you slay your boss when he tries to fire you |
| Login To Vote | 31 | 4 | You talk to cats. |
| Login To Vote | 32 | 4 | You try to ride an ostrich thinking that it's a chocobo |
| Login To Vote | 33 | 4 | You walk into strange houses, go through their stuff and talk to them |
| Login To Vote | 34 | 3 | Any time you get hurt you call "Medic" |
| Login To Vote | 35 | 3 | If you know who Dozekar the Cursed is. |
| Login To Vote | 36 | 3 | If your controller has a +2 enchantment. |
| Login To Vote | 37 | 3 | When your wife asks "am I fat?", you first answer Yes to see her reaction. |
| Login To Vote | 38 | 2 | the sun, it burns... it burns... |
| Login To Vote | 39 | 2 | You always have a magic weapon on hand. |
| Login To Vote | 40 | 2 | You are suspicious when offered a free hotel stay. |
| Login To Vote | 41 | 2 | You don't question the fact that you just pickpocketed some guys head |
| Login To Vote | 42 | 2 | You pick a fight with a bear, but its ok, youll just wake up in the nearest inn |
| Login To Vote | 43 | 1 | You forgot how to roll your dice |
| Login To Vote | 44 | 1 | You walk into Famous Footwear and ask for Sprint Shoes. |
| Login To Vote | 45 | 0 | To avoid dealing with your family, you equip "No Encounters". |
| Login To Vote | 46 | 0 | when a crime happens you say "my spidy sense is tingling". |
| Login To Vote | 47 | 0 | you walk around with a conroller |
| Login To Vote | 48 | 0 | you wonder why people give you strange looks when carrying a sword around town |
| Login To Vote | 49 | 0 | "Dont worry, if the cops find us, ill just summon ifrit!" |
| Login To Vote | 50 | -1 | In real life, you talk and write in 1337 5P34K |
| Login To Vote | 51 | -1 | You worry that someone else will save the world, making your life for naught. |
| Login To Vote | 52 | -1 | Your bladder is wreaking havoc on your sanity. |
| Login To Vote | 53 | -2 | If you know who Lady Vox is. |
| Login To Vote | 54 | -2 | Pimples |
| Login To Vote | 55 | -2 | you call me people noobs in real life! |
| Login To Vote | 56 | -2 | You find that you haven't played many PC RPGs... |
| Login To Vote | 57 | -2 | you still play them after age 18 |
| Login To Vote | 58 | -3 | You talk to everyone on the Martha's Vineyard ferry in order to arrive faster. |
| Login To Vote | 59 | -5 | you look like duncan robinson |
| Login To Vote | 60 | -5 | You often change your mind when asked yes-or-no questions. |
| Login To Vote | 61 | -5 | You say something cruel to your sig-other then press 'Back' furiously t |
| Login To Vote | 62 | -5 | You sign your checks "Thunk the Barbarian" |
| Login To Vote | 63 | -7 | After 9/11, you donated a Phoenix Down to the Red Cross. |
| Login To Vote | 64 | -7 | You go to church weekly in order to be saved. |
| Login To Vote | 65 | -9 | You feel like you can talk to everyone except your best friends. |
| Login To Vote | 66 | -9 | You forget to exchange currencies when traveling. |
| Login To Vote | 67 | -10 | when you constantly pretend your holding a paddle |
| Login To Vote | 68 | -10 | You believe every rumor you hear. |
| Login To Vote | 69 | -10 | You estimate that you're a third of the way through your life. |
| Login To Vote | 70 | -14 | your in your 20s |
| Login To Vote | 71 | -17 | Best Lines From Invader Zim |
| Login To Vote | 72 | -17 | you have zits |
| Login To Vote | 73 | -17 | you havnt grown up yet |
List of February 7, 2005
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